All right, the first season has ended, so we've seen all the episodes we'll see for at least 4 weeks, probably more. Now is, of course, the perfect time for the first ever <perhaps annual?> Great Alt.TV.Southpark Survey. So here's the deal: fill out the form/respond to the questions below, MAIL ME the responses and I'll count them all up, reporting on the outcome at a later date. If anyone, for some reason, feels I'll mung the results, we'll find someone else who is willing to take the excessive mail and count the entries along with me and we'll compare numbers at the end. If anyone has these concerns or would like to volunteer their mailbox, say so.
The survery will be closed at 3 pm, Monday the 9th. This gives you roughly a week and a half to watch over all the episodes and think about your answers. If you feel the need to cheat for some reason, I'm not going to try and read the headers of each message to make sure they're all valid, so if you want to skew the results be my guest. So, without further ado, the Great Alt.TV.Southpark Survey!
1 - How old are you? 2 - Male or female? 3 - Who is your favorite character? 4 - What is your favorite episode <including SOXmas and all shorts>? 5 - Kyle's mom: King Kamehameha bitch or King Kong Mega Mega bitch? 6 - Was Ms. Ellen really gay? 7 - Will Kenny return in Cliffhanger part 2?
And the most popular question of all
8 - Who is Cartman's father?
If you decide to quote the message and reply that way, please snip out all the extra stuff, just leave the questions and your answers.