501... was atrocious

That was worse than Jackosores.

If you guys didnt like the new pubes episode, then you must be gay. "Howard S Shubs" wrote in message news:[email]...

Watch it again.

In article , [email] says...

In article , [email] (JB) wrote:

If you insist...

Some people...

I thought it was fooking genius.

Bernie

On Thu, 12 Jul 2001, Howard S Shubs wrote:

I agree Jackosores was really bad, but the Pubes episode was fucking hilarious. The ending was fucking fantastic! Of course, I have a really sick sense of humor...

-Beans

In article , Bean Fried Pork wrote:

I've now re-watched as much as I can stand. I guess I just don't get it. I think it's horrible.

You don't get it. I'm surprised you ever get SP based on that. I played it for my wife last night and she was laughing her head off through the whole thing (especially the horse fellatio scenes). I had hinted at a "Shakesperian" ending and she got it right away and was howling with laugter. (I even had to replay short scenes as she missed them from laughing.) BTW we ain't whatcha call "spring chickenz" either...

On Tue, 17 Jul 2001 13:28:05 -0700, "D.G. Porter" wrote:

Why does everyone have to love this episode. I certainly loved it, and several of my co-workers did also, but others found it too over the top and/or actually offensive. It's a personal choice, and I can see how someone would find it rather out of character for Southpark, which rarely shows any of the boys as evil (or at least as sociopaths). Just because an episode has clever joke or literary references doesn't make it automatically and episode that everyone will love. The Great Expectations spoof was spot on Great Expectations, and had several very clever side jokes, but I found it boring. My hyper-literate friends rolled watching it, I wasn't that impressed. I got the jokes, but they didn't overcome the fact that it didn't have enough of the correct characters for my taste. This is South Park god-dammit! You're all just a bunch of testicle shitting rectal warts anyway!

Jeremiah

Not "love," "get."

SP has character???????????????

SP is supposed to offend someone every week or it sucks...

And god-dammit sonofabitch that's the one I missed!!!!!!!!!!

Sand in your vagina...

(snip)

Speak for yourself, Jerey.

In article , "D.G. Porter" wrote:

I think it just hits too close to home for me.

Howard S Shubs wrote:

Close to home?? What, you mean some kid cooked your parents? Was this before or after you sold him your pubes?

heh heh...Howard left himself wide open for that one! ;-) Good thing he can take a joke...er, wait...maybe he can't. Maybe he cooked someone else's parents!! Sorry, Howard! REALLY!

It was the dick sucking horse.

In article , "Bao H. Lammy" wrote:

I be comin' fer ya. "Really, he -will-!"

On Wed, 18 Jul 2001 00:29:27 -0700, Mark Tangard wrote:

Missed most of the thread but I actually thought that show was EXTREMELY good and partially quite funny. I did not think the possible biting off of the pee pee with the pony part was good and I'm very glad they did not actually go there. I thought it was very good because the red haired snotty rich kid got his comeuppance (wow can't believe I spelled that right the second try.. could not actually find it in the checker either) from of all people, cartman. It was also great since Cartman actually "won" which is very rare for the fat foil of the show.

Rather than many of the south parks which just end abruptly it built very nicely to a total surprise conclusion. Though initially I was feeling angst about possible "male gender hating" outcomes which gets kind of old (especially since such things as granpa getting hit in the "nuts" are still considered somehow funny on Funniest Videos shows, females should try wearing their ovaries outside their body for a while .. there is nothing funny about such things) the twist ending and the fact that cartman really "won" in a way made that probably one of my favorite South Park episodes of all time, truely very dark and different for them.

Yeah I really wonder how on earth that could be close to home.

Oh, that's good. I must save this, and remember it, and use it when desperately needed....

man u r sik

In article , Mark Tangard wrote:

1) I hate Cartman almost as much as I hate Jackosours 2) You've never been the kid who gets picked on and can't fight back no matter what?

