Who is Cartman's Father

Here is what we know. He is a South Park Resident. That is all. I am conducting a poll. You can post your guess as a reply to this message or you can Email me. After the answer comes out in th Feb 25th episode Cliffhangar, I will post the answers at The Kenny Slaughter House. http://members.xoom.com/diekenny1/ we are the official South Park Real Audio site. Stephen Lease Kenny Slaughter House http://members.xoom.com/diekenny1/ The Unofficial SP Real Audio Warehouse

cecil has to guess that cartman's father is chef. cartman's mom covers him in powder everyday, so he can pass. kinda like micheal jackson. the clues are all there. cartman's mom is an ex- or current-crackwhore. chef loves white women. and, btw, he REALLY enjoyed looking at her pictures in crackwhore magazine. yes, behind that cookie-toting, you want some cheesey poofs exterior, cartman's mom is a babe twho likes to get down and party with big-dicked black guys.

Cartman's father had already made a short appearance in the unaired pilot version of Cartman Gets An Anal Probe along with Cartman's little sister. Since this version never aired on Comedy Central, it probably doesn't count though.

cecil wrote:

But Mrs. Cartman dressed Cartman in a Adolf Hitler costume in "Pink Eye". Does Chef has any Nazi genes within him?

"Mario P. Labot Jr." wrote:

No, but Cartman's mom has a lot of stupid genes in her. Chef could do a lot better than her.

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For what it's worht (obviouslynothing) I say Cartman's father is the mailman.. that's why Cartman's mom dresses him up as the mailman and makes him dance for her!!!

Demmy

[email] (DieKenny1) wrote:

I'd have to say Officer Barbrady. He's the first dude that popped into my mind. He's kind of fat, and he's very stubborn.

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On feb. 25th the last South Park of the season will air. It is called Cliffhanger. In it cartman's father will be revealed. He is one of the South Park townspeople. I am taking a poll. The Poll is at http://members.xoom.com/diekenny1/ Who do you think it is?

P.S. This is my poll