Kenny's speech

OK, I've lurked long enough. Can someone tell me what Kenny's saying in any of the episodes? I'm English, so don't expect me to have any knowledge of any recent South Park episodes. Yes, I know I piss you off. I don't care.

Lisa.

Must all British videos of South Park be bleeped for swearing? Any one know where I can get non-bleeped versions (no, I won't pay fifty dollars for one)? Lisa.

All the American videos are censored too. There's nothing we can do about it since they are censored before they even get to Comedy Central!

The Pacifist

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How about forty dollars?

(Bad reference to "Chef's Mama.")

Hey Gilison. This is your professor at Stanford. You know, the smelly bald one. Your advisory commitee wants an a progress report on your disseration ASAP. Is Monday at 8:00 AM good for you? Lemme know.

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No way in hell. I'm not even out of bed by 8AM. Plus, I don't know any smelly bald professors at Stanford. Not to mention the fact that I don't have an advisory commitee yet (don't need to worry about that for at least a year). Right now my biggest concern is that on Tuesday or Wednesday my lab is going bowling, and I'm worried about how much I'm going to embarrass myself.

Hey Gillison. Bald smelly one here again. Whats the word on Chelsea at Stanford? Ever bump into her? Does the Secret Service follow her wherever she goes? Bored South Park geeks want to know!

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smelly

Sigh, first of all, it's Gilison, not Gillison. Second of all, I've never seen Chelsea, and I personally don't care if I do. Oh, may I recommend some Rogain and a bath for the bald smelly one?

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That's "Rogaine", but the idea is the important thing.

Bill Lynch :-)

PS: Just wondering if Stanford is just a cover for wherever Chelsea actually goes??

Like I said before, I've never seen her at Stanford, don't care if I do, and don't even care if she's even there.

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But she started with fifty, so I just couldn't go down to tree-fiddy or even two-fiddy. It's a bad reference since I'm just lowering the price, but not to what was said in the episode. :)

Then wouldn't it be "Three-fiddy"????

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No, but how about two-fiddy? :)

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You can try http://www.thehellhole.com. They should have what Kenny says. Also, French people piss us off, not English. :)

(Don't worry, I'm new here, too.) :)

On 1 Aug 1999 01:13:18 GMT, [email] (Daniel Gilison) wrote:

Thanks, old chap! That was actually useful! :)

Lisa.

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No problem. But would you have paid $50 for the info? :)

Of course, but only if you accept sterling. (I think I'm going off topic now. God, I'm whacky.) Lisa.

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Sterling as in silver? Sorry, but I only accept money in either EuroDisney tickets or peanuts. :)

(How's that for whacky?)

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Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, how USA-centric can you get? Lisa probably meant "pound sterling", as in British money. Forget the peanuts.

Bill Lynch

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Sigh, I know, I know. I just remembered it last night right before I went to sleep. It happens.

Can I still have the peanuts? Please?

I'll pay fifty peanuts. Lisa.

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Shelled or de-shelled?

On 2 Aug 1999 19:35:01 GMT, [email] (Daniel Seth Gilison) wrote:

You mean you Americans get a choice? Wow! What a country!

Lisa.

<sneeze> <sneeze> Peanuts??? <hides> <is allergic to this thread now ;P>

Those stupid French, bunch of "cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

On Sun, 1 Aug 1999 10:25:04 -0400, "Admiral Bones" wrote:

So, both the British and Americans hate the French... anybody else? Is this universal?

Lisa

The Germans hate the French, the Algerians hate the French, English Canadians hate the French...not universal, but close to it...

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I thought that the Germans loved the French - they always surrender. :)

Daniel Gilison - and many others - wrote:

First of all, it is quite easy for today's Gen-Xers and other slackers to make such generalisations because of lack of knowledge and experience. Another factor that gives you all this sense of security and superiority is that your country has never been invaded - save the British in 1812 - and plunged into years of submission by an overwhelming opressive totalitarian state. You don't know it's like to starve for four years, you don't know what it's like to watch your back day after day because your neighbours might report you. You don't know what its like to have an entire village's men gunned down, women and children burned alive in their church. You don't know what its like to have torture chambers in all your cities. You don't know what its like to have the ennemy in your country, your town, your house .... Cocky ignorant big mouths are legion in today's America. And for christ's sake don't try to take your father and grandfather's heroic war contributions to your credit ... that would be complete lack of respect.

Now on another note.. It's time for a history lesson.

• Guess who financed the German war effort before WW II ?

Try reading http://home.pacbell.net/slamnan/helpinghitler.html "Without help from U.S. industrialists, Hitler might never have been able to wage World War II. " References : Facts and Fascism, by George Seldes Trading With The Enemy: An Expos� of the Nazi-American Money Plot 1933-1949, by Charles Higham (Delacorte Press, 1983)

2) Who played footsy with the collaborationist puppet regime of Vichy France until late in 1942 ?

Cordell Hull and FD Roosevelt. They believed they could deal with the regime of traitors and collaborationists like P�tain and Laval. American policy even went as far as theatening attacks on Free French Gaullist troops and ships in december 1941, they had to backtrack after public opinioned ridiculed the government's policy.

Try reading ANGLIN, D. G., 1966 - The St-Pierre et Miquelon Affaire of 1941. University of Toronto Press, 219 p. CHRISTIAN Jr W., 1969 - Divided Islands. Faction and Unity on Saint-Pierre. Harvard University press, Cambridge Mass

• Before criticizing another country, take a look at your own !

Who else used two atoms bombs on civilian populations ? Who else is the biggest post colonial imperialist ? Read http://www.miquelon.net/usa/imperialism.html

"Military imperialism has been illustrated both by the direct intervention of American Forces in many theaters of operation (Angola, Ethiopia, Kuwait, Vietnam, Korea, Cambodia, Haiti) but chiefly by indirect methods (arms, training of foreign military leaders, american bases, covert actions by the CIA). Many dictatorships around the world were installed or supported through indirect american intervention (Afghanistan, Argentina, Chili, Indonesia, Iraq, Iran, Panama, Spain, Turkey, Za�re, to name a few). American policy has been very agressive towards any dissenting voices within its sphere of influence (Cuba, Nicaragua, Salvador, Granada, Canada). Economic Imperialism is achieved through international trade, multinational companies and the threat of protectionism. Monetary Imperialism is epitomized by the mythic stature of the American Dollar and the abandoning the Gold standard. The USA has often been accused of exporting its own inflation. Cultural Imperialism is by far the most reaching influence America enjoys. The immense distribution of Hollywood productions, the large diffusion of American television programs, the influence of American music, advertising, books and the Internet is unmatched by any other culture in the world. American trading partners have tried to stem the influence of American Culture to protect their own cultures and languages much to the irritation and misunderstanding of the USA. Linguistic imperialism has imposed the use of American English as the new esperanto. "

Charles Gabriel

PS: is that the thanks we get for FINANCING your independance war from the British Crown and Mad King George ?

Possibly the Germans :)

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Good ol'e Willie..

Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrr..

French people piss everyone off. =)

Possibly www.kennyskingdom.com and if you can't find it then, go to the Yahoo! search engine and put in "south AND park AND kenny"

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