I have a small question. On the Halloween episode, during the apple bob, Mr. Garrison says, "That's it, use your jaw muscles like the girls in Beijing." What's he referring to?
"Girls in Beijing...?"
Feb 15, 199842 posts by 22 posters
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guess.
On Mon, 16 Feb 1998 01:13:39 -0600, "David Grund Jr." wrote:
THE ORAL SEX!
Yes, Yes, The Oral Sex!
On Mon, 16 Feb 1998 19:08:02 GMT, [email] (ToiletDuk) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
That reminds me of a semi-humourous story about Comedy Central. When I first got MPatHG on tape, it was off Comedy Central. I had previously watched it on PBS, where it was unedited. There were some scenes cut from the Comedy Central airing, but the worst was that very scene in the castle Anthrax. They bleeped out the oral part when Zoot, or her sister I don't really remember, said oral sex. That would have ben good enough on it's own, her saying 'And then, the ____ sex.' But then they didn't do anything to the chorus that started after that, so it went something like 'And the, the _____ sex. Oral sex, oral sex!'
Reverend Bob wrote:
they did a nice job of fucking up the censorship on Airheads to
I'm surprised no one called him on the quote, which is wrong (nitpick alert!)
(calls for apple bobing) You go first, Bebe. That's it, just use those mouth muscles like the girsl in Beijing.
Scott Newman Vancouver, BC
On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 19:12:54 -0600, Frank Rizzo offered this unto Shub-Internet:
At least they aren't as bad as MTV. If you ever watch the live broadcast of an award show they always screw up. They censor out the good words and leave in the bad words.
It is a reference to prostitutes who perform oral sex. ======================== If a billion people believe in a stupid idea, it is still stupid.
Yo soy El Gato Gordo
�It is a reference to prostitutes who perform oral sex. �======================== �If a billion people believe in a stupid idea, it is still stupid. � � El Gato Gordo ���������������������������������������������� ����������������������������������������������
What's oral sex?
Thanks, Ron
Ronny�p� wrote:
well if oral hygiene means keeping your mouth clean guess what oral sex means
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What, you mean I should put toothpaste on Ron Jnr.?
Thanks, Ron
Ronny�p� wrote:
ROTFL however you choose to clean JR is strictly your business
On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 04:54:11 GMT, Ronny�p�@ussr.net (Ronny�p�) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
No, brush Ron Jr. like you would you teeth & then use Listerene.
�No, brush Ron Jr. like you would you teeth & then use Listerene. ������
Owwwwwww, it stings!
Thanks, Ron
�It is a reference to prostitutes who perform oral sex. �======================== �If a billion people believe in a stupid idea, it is still stupid. � � El Gato Gordo ���������������������������������������������� ����������������������������������������������
What's oral sex?
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It's like cunnilingus except you have to use your mouth.
what kind of fucking dipshit are (both of) you? first we got some fag asking what oral sex is... then some guy says its like eating pussy but you use your mouth.
-what do you call a blond who dyes her hair brunette? -Artificial Intelligence
hehehe
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Rebel INS wrote:
ROTFL well how exactly would you eat it w/o your mouth?
come on people lets get creative with this one
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Intravenously.
I bet the cat really FIGHTS when you stuff it in the IV bag...
Ra
************************************************************************ Loyal Jester of the royal court of Queen Melinda of Australia; By the grace of Her Majesty, Mistress of the dirty joke and Feudal Lord of New Zealand and all its sheep.
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Glenn
Oh, yeah. Archimedes Plutonium is not in this post.
On Tue, 17 Feb 1998 21:24:18 -0600, Frank Rizzo offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Uhh, with a spoon? No, no, a spork!
�what kind of fucking dipshit are (both of) you? �first we got some fag asking what oral sex is... �then some guy says its like eating pussy but you use your mouth. ���������������������������������������������������
[address], I can't believe that you can't recognize sarcasm even after you've been slapped in the face with it.
Thanks, Ron
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It's like cunnilingus except you have to use your mouth.
**Repeat after me..Legggs never asked what is oral sex..
On 18 Feb 1998 13:19:23 GMT, [email] (LEGGGS) wrote:
�**Repeat after me..Legggs asked what oral sex is.. � � �there I feel better now** �Just Me, Lisa. ����������������������
Oral sex?...Isn't that when they cut open a chicks tummy and take a baby out?
