I was just wondering how many way's kenny has actually died. All I can think of are:
Frozen in carbonite eaten by turkeys hit by car had heart replaced with potato drug along the pavement drowned in Platte river electrocuted (Cartman's Mom is a slut part two) shot by immigration agents lava (skuzzel butt episode) smashed by stage light head exploded in plane-arium
On Fri, 05 Jan 2001 13:25:57 -0800, Keleka wrote:
This is debateable. Just as Han Solo wasn't killed by Carbonite freezing, it was very possible that Kenny was still alive.
He was hit by a fireball, but crawled out. He was then killed by stray gunfire, as I recall.
Also touched by Death shot repeatedly by the police (Merry Christmas Charlie Manson) microwaved (my personal favorite) mutilated by a killer goldfish had the MIR space station dropped on him, later cu tin half with a chainsaw.
----- Lone Wolf I'm rooting for the crocodile.
"You try the best you can try the best you can the best you can is good enough." - Radiohead, Optimistic
"He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' his sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!" - John Milton (Al Pacino), The Devil's Advocate
"Lone Wolf" wrote in message news:3a5647c7.1800539@news...
Killed by a teherball(my personal favorite) in the Mecha Streisand Ep. Electrocuted by The Provider Backed over by an ambulance Torn apart by football players Run over by a truck Run over by a bus going to mexico(doesn't die, but ends up in mexico, which is even worse). Run over by barbrady's police car Destroyed by little speeders(while in the ED-209 costume) Eaten by the big monster that ripped open the school bus Crushed by the giant snake Killed by Succubus Killed when his blood builds up and has no where to go because a tampon is jammed up his ass. Kinda-sorta gets crushed in Ms. Crabtree's uterus.
you have a way to go, he has died about 60 times throughout the series mostly unique ways "spauldingae" wrote in message news:dat56.234194$[email]...
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<< > >Frozen in carbonite
Killed by a teherball(my personal favorite) in the Mecha Streisand Ep. Electrocuted by The Provider Backed over by an ambulance Torn apart by football players Run over by a truck Run over by a bus going to mexico(doesn't die, but ends up in mexico, which is even worse). Run over by barbrady's police car Destroyed by little speeders(while in the ED-209 costume) Eaten by the big monster that ripped open the school bus Crushed by the giant snake Killed by Succubus Killed when his blood builds up and has no where to go because a tampon is jammed up his ass. Kinda-sorta gets crushed in Ms. Crabtree's uterus. >>
Gunned down by Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat Ripped apart by turkeys Gunned down by Jimbo (when he was a platapus) Smacked by Cartman, who was experiencing Ritalin side effects Drowned while trying to get out of the river Gunned down by a member of the Romanian army Torn up by the Phonics Monkey Suffers a case of seizures Eats too many antacids Crushed by elevator Crushed by door
Joe Klemm
Crushed by a stage light Crushed by a tree Rammed into a wall by a dodgeball Torn apart by Jesus and Pals audience members Trampled by people leaving a theater Killed in a mosh pit in Cartmans clubhouse Died of chickenpox Gored by a bull Head bitten off my Ozzy Crushed by a mine car Sucked into a moving platform Sucked into a giant fan Killed by a phonics monkey Hit by a warning flare Craps himself to death Crushed against a tree Killed by the Trapper Keeper
Dont forget when his head was impaled on the flag pole and he slid down it leaving a trail of blood in the beefcake episode.
In article , "spauldingae" writes:
That wasn't him, it was a Kenny impersonater...
"Jeremy B" wrote in message news:[email]...
"spauldingae"
Which is exactly why I said "Kinda-Sorta"
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There are many sites doing the list of all the deaths :)
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