Listen to me, end the debate, re: Frosty!

Everyone, let me explain this one more time. Frosty the Snowman is Trey Parker and Matt Stone's original South Park creation. This is what the FOX executive saw in the first place. He wanted to do a video Christmas card, and remembered the Frosty the Snowman episode, and commissioned Parker/Stone to do the video. FROSTY THE SNOWMAN CAME BEFORE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS AND IS NOT A RUMOR. Sorry for the breaking of the netiquette rule (no caps lock), but it had to be done. This is not a rumor! I own the video! I have it in my room right now! It's going to be on the compilation tape! But, the episode itself is horrible.. it was made when Parker and Stone were poor and in school! It's choppy as all hell, and to the best of my knowledge, doesn't even focus on all 4 characters.. if I remember correctly, it mainly focuses on Stan and Kyle. The boys build a snowman, and when they put the magic hat on him, he comes to life and tries to kill them. They summon Jesus to help them stop the evil Snowman. It's not as funny, it's not really even in color, and it looks like crap. But it DOES exist! I'm not making this up, everybody. I own the thing.. and if anyone senses that I'm kinda pissed about it, it's because I came on here for the last week and said this, and everyone's regarding it as a rumor. Well, rumors don't play on your VHS VCR. Okay?

Hey Pegasus, I was wondering if I could purchase a copy of Frosty from you. I would be glad to pay a few bucks for the cost of the tape, making me a copy, and for shipping and handling. I tried e-mailing you but my letter was returned stating that your address doesn't exist. Anyway, if you are interested, please feel free to e-mail me back with a response. Thanks.

You can also see Frosty in the opening. Right after Kyle and Stan finish their line in the song, Frosty can be seen in the television at the bottom right of the screen.

"Don't change a tire with your face."

Crow T. Robot