you know you watch too much South Park when....
-you think than"politically corrects" moms had been influed by Kyle's mom
-you sing the theme song on every occasions.
-you made a petition to rename your town South Park
-your a lawyer/doctor,etc,...you check at your life and decide to move to South Park
-you think than every Kenny McKormick in the planet is poor
thanks for reading
-you sing the theme song on every occasions.
:Snickers::
Heres a few more, although they may have been done before.
~you name your kids kyle, eric, kenny and stan, even though they're all girls.
~whenever you see a puppet show, you think of Mr. Hat.
~you accidently call you teacher "Mister Garrison."
~you accidently call your favorite prostitute "Rita"
~whenever you say something that might offend someone, you place your hand over your mouth and mumble like kenny.
~you name your dildoe "Kitty." (see "Cartman gets an Anal Probe" for the referance)
~You start wonder if any of your friends mom's are hemaphrodites(sp??)
~you write a fanfic in your creative writing class.
~you start saying "Mmmmkay" at the end of all your sentences. Mmmmkay. :)
~you pull the hood of your parka tight when your scared.
~you ask a cafetera worker for advice
~your life long goal is to be like <insert fav character here>
~your dream girl is Wendy Testeburger or Bebe
~you pray your mother never says "What, what, what!"
~you believe there's an 80 foot satalite dish hidden in your ass.
~you wonder if your cat has ever been in an orgy
~you always say "wee wee" instead of dick or cock or penis
~you think cows are cool.
~you vandelize a cop car by spray painting "To patronize and annoy" over "To serve and protect"
thats all i can think of at the moment
LittleFish.
LOL! I have a cat named Kenny, and one of my favourite kids at work is named Kyle...heh. And don't get me started on the weirdness of my FAMILY!
I should do that sometime...heh.
Yeah, even tho you only teach preschoolers...m'kay? heh I noticed I do that sometimes.
My grandmother did it once. I almost spat coke...she wondered why I was laughing!
LOL I should do that to my brother (SCOTT!)'s cop car...lol
otherwise known as HippiChk79 wrote:
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LMAO!! If u get busted, you did not get that idea from me!!
LittleFish.
P.S. I went to your page. Pretty Sweet, but no pics of you like you promised in your "Whats New" section. Shame, Shame!
My brother would probably get a kick outta that actually...he says there's one guy working at the sheriff's office that sounds like Barbrady. I need to hear this one nite...heh.
In message "LittleFish (formerly Dave Benson)" wrote:
[You watch too much SP when:]
Got me on both counts there, Officer! :-)
You steer clear of magic geometrical shapes. You have been arrested for stalking Kathy Lee Gifford. You yell "SHENANIGANS!" at every three-card monte dealer and gesture menacingly with your broom. You have every Richard Stamos album ever made. You keep wondering why everyone spells "Harbucks" wrong. You are caught wandering the streets at night, searching for just ONE store that carries Veal Roll-Ups. You avoid Plane... ariums like the plague You see Les Mis and wonder if The Mole should sue. Then you decide that that would make you a saaaaaaad panda. You lie awake at night wondering why Moses won't accept your offering of macaroni pictures. You have a fridge full of Slurm. (Oops, that's from "Signs you've been watching too much Futurama.) Your annual contribution to the National Pinkeye Fund triples. Before you flush the toilet, you check for little Santa hats.
Jeremy B "Oh, to be young again. And also a robot." -- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth WWBBD?
I say that alot
LOL I made bean shakers...lol
Now THAT was original!
What about Snacky Cakes? Does that count?
LOL!
LittleFish (formerly Dave Benson) wrote:
What about calling it fireman?? :)
Lesley
"Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives." - Chef
I'm guilty of that. Even in movies, too. I'm watching "The Crucible" and there's this whole thing about a puppet in it, and I'm like, "Mr. Hat!"
ALMOST! Not yet, but it almost slipped!
This one I'm not guilty of, I don't cover my mouth when I say something offensive. :)
Hmm...I wonder who gave you the idea to list this one?? :) <is very guilty of this> :)
I've been guilty of this on occasions, mmmkay? :)
That's been a long-standing habit of mine, whenever I was scared while wearing a hooded thingy. :)
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Heh heh heh..
She DOES, that's the scary part!
No one really knows...
So THAT'S where those cats ran off to!
I say fireman. :)
YEAH! <G>
All I have is magenta hair dye :)
Ohh..here's one that really relates to me.
-You draw Kenny in various places during school..once I drew him on the overhead transparency sheet on my lesson plan when the students all taught biology. :) And, today I drew him on the blackboard for labeling "anterior, posterior, ventral, and dorsal" parts. :) I was supposed to draw a plain human, but I drew Kenny instead. :)
ROFLMAO! My friend put a really cute Kenny on her webpage that she drew. I draw Kyle when I get bored =)
In article , pauline groleau dumas writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...
Weeeeeel! # doo doo doo # Kyle's Mom is a mean old bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls! On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kahemenmena bee-yatch! Have you...
Sorry, couldn't stop myself :)
In article , [email] (pauline groleau dumas) wrote:
Nah. "Uncle Fucka" is far catchier.
Ollie
Oliver Broadway wrote:
LMFAO. Uncle Fucka is the song that goes on in ruch hour traffic when I'm pissed off. I can sing it and it makes me feel a little better.
Lesley
"Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives." - Chef
You too?
I have a few! 1)You dress up as your fave sp ch 2)You always think WWBBD? 3)You call a little baby a dildo 4)You ask you mom if she has a 'fireman' 5)You sing WWBBD with two friends. 6)You ask ppl named KENNY how they come back every week. 7)You call British ppl French. 8)If your a guy,and know a girl named WENDY,you puke every time she talks to you. 9)You cheak your ass for anal probes. 10)You kicked the baby.
Susan Munday:) Have a nice Day! http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSMrGarrisonPage
http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSCartmanPage
http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSKennyPage
http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSMrMackeyPage
http://community.webtv.net/DRAWBACK/SUSANSKewlSouthPark
Try having it stuck in your head at work, when you work at a daycare center...I had to hum it...heh.
YKYWTMSPW - You write YKYWTMSPW's for the newsgroup !
Skiddy...........
Just so you know you can buy Cheesey Poofs. Haven't seen Snacky Cakes yet but we can dream!
PS I killed Kenny. I'm a bastard!
Heh, yeah... Wait a minute, I CAN buy Cheesy Poofs! And Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls! And Terrance and Phillip dolls! And Stan's beanie!
How about they make Tweeker's Blend coffee, from Tweek Bros.? But NO jakovasaurs!
--- Willie Westwood