The South Park Guru Is Now Open! Ask ANY Question!

Apr 18, 199813 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Hello All, It is I, the great South Park Guru. If you have ANY questions about the TV Show, Websites, This Newsgroup, or ANYTHING South Park, please don't hesitate to reply to this post or e-mail:

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"May The Force Be With You... Always" -Ben Kenobi

Praise Jesus and Friends.

Ben YarbroughJosephalt.tv.southpark

Ya hadda say that.

OK... How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

On topic: I saw "explosive diahrrea" tonight, for the 1st time... when the parents all start splattering themselves against the "Cartoon Central" building... the first one to die was referred to as "Mr. McCormick." Is that Kenny's dad?

Ben Yarbrough wrote:

Let's find out. Ah-one! Ah-two-oo! [address]! Ah-three.

Can't be, since they showed his dad in a later episode. Uncle, perhaps.

On Mon, 20 Apr 1998 22:08:43 GMT, Ben Yarbrough delightedly squealed:

Genetics has nothing to do with it. The Mr. McCormick was a big guy who was relatively clean looking. Kenn'ys dad, as portrayed in Starvin' Marvin, was a lanky guy who was as dirty as Pigpen. I'd go with uncle, but not father.

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Jeez, you mean they showed him in an ep I missed... dangit... *sigh* evelntually, I'll get to see all of them...

Of course, genetics isn't ruled out completely, even if it IS an uncle... maybe Kenny's pop was a carrier of a gene that affected all male McCormicks... Then again, if I wanna keep posting useless theories about a TV show, maybe I'll just cross post this to alt.fan.x-files, or something...

Ben, seeking infinite wisdom

On Wed, 22 Apr 1998 23:14:11 GMT, Ben Yarbrough delightedly squealed:

It would seem so. I'm sure you can get it from any number of places on the Net somewhere.

Possible, but that still wouldn't make the guy that got fired into the building Kenny's dad.

Useless theories are fun, though. Besides, what else are we going to do to stave off the madness?

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Absolutely, but since my vacation is over, finding the hours to DL the eps is a difficult task. Likely this weekend, I plan on getting the unaired pilot then anyway.

No, but it IS a useless theory about a cartoon. And it's on-topic. :-)

I give up... what?

B

(I'm sure everyone was either thinking about this or decided to do it and hasn't gotten around to it yet..) Who is Cartman's Dad? Whowhowhowhowhowho?! (Damn, I have no life)