MOVIE LYRICS BELOW...
Hello everyone! Lots of people have asked my for the South Park movie lyrics...well here they are!!! They have just been copied and pasted from a site so don't ask me about anything! Also I had to cut out all the swearing because I'm afraid that Alphalink will get mad if I put swear words in a Newsgroup. Also, visit my South Park site, "South Park City", at http://members.tripod.com/Animoss/sp.html It's getting constructed to become better!
It's Easy, Mmmkay: Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in By drugs and alchohol and *** with women-mmkay But its when you do these things too much That you've become an addict and must get back in touch You can do it Its all up to you-mmkay With a little plan you can change your life today You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will say, its easy mmkay Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole" Step 2: Instead of **** say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold" Step 3: With ***** drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity Step 4: Dont say **** any more cuz **** is the worst word that you can say So just use the word mmkay! Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmkay (mmkay) With a little plan we can change our lives today Mr, Mackey: you can change it today Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say Its easy mmkay! Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of **** say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With ***** drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: Dont say **** any more Everyone: Cuz **** is the worst word that you can say Children: **** is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say ****, no we shouldn't say ****, **** nooooo!!! Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go! Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay Its easy mmkay! Children: It's easy mmkay! Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmkay! Children: It's easy mmkay! Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmkaaaaaaaayy Children: It's easy mm It's easy mm It's easy mm It's easy mmkaaaay (both finish at same time) (laughing) Mr. Mackey: Mmkay Mmkay Mmkay
Kyle's Mum's a *****: Cartman: Wellllll... Kyle's mom's a ***** She's mom is a big fat ***** She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world She's a stupid ***** if there ever was a ***** She's a ***** to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a ***** On Tuesday she's a ***** On Wednsday through Saturday she's a ***** Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a superkinkamayamaya***** Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol ***** and she has stupid hair She's a big big big big big big ***** Big big big big big big big *****, she's a stupid ***** Kyle's mom's a ***** and she's just a dirty ***** For tons kids around the world it might go something like this: (Weird Japenese stuff to the tune) (Weird Dutch stuff to the tune) (Weird African Tribe stuff to the tune) Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest ***** in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol ***** and she has stupid hair She's a big big big big big big ***** (Other children: Gasp) Big big big big big big big *****, she's a stupid ***** Kyle's mom's a ***** and she's just a dirty ***** I really mean it Kyles mom, she's a big fat ****ing ***** Big old ****ing ***** ass mooooom Yeah Chaaaa
Uncle ****a: Terrance: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle ****a You're an uncle ****a, yes its true Nobody ****s uncles quite like you Phillip: Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a You're the one that ****ed your uncle, uncle ****a You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just **** your uncle all day long (fart noises) Terrance: Hmm! (fart noises) (laughing) (fart) Dudley Dooright guy: What's going on here? (fart noises) People: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh ****er ****er uncle ****a ****a ****a ****a ****a T & P:Shut your ****ing face uncle ****a (Terrance: uncle ****a) Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle ****a Phillip: You're an uncle ****a I must say Terrance: Well you ****ed your uncle yesterday Everyone: (laughing) People: Uncle ****a... thats Everyone: U-N-C-L-E **** you Uncle ****aaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight... Phillip: ...Suck my balls!
What Would Brian Boitano Do?: Stan: What would Brian Boitano If was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do! Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair Everyone: So what would Brian Boitano do If were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do! Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me It has stunted my vocabulary Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do! Everyone: What would Brian Boitano do? He'd call all the kids in town And tell them to unite for two That's what Brian Boitano'd do! When Brian Boitano traveled through time To the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king And saved the human race again Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kublar Kahn Everyone: Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take **** from anybody So let's get all the kids together For we have to stop our moms And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!