Thanks, Ron
Ronny�p� wrote:
No, Ron <speaking in best Mr. Garrison voice>. That's called a Caesarean Section. Don't feel bad, though. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.
<sorry if I screwed up the quote...I just had to answer it>
Peace, Vince Yim
Where in the hell have you been. That's called a C section.
Oral sex is one person using their mouth on another persons (usually the opposite sex's) sex organs.
I haven't heard something that bad since my one friend thought poon-tang meant shit.
[email] (JonLentz69) writes:
shit.
Boy, nothing get's by you. Except maybe the Starvin Marvin episode.
Steve *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~**~ Humans are the only species to protect their stupid from natural selection
HEY!!! I'm a dirty little bastard, too! (Stan)
On 20 Feb 1998 02:27:42 GMT, [email] (JonLentz69) wrote:
�>Oral sex?...Isn't that when they cut open a chicks tummy and take a �>baby out? � �Where in the hell have you been. That's called a C section. �������������������������������������������������
Uhm.......never mind. You've seen all the episodes haven't you Jon!
Thanks, Ron
oh I'm sorry. I just started watching them a few weeks ago. I didn't know that was from a show. I actually thought (coming from another response to it) that this is exactly what one moron said from here. I apologize immesley to all of you people out there.
On 20 Feb 1998 08:19:21 GMT, [email] (JonLentz69) wrote:
�oh I'm sorry. I just started watching them a few weeks ago. I didn't know �that was from a show. I actually thought (coming from another response to it) �that this is exactly what one moron said from here. I apologize immesley to �all of you people out there. ������������������������������������
....................Mmm OK, apology accepted. You should definitely see the Starvin' Marvin episode (aka the Thanksgiving episode). Its one of the better ones.
Thanks, Ron
LOL That's a good one, Lisa. :o)
"...I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!"
David Grund Jr. wrote:
hookers
i think its alot funnier if you know a little bit about the movie full metal jacket
Frank Rizzo wrote in message ...
Mr.
Beijing."
metal
You don't have to know about Full Metal Jacket to get the joke.
There's A Thin Line Between Genius And Insanity.
Tehawk wrote:
i didnt say you needed to know about the movie i was just simply pointing out the fact that it sounds like a clip from the movie
On Mon, 16 Feb 1998 10:34:56 -0600, Frank Rizzo wrote:
The problem is they got the city wrong. Beijing is in China, not known to be a hotbed of prostitution. He probably meant Bangkok, a major center of sex in SE Asia (excuse my butcher-like spelling). And the hooker in FMJ was in Vietnam, so it may not hurt, it don't help... Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!
McGurk... Yes, THAT McGurk. You die now.
McGurk wrote:
hehehehe bangkok hehehe
well stupid humor aside i think that if matt & trey used bangkok instead everyone would have missed the joke and just laughed like an idiot because bangkok well i think everyone can tell what it sounds like
McGurk wrote in message ...
Mr.
Beijing."
metal
Actually, in the '40s and 50's, there used to be this famous 'service' available in Beijing and Shanghai where you would order a trishaw/rickshaw (I get them confused) or a taxi with a prostitute in it (usually quite young .. 14-18) who would perform oral sex on you while you were shown the scenic sights of the city ... Not that I'm speaking from personal experience ....
David Grund Jr. wrote:
I believe it is supposed to be a really ignorant (and potentially racist) comment towards Asian prostitution, which is odd, considering other Asian countries are more well known (Thailand, for one...no offence to any lurkers who come from Thailand). Y'know, I just remembered that I posted a response to that "SOUTH PARK SUCKS" post, and I mentioned that they didn't make fun of Chinese...I guess I stand corrected.
Of course, I'm not from China, so I didn't have too much of a problem with that (my folks are Hong Kong born, I'm Canadian born, so that makes me a banana). That, and I'm not too big on China's politics.
Peace, Vince Yim
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Not really racist; it doesn't make fun of people so much as a region in which things are legal that are illegal in the U.S. The same way marijuana is legal in Holland, so you hear all these Amsterdam jokes/rumors.
On an ironic note, Beijing is in mainland, communist China, so I doubt prostitution is legal there.
When you consider that some Asian countries have somewhat more relaxed age-of-consent laws, Mr. Garrison's statement has even more implications. And if you have to ask what they are, sell your computer right now. I'm sure you can get at least $5 for it.
you're not serious are you?