South Park parodied in CRACKED!

I got a new CRACKED magazine in the mail the other day. CRACKED is sorta like MAD in case you don't know about it. It had a parody of South Park in it! Let me tell ya. It was called Mouth Park (I guess because the cursing). It started out with the kids trying to figure out what to do to get laughs. Kenny suggested he could die. Cartman said they should play "Kick the Baby" with Ike, but that was getting old. So they put him in a woodchipper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then a giant, paralyzed, gay, Hitler-costume wearing butt attacked South Park (You heard me). So they decided to go to Chef to help them, but Chef did what he always did, sing. He was then arrested for singing dirty songs to kids. So then they decided to think of things that hurt a butt. Wendy thought they should put sand in it's crack, but they were Colorado, so they went to Miami. But with their winter clothes, they all started baking to death (Kenny didn't die, yet). So they took them to the hospital and took their clothes off. Big problem cause you couldn't tell Kyle from Stan without their clothes. Cartman suggested they look under their sheets, which they did (He winked). Then they went back to South Park and threw the sand into the butt, but (That aint a joke) it only got mad, so Wendy thought they were doomed. But then, they summoned Satan, who killed the butt. After that it tipped over and....SQUISH!!!!! Right on Kenny! Cartman's mom came and said they should sit shiva (I don't know if it was his mom since she was jewish, I don't know. CRACKED always make characters look different sometimes in cartoon parodies. Wait till ya see Ike. Oh, about shiva, look it up). Then they had a party after ditching Kenny and Stan wondered about the butt. The butt got it's own show on Comedy Central! HA! If you haven't read CRACKED you have to! The cover on that CRACKED magazine has KEnny whiting-out Homer, Homer scribbling up HAnk Hill, Hank erasing BArt, and Bart cutting up Kenny.

I read the Cracked magazine too and it was hilarious. You got a couple of the names wrong! Kenny-Benny Cartman-Fartman Kyle-Bile Stan-Stun Chef-Cook I'd also like to add the most surprising thing to ME was that when everybody got baked and Stun, Bile, and Fartman were laying dead Benny said Oh my God they killed Stun, Bile, and Fartman. What gets to me is that Benny only talks twice in the whole thing!

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CRACKED SUCKS CRACKED SUCKS dont you think