South Park Cancelled - from AP wire

S07E01 CancelledretroApr 1, 19981813 days before it aired19 posts by 19 postersalt.tv.southpark
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BRMurphy28alt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

(abbreviated version...)

SOUTH PARK CANCELLED

NEW YORK --- (AP) Much to the dismay of millions of fans, South Park will be taken off the air after Wednesday night's epsisode. Apparently, enough parents groups got together after the Arkansas shootings and forced Comedy Central to pull to show.

Other instances occurred in the Eastern U.S. when children were playing games like "Kill Kenny" and "Death" where students died when "Death" touched them. Many schools have already banned South Park clothing and stickers.

"South Park has been a cash cow for us," said Comedy Central spokesman Lirpa Loof. "For now we will run Police Squad in its place and hopefully secure the ratings we are accustomed to."

Tonight's epsiode will show who the father is of Eric Cartman, the fat kid who is the butt of many jokes, and airs at 10pm. His mother has been labelled as a "crack whore" who slept with every man in town.

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If you ask me the stupid people are all the ones who respond, feeling they have to tell him it's a joke. He probably knows it's a joke, but it's the same question I would ask, was it actually released to AP by CC, or was it just something someone wrote?

Scott Newman Vancouver, BC

Joe KlemmFreak0ut33alt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

I knew it had to be an April Fools joke since I first read the title. Besides, one teacher in my school tried to do the same joke today. Besides, you can't blame SP for the murders in Arkansas because there was no episode where one of the boys shot four kids and a teacher.

Joe Klemm

BrianRicky J.Steczoalt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

Take a look at today's date before you have a heart attack....And getting AP news is not all that hard.

"If you ever think of me kneel down and kiss the earth and show me what this thought is worth" --PHiSH
Richard HuntBRMurphy28alt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

BRMurphy28 wrote in message ...

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Hahaha. There is another message like this in alt.tv.simpsons ... Matt Groeing dead. Haha.

Richard Hunt

Terry MayBRMurphy28alt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

Re: "South Park Cancelled - from AP wire", [email] shouted the following on 01 Apr 98 @ 19:30:48:

b> (abbreviated version...) b> b> SOUTH PARK CANCELLED

Oh boy...April Fools Day is in full force...

... "Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!"

Terry May - Las Vegas, NV
John WielgoszBRMurphy28alt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

After tonight's pathetic April Fool's joke, I don't care if it IS cancelled. Everyone involved can get a pink slip as far as I care.

JherzgaJohn Wielgoszalt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

this makes me think this is just another bad rumour, I don't think an AP guy would talk like this

(although I agree with the first response, after the "big joke" I don't care if the show _is_ cancelled, I'll be perfectly happy watching all my episodes on tape, I have them all!)

JoeJherzgaalt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

On 2 Apr 1998 03:26:43 GMT, [email] (Jherzga) wrote:

You can't be this stupid

KrytenTooJoealt.tv.southparkbefore it aired

In article , [email] (Joe) writes:

He can. Apparently a lot of SP viewers are seriously humor impaired. We've been had, folks. Suck it up and admit it.

Jeremy B

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"- Ralph Wiggum

-> From: [email] (BRMurphy28) -> Subject: South Park Cancelled - from AP wire -> -> (abbreviated version...) -> -> SOUTH PARK CANCELLED -> -> NEW YORK --- (AP) Much to the dismay of millions of fans, South Park -> taken off the air after Wednesday night's epsisode. Apparently, enoug -> groups got together after the Arkansas shootings and forced Comedy Ce -> pull to show. -> -> Other instances occurred in the Eastern U.S. when children were -> playing games -> like "Kill Kenny" and "Death" where students died when "Death" touche -> Many schools have already banned South Park clothing and stickers. -> -> "South Park has been a cash cow for us," said Comedy Central -> spokesman Lirpa Loof. "For now we will run Police Squad in its place -> and hopefully secure the ratings we are accustomed to." -> -> Tonight's epsiode will show who the father is of Eric Cartman, the -> fat kid who is the butt of many jokes, and airs at 10pm. His mother -> has been labelled as a "crack whore" who slept with every man in -> town. -> #### ->

What absoulte _B_ _S_.

-> spokesman Lirpa Loof. "For now we will run Police Squad in its place -> and hopefully secure the ratings we are accustomed to."

Yeah, total BS, especially the name of the spolesman.