Carman Size T-Shirts

I am a grade A Fat Ass, not quite like Cartman after Weight Gain 4000 but I am 6'1 265# & an XL T-Shirt is just too tight!!!!! Why oh why won't CC (or whoever has the tm) make the SP shirts in DoubleX???

Now when all my friends ask why I don't wear a SP T-Shirt I have to tell them: "I would if I could you son of a bitch!!!" Then once a week I go to the two stores in the mall that sell SP & ask if they have any in XX & of course they say no and I am forced to say: "Screw you, hippie!" I'd rather go into the store, find a kewl cartman shirt in XX & say: "KiiiickAss!" Then I could wear it to work and all the girls would say: "Sweeeeet!" Anyone else out there wanting Cartman size shirts?? "Ya know, accordin' to Sagan, there's about a billion galaxies with a billion stars in every one, with planets circlin' 'bout half a them. Outta all that, your fat, drunk stinkin' ass has to sit next to me this bus. Shove over, asshole.

ditto or how about a cartman sized sweatshirt!!!!!!!

now hand over the cheesy poofs

LEGGGS wrote:

A friend suggested a pink muscle shirt that has "Beefcake" on the front like the one Cartman wears in Weight Gain 4000.

Me too, I'm a festivly plump guy too...

Amen to that brother. They need double and triple XL shit.

NATURBOY99 wrote in article ...

I am

DoubleX???

[email] (NATURBOY99) He/She wrote:

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How about a couple of ideas? How about getting a SP t-shirt, buying a (insert correct number of X's here) sweatshirt, cutting out the picture on the front and sewing it on the front of the sweatshirt? You could get 2 different t-shirts and put one image on the front, another on the back. And, you could put the CC logo on one sleeve, the TV MA rating logo on the other sleeve.

Another idea is to get an XL t-shirt, taking it to a sewer, and having him/her take abart the shirt and add some inserts to the arms and/or body of the shirt.

You could also sew the image onto the back of a jean/any kind of jacket. Or, take the image and sew it onto a pillow case (for those who fantasize sleeping with a SP character (Helloooooo Wendy!)

These are only some not-well-though-out suggestions. My Mom sews for a living, and I'm thinking about geting all the SP shirts and having her put them together for a bedspread, just like she did with all my favorite t-shirts. There are alternatives for people too large for XL shirts. Just use your imagination. Yeah, it will probably involve cutting up a shirt, but just think about how you will have a one of a kind SP shirt.

I'd be interested in hearing other ideas for modifying SP shirts. I luckily still fit XL t-shirts, but the idea of a SP sweatshirt for the cold Arizona nights sounds pretty good to me.

Rob