This is good! Your two favorite cartoon shows on tv meet! Dog humper Jesus real excited. HE say drive faster, cjhild molestere chef, this farm has 101, 101, he say drooling all over. They get there, out of car. Jesus see rolly. Say here boy, give steak, rolly gobble down byut dont klnow poiened . He ded soon! They kindapped stan and take with them Say isnt puppy cute? Handling Luckie. Then taek Lukcyi and bash braines out against barn. Then JEzus see Colonel dog. Say oboy, fat dog butt to hump! He climb on. Colonel say, Hmmphh, I say Tiggs, is that you again? Casue everyone know he and cat are fags. Meanwhile Child molester chef is in tractor doing stan. when finished,. he take tractor ouit and run over Preditra in front of all pups. Two of her legs cut off. she bleed all over, shake whimper and die there. But beefore jesusz get far, Capdig see and reaaly mad, She run and take big bite out of jessus's butt. blood pour out, then she clmap sdown on ankle. Jesus screem in paine, not on old cross wound, he yell. Capdig come at him agin but he grab her and say now hump you, oboy, one with chrry, but she say Mooch allredy got cherry and this maek jesus so mad he bash her brains out on rocks. Meaanchile chef has broke spot's neck and is frying her over fire in the barn. say bigeyes give me the creeps and kind of stringy, but otherwies not bad. stan crying, all the ded puppies and my soar butt! by then dogs have surrounded jezus and jesuz sreem at them, damm all of yuo, all going to dog heill! soon they tear him apart. Chef say I getting out of here. He bern rubber getting big cadillak ou of there too! HE leave stan and jesuzs ded boy. Dearly's come back and thay pissed at first when see carnage with ded dgos and burning barn. then Crewella cum and start say O I so sorry, I reaally am, dears and roger shoot her with gun, say will tell police she did all of it and it slef-defence. good riddance. Ugly little boy must have helped. so call police and stand sent to Rapem Low Pen. Dearlys happy because had too many dogs to feed anyway. And Jesus ries again after three days and go back to living with gay lover Child molester chef.
101 damnations
101 Damnations, hmm? Now *that's* an appropriate name for the horde of trolls and interlopers that spew such drivel into our humble abode.
The 101 Damnations are among us. We must prepare to *PLONK*!
Just a pointless thought.
~Kyle Broslofski~
What the hell was that????
Stumpy "Do you Jooky?" Grasshopper
What the fuck is this guy on?!?!
LOL! ALL DISNEY CARTOON CHARACTERS DESERVE TO DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH IMO.
You actually LIKED DocWonmug's story? That is SICK!! Geez, I'm not gonna, but you deserve to be *PLONK*ed
Gyrex
SICK!
DocWonmug wrote:
Actually, now that the original SHOCK has worn off, I can appreciate ol' Doc Wonmug as sort of a twisted performance artist. He's not going to change his style. He's just doing these kinds of posts to shock, at a kind of third-grade level. But once you get used to his "style," he's not so much: every post will include the following:
- A blaphemous reference to Jesus.
- Graphic violence, dismemberment, eyes gouged out.
- Rape.
- Various characters who are actually straight having gay sex.
- Appallingly bad spelling and grammar, all faked.
Once you get satiated with this bull-shit, it ceases to shock anymore, in fact I could probably do a pretty good Doc Wonmug parody by now. . . .