MEGA COOLIO NEWS!! EVERYONE READ!!!

Guys, I have the most incredible news of the century, and no, Barbara Strisand isn't retiring! None other than the Dynamic Duo, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are coming to MY SCHOOL! And cooler than that, I ARRANGED IT!!! You see, I sent a letter to CC about the time SP started, and asked them to send an SP affiliate to my town. Well, they're sending MATT AND TREY! Also, I'm bringing EVERYONE's FANFICS!!!! SO IF YOU HAVE A FANFIC THAT YOU WANT THEM TO SEE, SEND IT TO [email]! DUDE!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!

Gyrex "WHOO-HOO!" Derision

Now that I've calmed down, and thought about it, this is kinda improbable, Gyrex. I mean, do you even live remotely close to them? Even if you did, why would they take time out of their busy schedule to come to some kid's school? And why a kid's school, when South Park is geared towards adults anyway? And why is the school *letting* them come? If you fess up and say it was a lie right now, I won't be pissed, but I would like to know why you were trying to pull this. I mean, it's not like you're not well-known around here, and it's certainly not April Fool's Day, so why are you trying to decieve us? And if this is true, and by some miracle you *are* going to get a chance to meet them and *are* going to give them our fanfics, I certainly want to believe you, and I'm sorry for accusing you. And lying or no, I'll send you my 'fics, along with a little letter to them attatched.

-Kim (by the way, can I have a copy of the letter that told you they were coming?)

Dude it's not a lie! I'm seriously not kidding! I'll try to scan in the letter and e-mail it to you. Everyone send me their fanfics!!!

Gyrex

In article , "Gyrex" wrote:

I don't suppose, if they're really coming, that you could tell them about the Fanfic Awards, could you? Hm... and maybe we could finally solve the issue of whether the two are lurking or not... (on second that, probably not) :)

the_davester

Gyrex wrote in message ...

IT!!!

JOKE!!!!

This has nothing to do with "Coolio". That was Hella-Lame!

"Coolio" is another word for "cool", idiot! And if you think that was hella-stupid, then you're a hella-troll. NOW SIT SOWN AND SHUT UP, before I kick you in the NNNUTS!

Gyrex "Don't ... f<beep> ... with ... Gyrex!" Derision

Hey Gyrex, you know if you can give me a deadline of sorts for when they're coming? I need to do major editing on McCormick..need it my best, doncha know?

-Kim (who has been reading too much Redwall and fears that someday she will turn into one of the rabbits)

Shure, they're coming Wednesday!

Gyrex "I can't wait" Derision

Gyrex did you get my mail. Just checking. I sent 5 fics over within 2 e mails

I got it Ds. I'm giving everyone fics that they sent to me for M&T!!

Gyrex

In article , "Gyrex" wrote:

Did you get mine?

yuppies!

Gyrex "HEEE" Derision

<<Guys, I have the most incredible news of the century, and no, Barbara Strisand isn't retiring! None other than the Dynamic Duo, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are coming to MY SCHOOL! And cooler than that, I ARRANGED IT!!! You see, I sent a letter to CC about the time SP started, and asked them to send an SP affiliate to my town. Well, they're sending MATT AND TREY! Also, I'm bringing EVERYONE's FANFICS!!!! SO IF YOU HAVE A FANFIC THAT YOU WANT THEM TO SEE, SEND IT TO [email]! DUDE!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!

Gyrex "WHOO-HOO!" Derision

SWEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!

I'll send one over right now!

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