Cartman's dad his himself

After looking through all the papers (and garbage cans) and going into a lot of trouble (this means torture, unwanted sex and eating spam sandwiches. I finally found out that Cartman's dad is no one else than himself.

First, aliens rarely kidnap a kid for nothing (i know that) and they did kidnapped his mother before he was born but no, no, no, they didn't give her the seeds of an unknown man. Instead of that, to be more subtile, they travelled in the future where Cartman was around 15-16 years old and kidnap him (yeah, he was born then). They took a sample of his seed and brought it back in the present where they kidnap the unpregnant mom.

Then they gave her the seed of her own future son and it worked out quite fine, she got pregnant from her own son. And this is probably a good reason why he is so, hmmmmm...Weird (but i would say socially misunderstood).

Oh yeah, you will think : But if they went into the future and he was born, this means her mom was pregnant from someone (or something) in the past?

Yeah she was but not until they came back in the past (present) to give her the seed of life, easy to understand no?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA............

Blue Troll wrote: <snipping everything except the part that made sense...>

I now see why you call yourself that. ;-)

I understand and it fits into my theory of time travel. You can't change the past, whatever happened is because of what you did, and that's they way you know it as. By the time you get to a point in time, things will already have been changed to the way you made it.

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Blue Troll wrote in message ... snip

On Tue, 14 Apr 1998 19:06:18 -0400, "Mr. Robin Sequira" wrote:

Didn't Dan Quayle say something like that once?

Mr. Robin Sequira wrote in message ...

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But only if you discount the possibility of alternate universes :-P

(Wow, it's WAY too late and I'm not nearly drunk enough to start this discussion!)