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SOUTH PARK CANCELLED
NEW YORK --- (AP) Much to the dismay of millions of fans, South Park will be taken off the air after Wednesday night's epsisode. Apparently, enough parents groups got together after the Arkansas shootings and forced Comedy Central to pull to show.
Other instances occurred in the Eastern U.S. when children were playing games like "Kill Kenny" and "Death" where students died when "Death" touched them. Many schools have already banned South Park clothing and stickers.
"South Park has been a cash cow for us," said Comedy Central spokesman Lirpa Loof. "For now we will run Police Squad in its place and hopefully secure the ratings we are accustomed to."
Tonight's epsiode will show who the father is of Eric Cartman, the fat kid who is the butt of many jokes, and airs at 10pm. His mother has been labelled as a "crack whore" who slept with every man in town.
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