South Park Trivia Quiz

Give yourself two hours to do this test. Then add up the score!

(1) Cartman's first name is? *1 point*

(2) What is Kenny's family's surname? *2 points*

(3) What's the name of Kyle's father? *2 points*

(4) What is the name of the nervous geek the boys work with in Gnomes? *2 points*

(5) What are the names of those two bullies who go on about everything being gay? Like stupid gay dogs, clones, etc. *3 points*

(6) What grade does Cartman never get higher than? *2 points*

(7) What is the name of the prehistoric iceman? *3 points*

(8) What grade are the boys in? *1 point*

(9) At the end of 'An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig', what is the film reference when Cartman says "That'll do, pig." *5 points*

(10) What song is the half time show in the big football game against the Cowboys? *3 points*

(11) What does Kenny say in the theme tune in series one and two? *2 points*

(12) What is the name of Cartman's father? *3 points*

(13) In which episode does Officer Barbrady learn to read? *2 points*

(14) Which episode does the alphabet strip become correct? Aa, Bb, Cc, etc. *4 points*

(15) When does Kathy Lee come to South Park? *1 point*

(16) What is the name of Stan's gay dog? *2 points*

(17) What kind of shop do Tweek's parents have? *3 points*

(18) Who is accidentally sent to Ethiopia in Starvin' Marvin? *3 points*

(19) How do the boys win $5,000 to try and win Terrence and Philip dolls? *4 points*

(20) Spell the boys alternative word for an Ethiopian? *5 points*

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When I send out the answers and you add up the scores...

0 - 12 points: Whatwhatwhat? How dare you roam this newsgroup? You can't even be a proper South Park fan!

13 - 24 points: Ai! You need to do a *LOT* more revision. But you have one reason to be here: to LEARN about South Park!

25 - 36 points: So-so. You haven't seen series two, by any chance have you?

37 - 42 points: Pretty cool! You're just right.

42 - 48 points: Whoa dude, you may need to slow down a bit...

49 - 52 points: Kick ass! A bit addicted, don't you think? Consult a doctor.

53 points. The true South Park aficionado. You sit up on your computer during the dead of night, waiting for a crappy four hour download to finish by 4am, just so you can see that episode you missed last week.... South Park actually costs this type of person money!

Give yourself two hours to do this test. Then add up the score!

(1) Cartman's first name is? *1 point*

Eric

(2) What is Kenny's family's surname? *2 points*

McCormick

(3) What's the name of Kyle's father? *2 points*

Gerald

(4) What is the name of the nervous geek the boys work with in Gnomes? *2 points*

Tweek

(5) What are the names of those two bullies who go on about everything being gay? Like stupid gay dogs, clones, etc. *3 points*

Bill and Fosse (or Faussey, or...)

(6) What grade does Cartman never get higher than? *2 points*

D-, ahem, D minus

(7) What is the name of the prehistoric iceman? *3 points*

Steve... Gorak... no, it's Larry.

(8) What grade are the boys in? *1 point*

Third

(9) At the end of 'An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig', what is the film reference when Cartman says "That'll do, pig." *5 points*

Babe

(10) What song is the half time show in the big football game against the Cowboys? *3 points*

Loving You

(11) What does Kenny say in the theme tune in series one and two? *2 points*

"I like women with big vaginas. I'm also a fan of big, fat titties." Trey said this three months ago

(12) What is the name of Cartman's father? *3 points*

Liane

(13) In which episode does Officer Barbrady learn to read? *2 points*

203 - Chickenlover

(14) Which episode does the alphabet strip become correct? Aa, Bb, Cc, etc. *4 points*

101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. There may be others.

(15) When does Kathy Lee come to South Park? *1 point*

When Cartman wins the environmental essay contest

(16) What is the name of Stan's gay dog? *2 points*

Sparky

(17) What kind of shop do Tweek's parents have? *3 points*

Coffeehouse

(18) Who is accidentally sent to Ethiopia in Starvin' Marvin? *3 points*

Cartman

(19) How do the boys win $5,000 to try and win Terrence and Philip dolls? *4 points*

They sign Cartman up to ride the bull in the rodeo. He wins the $5000, but doesn't remember it except as a dream.

(20) Spell the boys alternative word for an Ethiopian? *5 points*

Dude!

In article , SPWillie writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

No, don't think so. In 105, the boys are in front of the genetic engineering ranch and Kyle and Cartman and Kyle yells, "What do you know, retard? You never get higher than a *D*!" But you're close so you can have half a mark. But prove me wrong, by all means! :)

Ha, ha, yeah.

Yeah, that's easy.

Yup.

"Loving you, it's easy 'cos you're beautiful..." Yeah, you're right.

