Hey, I've got a great idea! Let's use this newsgroup, alt.tv.southpark, to talk about <GASP> South Park! Yeah! There's a newsgroup for it now. Did you know that?
Oh, I'm sure if you've been digging around in this particular group, you might think that it was, oh, alt.suicide, or even alt.you've.hit.a.nerve. But no, actually, it's alt.tv.SOUTHPARK. You know, with Kyle and Cartman and Kenny and Stan?
Recently, a valuable member of the South Park vocal team took her own life, and that saddens all of us in various capacities. Discussion of some general ideas surrounding that current event would seem ok, but let's not forget that we're in alt.tv.southpark.
Thank you for wanting to share your own particular experiences, but we're filled up on reality at the moment.