he will be a fat conservative radio talk show host like Rush Limbaugh
future of Cartman
Jul 27, 2001, 4:56 PM ET30 posts by 14 postersalt.tv.southpark
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LOL, but I don't think Eric's shown the genius for self-promotion that Rush has (not yet, anyway).
LiamD
How about his evangelical act?
He folded as soon as Jesus showed up. Certainly didn't raise enough to buy his own theme park. What a wuss!
LiamD
"It's The Eric Cartman Show! Thought-provoking commentary from intelligence on loan from God! AND YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO IT!!! Especially Stan and Kyle!"
I wouldn't give Cartman credit for the negative-psychology marketing ploy seen in that episode. That's something he stumbled upon by accident from just being his usual asshole self.
Man, I wasn't even thinking that far...
On Fri, 27 Jul 2001 18:29:24 -0700, "D.G. Porter" wrote:
ROFLMAO! Oh, geez! Maybe it's the drugs, but I just keep laughing thinking about CartmanLand TV ads. OK, I can breathe again. Heh-heh, heh-heh.
Jeremiah
LOL, great idea; but Eric's got to learn this isn't how to build a media career. Once you're out of their market, this doesn't even make sense.
You know, this might be a good idea for a call-in show for masochists (forget the Stan & Kyle part). Anyone who calls in gets berated for listening to the show, called a "liberal", and told to seriously consider suicide.
LiamD
No no, a "hippie." Or "poor."
(snip)
I was thinking about current radio hosts, but this is good, too (probably better). After Eric calls someone "poor", he can occasionally accuse them of smelling like sour milk.
LiamD
"Helo, Mr. Cartman? I have to take issue with someting you said about --" "AAHHH!!! GOD-DAMNED HIPPIE!! I CAN SMELL YOU RIGHT THROUGH THIS PHONE! YOU'RE POOR AND YOU SMELL LIKE SOUR MILK!" "Wha... what makes you think I'm --" "SHUT UP, HIPPIE SCUM!" <sing-sing> "You can't talk to me, nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah... NEXT CALLER!"
"pstokely" wrote in message news:[email]...
Nah. likely he'll try to kill all of his fellow classmates in some kind of mass school killing before he leaves high school.
spauldingae wrote:
Only if they put him back on ritalin.
"Jesus Quintana" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Nah. If they do that, he'll likely spend all of his time trying to kill the Christine Aguila demons.
Matt grew up in Littleton, didn't he?
PZB
he didn't go to Columbine
"Poppy Z. Brite" wrote in message news:[email]...
Yeah but he didn't go to Columbine, which I don't think was built by the time he was in HS.
I heard someone Columbine was the rival of his school.
"pstokely" wrote in message news:[email]...
True. Anyone know the name of the school Matt went to?
"pstokely" wrote in message news:[email]...
Well holy shit, it is that old. Opened in 1973. I was remembering the 1995 remodeling date.
Then cook up a huge bowl of chili and eat it too.
"D.G. Porter" wrote in message news:[email]...
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If he survives, that is. Depends on if he tries to shoot it up or just makes a bomb or system of bombs(which would be safer from his perpective).
In article , [email] (pstokely) writes:
But Rush Limbaugh isn't fat...
My guess is some sort of Columbine-like mass murder, on the last ep.
With Kenny being the sole survivor!
what is he then
That's simple. Stupid. Oh, wait, those are his followers... Rush is known in the industry as the guy who will say stupid shit because his listeners want to hear it. He really doesn't believe half of what he says, I'm told by people who know him. And he laffs at the people who swallow everything he says.
Big-boned?
PZB
He actually did lose a lot of weight. He was pretty big literally in the mid 90s but when he married an aerobics instructor she made him exercise and eat healthy. He probably somewhere around normal weight weight now
Ron Chambless Pilot C-340 - Weather Modification Edwards Aquifer Precipitation Enhancement Program
Ron wrote:
An inspiration to fat assed talk radio hosts everywhere.
Maybe he should try working on his brain....
Ernie