I'd give you 1/2 for this. It's "I like GIRLS with big vaginas, I'm a fan of big fat titties."

Yup, I tried to sneak that in. Remember his dad is his mom... Liane or Deanne would be acceptable, we haven't settled which one it is yet. I think.

Correct!

I checked it. You're right, but my expected answer was actually Tom's Rhinoplasty, but that's OK.

Hmm. I was thinking of you naming the episode...I'll let you off just this once! :)

Yeah.

Yup.

Yes.

Uh huh.

Yeah!

Score: 51.5 out of 53!

Aw, damnit! You're right. But Kyle's line is, "What the hell would you know you fat sweaty Mongoloid?! You never get higher than a 'D'!"

">I'd give you 1/2 for this. It's "I like GIRLS with big vaginas, I'm a

What? You know any 8-year old girls with big vaginas? Does Kenny? I'll stick with Trey on this one.

Rephrase the question: "In what episode..." And, Weight Gain 4000.

Rephrase the question, "In which episode does the alphabet strip first return to its proper format?"

Eric

McCormick

Gerald

Tweek

ACK! Dude, they have NAMES?

a D.

Larry I think is his real name. Kyle wanted him named Steve, Stan wanted him named Gorak...heh.

3rd.

Babe.

Loving you I heard a clip of the real version on a TV commercial today.

"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vagina" I think...

Liane =)

Chickenlover.

Whoa! I'd like to know this one! =D

When Cartman won the environmental essay contest! (Weight Gain 4000)

Sparky!

Coffee.

Cartman (muahahaha!)

Enters Cartman in the bullriding contest when he's kinda out of sorts ;)

Ethernopian. I think...

In article , otherwise known as HippiChk79 writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

46 points! I'll have to come up with another!

what are the answers to the quiz?

I'll post my anwers tonight...

Final Score: 49!!

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Eric

McCormick

Gerald Broslofski (last name subject to change :))

Tweek

Bill and Fossie (I dunno if that's spelled right..)

D

Larry...Stan and Kyle fight over naming him Gorak or Steve, but Larry is his real name

3rd

Babe

"Loving You"

"I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas" (or something to that effect..it was translated in a few variations of that)

Liane Cartman (hermaphrodite)

"Chicken Fucker"

"Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"

When Cartman "wins" the environmental essay contest ("Weight Gain 4000")

Sparky

coffee

Cartman

Entering Cartman/Ming Lee in a bull riding contest

Ethernopian

HOLY FLYIN' POOP ON A STICK! I think I got 53!!

In article , Kyle Broslofski writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

And you did too, I marked it for you! A+!

Spoilers:

In article , Drew Thomas writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Eric.

McKormick or McCormick.

Gerald Broslofski.

Tweek.

Bill and Fossie.

D.

Larry.

3rd.

Babe.

Loving You.

"I like girls with big vaginas, I'm a fan of big fat titties!"

Liane / Deanne Cartman.

Chicken Lover.

Tom's Rhinoplasty, as Wendy tells Miss Ellen not to f*** with her.

In Weight Gain 4000.

Sparky.

A coffee shop.

Cartman.

Cartman tries to win a bull riding contest. And he does, too.

Ethernopian.

Woohoo!! Got 46...who are those guys that call everything gay?? And, when is the alphabet right??

Lesley

"Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives." - Chef

In article , The troublesome one writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Okey, dokey, answer the 1st question. Hint: Watch 105. Answer under formfeed: Bill and Fossie.

2nd question. Answer under formfeed: Tom's Rhinoplasty. Watch the part starting about 30 seconds before Wendy tells Miss Ellen not to f*** with her, and it's a bit after that. No, it's true.

Woohoo! I got 53! The gay bashers are Bill and Faussy and the episode when the alphabet is correct is the first proper one, cartman gets an anal probe.

In article , Drew Thomas writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

I think I'll do a different one though, hmm.

(1) In episode 101, can you say what the blackboard says when Mr G is chatting? It's the bit that's written about Kathy Lee Gifford on the blackboard. (They spell it Cathy, that's a clue.) *4 points*

(2) What's the age of Stan's grandad / great-grandad? *3 points*

(3) Follow up about Stan's grandad / great-grandad. What's his birthday wish? *2 points*

(4) What episode do you actually see Kenny reappearing after he has been killed one episodes before? *5 points*, but clue follows at bottom. If you need the clue and use it, give yourself just three points.