In that episode, I think Cartman crossed the line from being an amusing little jerk to an absolutely loathesome demented psycho, who killed two innocent people to get his revenge. They've permanently ruined his character.

And it was of no consolation to you that the bullying bigger kid got his just dessert in the end?

"Howard S Shubs" wrote in message news:[email]...

And you *like* South Park?

matter

Quit whining ya pussy. Just cuz *you* never got to be the kid doing the picking doesn't mean it's not funny.

In article , "LooseChanj" wrote:

I like to see him get whacked, sometimes. Other times.... I just find him to be a point of major personal conflict.

Vagina. Not pussy. Sand in me? Maybe.

Like picking on smaller children is an achievement to be proud of.

The redeeming point about making an episode depicting scummy people is to serve as a reminder that they exist, and to remind us to keep on the lookout for them and not be so trusting. And the bully did get his just dessert in the end.

"Bill K." wrote in message news:[email]...

And it's hard to appreciate that from behind the bitterness of never having been able to.

Yeah, pretty much my point.

I guess some of us were just too morally restrained to do such thing. Conscience--who needs it, eh?

"Bill K." wrote in message news:[email]...

Your comments indicate you never even *had the chance*. Weakness isn't a moral strength. Restraint OTOH...

Most of us just consider such acts to be below contempt. Don't you?

Most of us just consider such acts to be below contempt. Don't you?

And what ever gives you the idea that I never had the chance? As long as there are children in the neighbourhood, or at the same school, there are plenty available for the picking. Anyone who picks on those smaller and more vulnerable are just plain scum, no other way around it.

"Bill K." wrote in message news:[email]...

Let's just say you're not qualified to make such judgements. I am.

And how is anyone not qualified to express basic human principles? Please elaborate.

"Bill K." wrote in message news:[email]...

Ummm, before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes. That kinda shit.

"Ummm, before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes."

"Then you're a mile away and you got new shoes!" ~ uh,

That is the way it goes, no? Harmonica Savingsbond

LooseChanj wrote:

I still wish Cartman hadn't triumphed! He's a turd! A big fat fucking corn-encrusted turd! First thing he does is trot out his "superiority" to the other kids. Just like when he "got his period." He deserves total ragging and no satisfaction!!!!

"D.G. Porter" wrote in message news:[email]...

Didn't Parker and Stone once say that "Cartman is the bile in everyone's soul", or something to that effect?

"spauldingae" wrote in message news:TUk77.401901$[email]...

I'm sure he's made from the part of Trey the man wishes wasn't there. Just like Stan is the part he wishes he had more of.

And the fact that he too is a scammer with his tooth fairy, evangelist, and junk food-selling ploys leaves little reason to have any sympathy for him. But that doesn't make Tenorman any less scummy.

In article , "Bill K." wrote:

It's not Cartman's meanness or scamming that bothers me. What really gets on my nerves is the times when he is such an incredibly stupid moron. For example, in episode 413- Trapper Keeper, after they stop Cartman's trapper keeper from destroying the world, he goes and gets another one! Or 406 when he searches for mature male friends and joins NAMBLA.

Cartman strikes me as very smart and very stupid at the same time. Trey's a Libra, and this pretty much describes every Libra I have ever known. Sorry to get all hippified and astrological -- I probably wouldn't post this if I'd had more than one cup of coffee.

PZB

"Poppy Z. Brite" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Cartman's birthday is given as July 1 on the South Park calendar, which makes him a Cancer. That could explain his obesity and love of food. Cancers have a knack for business (smart - money is a form of security, and Cancers love to be secure), but they can be quite childish (stupid), and so the two sides of Cartman.

--- Willie Westwood, a Cancer with a June 30 birthday. :)

Try the "All You Can Eat 'Long Pig' Chili" diner.

I also heard that Hitler tried to get a goat to blow him as a youth and the goat bit the end of his dick off.

in article [email], D.G. Porter at [email] wrote on 7/18/01 4:02 PM:

So he was circumscribed!!! (intentional misspelling)