Hi Everyone!

Hi. I've been lurking here for about 3 months and I just felt like revealing myself to the newsgroup.

Jay Dee

In article , Jay Dee wrote:

Welcome in. Here are some useless things you should know.

This ng, thanks to me, is affiliated with the Institutionalized Anarchy Party. This means that you can declare anything you want, and it will be correct. An example: I am the foremost Internet authority on left-handed screwdrivers.

I am king of the ng. So is Covenant. So is Mike Jakeman.

Cliff Burton is patron saint of the ng. He was Metallica's bassist until he died in an untimely bus spinout.

My unfinished story kicks ass. It can be found at thedude.webjump.com/hoggit.htm.

Black Sabbath is better than Led Zeppelin. Some people will say that this is not so. They are wrong.

They will want to make you sign something called the pledge. It basically states that you give all your worldly goods up to Toni and live with the Amish people. There's some footnote about trolls.

Molson Canadian is the world's best beer. Silent Sam is the best vodka.

My hand is weary. That means that the list is complete.

Martin Hazelbower wrote:

<snippage>

However, I am President of the NG in March! :)

<gggggg> That's right Jay.......you will have to give me all that you own and love because you will RESPECT MAH AUTHORRRRRIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, my mom says there's a lot of Amish people in China :)

-Toni

Toni writes this bit...which should follow...unless I [spipped it] or write directly under this......the following has been wittered by......

But I'm king of the lepers.....trust no one......sept me!....I'm a leper ...what harm could I do...<innocent look>.......and despite what anyone might say I am NOT *87* or *88*......DAMMIT!!!!!!!

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" the lord awaits " " awaits what? " " his daily RUB DOWN "-me in all my wickedness!! " Kick My *BUCKET* " " Very shagadelic...it's not mine, baby, honest. ....someones playin' a prank on me[!] " "icq.no.25547313" __________________________________________________

In article , thallium_fishpie wrote:

Lepers. That reminds me of a joke.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Porridge.

Martin Hazelbower wrote:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, the gross jokes are just flying around back and forth in our lil' ng, aren't they? :)

-Toni

In article , Martin Hazelbower writes

Erm, yeah Martin, whatever. You can also talk to us about your wild nights out and great sex by pretending to e-mail it to someone but accidentally send it to the newsgroup! I wonder who did that....

Woo-hoo! How come I got that lofty status? Is it my enormously witty comments or my work with the fanfic awards?

True.

Also true. And so does mine which can be found on my C: Drive under Southpark/Related_Items

Possibly, maybe true.

Most definitely true.

Mike Jakeman wrote:

AY! No need to bring that up again..... <blushes> Besides, I didn't actually have sex....it was just a lot of messing around :P

-Toni

As the last cliffhanging episode of alt.tv.southpark came to an end, Toni wrote:

That's what Clinton said :-)

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Toni! Tone! Tony!

Mike didn't mention your name! you amitted yourself!

James

Can an unregulated, unmoderated Usenet newsgroup have a king?

Nope. The people control the content, if anything you're a puppet or a figurehead.

But Cliff is dead now, Stan.

Burton didn't have the talent to be the patron St. of anything. Try Bon Scot. He choked on vomit, the way a REAL rocker should go out.

Sorry, I don't *do* fanfic.

Such audacity for such an incorrect statement.

Ignore the trolls. Ignore the pledge. Enjoy the newsgroup.

I'll take a Dos Equis and a shot of Stoli any day.

In article , [email] wrote:

True. I am one of the people. And me being the king is part of the content.

And the world is a much poorer place.

Bah.

"He choked on vomit. Not his own vomit, though..." -- Spinal Tap

Not a fanfic, my man. A parody of Tolkien's "The Hobbit." Not one SP-related word. I stopped doing fics when I realized that I could be doing good shit like the aforementioned story instead.

                        ^^^^^

Blue Cheer invented metal, and Zeppelin defined it, but Sabbath embodied it. What they created will never be equalled.

Totally.

Dave wrote:

Oh brother.....he was just kidding. Of course there's no ruler on this newsgroup. Lighten up.

Ignore the trolls. Feel free to sign the Pledge, if you want.

-Toni

Martin Hazelbower wrote in message ...

Heh heh heh.... A Triumverate of Titular Leiges!!!

(Yeah.. that'll do me!!! But I'm King Number 1 !!!!)

HEYYYYYY !! Not TRUE!! (We divide it equally huh Toni!!)

It certainly Means SOMETHING huh Martin ; ' p

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

Covenant wrote:

Why of course! I'm a generous person :)

-Toni

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Oh, sorry. You scared me. You shouldn't sneak up on newsgroups like that. :-) Thanks for letting us know you were there, though, and welcome (?) to the newsgroup!

Steve

Well then, a big HOWDY HO to you Jay!!!! :)

Have some Cheesy Poofs, and feel free to jump in the mess that is alt.tv.southpark any time!

-Toni

Jay Dee wrote:

Have you no manners, WOMAN??!?

Jay Dee wrote in message ...

Hi Jay

Here a YKYWTMSPW (You know you watch too much South Park when...)

-you peer when you saw at every episode Wendy Testaburger

Also, I'm a heterosexual 24 year old male. Just to let you know.

Jay Dee wrote:

As opposed to a lesbian 42 year old female then, right? :)

-Toni (a heterosexual 22 year old female)

Jay Dee wrote:

Maybe a little late but welcome Jay. Take a look at the Pledge thread huh??

Nice to see you, hope you enjoy your stay!!!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

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