Some things that made me crack up:
"Boring. Boring. Gay. Boring."-Kyle
Yes, the Doug Henning guy was hilarious "Oh yes, that's a very *magical* book, it's so-" "Goddamnit, just give us the book already!"
"I was all set for the world of reading, and then I read this piece of garbage, "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayne What's-her-name. This piece of trash will ensure that I will never read *anything* again!" "Hooray for Barbrady!" (note: he didn't say, 'what's her name'. I probably butchered this quote, too..)
"Do you really learn to *read* like this?" "No, we just pretend to so he'll shut-*up*!"-Barbrady & Stan, respectively. I love the way Stan says 'shutup'.
How they called him 'Chickenf*cker. That was hilarious. Shocked me and never failed to make me laugh.
Cartman as a cop. "No, no, you have to get them in the head!"
Barbady's book report of 'Go Dog Go'...you can tell he's really struggling.
Kenny's almost deaths..yes, I mentioned these before, but they were not only original, but cracked me up. Snip of conversation with Lindsay ( who was on the phone throughout the entire episode, laughing along), at the commercials before the last 5 minutes:
Lindsay: Kenny..didn't..die.
Me: He will, wait until the end.. (I'm grinning and enjoying every minute)
Lindsay: (either not hearing me or trying to annoy me) Kenny..didn't..DIE!
Me: Wait until the *end*!
And, of course, he died. Causing hilarity amongst us until Lindsay's mom made her get off the phone, and of course, we have to respect our parents' authorit-i.
Oh, and a true classic, also already mentioned: Barbrady swinging. I was paying too much attention to Kenny (who I knew Barbardy was either going to kill or nearly-kill) eyeing Barbrady warily, or perhaps staring at him, to fully crack up at Barbrady's little song, but each time I remember it, I try not to fall on the floor in tears. <gets a brief flash of it> Oh god.. <dies laughing>
Stan: Oh my God, they killed-wait a second. Who is she?
Kyle: Don't you remember? She wrote that fanfic where we're adults. And I hear she's got a few new ones coming up!
<PROMO>
Kenny: Yeah, two are all about me! One unmasks me, and in the other one, I can't die!
Stan: Woah, dude!
Cartman: Damnit, it's *easy* to write for Kenny! Now me, I'm a challenge. It's an art perfecting me.
Kyle: Hell no, all you have to do is think of a stupid, prejudiced, fat f*ck.
Stan: Oh, and Blunder Years Part 2 is coming up, I hear.
Kenny: Yeah, and a new one, all about us turning into animals.
Cartman: I've *got* to see that one.
</PROMO>
Stan: OK, let's try this again. 'Oh my God! They killed that stupid author chick who shouldn't even be watching the show because she's not even 13!
Kyle: You bastards!