(5) Which episode does Cartman play Wild Wild West? *4 points*

(6) Who shot Mephesto in the cliffhanger? *4 points*

(7) What is the name of the big corporation that tries to put Tweek's father out of business? *4 points*

(8) In which episode can you clearly see the phrase 'CHI CHIS' on the blackboard? *6 points*

(9) What are the words censored in 104 when the commentator goes "Oh, my, I haven't seen so many children molested since <censor>" *5 points*

(10) What is the official name for episode 204? No cheating by looking at the CC website. *4 points* but *2 points* if u use the clue.

(11) Who ends up killing Skuzzlebutt in Volcano? *2 points*

(12) What setting in the planetarium blows Kenny's head up? You know, when he was sitting in the seat and watching...no, I've given away too much already. *2 points*, *1 point* if you use clue. Lots of clues now :)

(13) In Summer Sucks, what's the name of the kid who is on a 'Lost' poster on the wall and is found moments after we first see this? *6 points*

(14) !Open question! Come up with one or more valid explanation(s) for how the baby pig in 105 looked like Mr G. The catch? You can't use the 'Mr Garrison [bleep]ed the pig' argument. *7 points*

(15) Here's a good one. What's the name of the short that never aired on TV, only online? *6 points*

(16) What are the two suggestions on what to do when in 106, T & P is taken off the air and the boys have nothing to do? *5 points*

(17) What can we always see on a shelf in Victoria's office? *5 points*, *3 points* if you use the hint.

(18) Which ep does Mr Hankey cover the town in sewage and crap? *3 points*

(19) Who is the last person to sing in the Chef Aid concert? *4 points*

(20) What is the subject of Shelley's song in Cat Orgy? *2 points*

So, all the hints are under the spoiler form feed:

The total maximum is 83 points, because I tried to do some nice 'ard ones. I'd be surprised if you lot got more than 80, though! But you guys are good... Hint for (4): He died two episodes before. Now remember, Kenny doesn't die in Cat Orgy or Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo...

Hint for (10): Is it Ike's Bris or Ike's Wee-Wee?

Hint for (12): It was the maximum setting!

Hint for (17): A bit cryptic, but here goes... Why does Chef go nuts over Cartman's Halloween costume? A bit unrelated, but... nearly gave it away then.

I am offically moronic ^^; Here's the rest of my answers:

Cartman in his KKK outfit.

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

Elton John

Turds (as if we could forget)

I do believe that gives me a 71..

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

In article , Kim DeCina writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

So Cartman is always on that shelf in Victoria's office? ne poi.

Yes.

Yeah, he stops halfway through 'cos of that record company bas**rd.

Yeah! 13 times. "So much pain in the world today, too many turds are comin' my way..."

55 + 3 + 4 + 2 = 55 + 9 = 64. Bwahahahah!

-.- Sue me. BTW, if it's not Cartman, it's his..*ahem* dad..I think..it's been a while since I've been able to check.

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

Aaah, here's a challenge..lemmesee..

No clue. ^^; I'm doing bad already, aren't I? Next!

104, I do believe..

To die ^_~

Answered without clue-Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut

Cat Orgy

His older brother.

Harbucks Coffee

No idea..<doesn't look at the blackboard very often>

"Michael Jackson", or so I've heard, but debate also says that this version of it was never aired at all..

With clue (since I don't give a damn about ep numbers)-Ike's Wee-Wee

Stan.

Without clue-Level..5? 10? One of those..feel free to give me half a point off..

Kevin..what is their OBSESSION with that name?

Oooh, I *like* this..we could start a thread with this..hmm..Mephesto, in his insane way, wanted to make his little experiment more interesting and added extra DNA to the elephant when nobody was looking? <is..grasping at straws that are very far away>

Spirit of Christmas 1992 (aka Frosty), and Spirit of Christmas 1995 (aka Jesus vs. Santa)

Inhale gas fumes, smoke crack, and watch pornos. <grin> There were three. I remember that scene perfectly because the message in it was so subtle that I worshipped it forevermore

-Kim "Obsessive Freaks Hotline, we're not obsessed, we're healthily preoccupied. We are currently celebrating our one year anniversary, how may I help you?"-Me

"Hm..lowfat SPAM has less grease but more meat, which would make the better lube?"-Me

In article , Kim DeCina writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Wrong. 102.

Correct!

Yes.

Easy one if you've seen it.

Yes.

Yup.

I won't say yet, I'll just say you're wrong.

Correct.

2 points.

Yes.

• 1/2 point.

Yes!

Give you five.

No! Hint at bottom.

Okay, extra two points for being a smart ass.

55 points.

In article , Drew Thomas writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Nobody's answered this yet. I'll wait a bit and see if anyone gets it.

I always thought it was the pile of white sheets that made Cartman's KKK Halloween costume.

On Thu, 30 Sep 1999 17:48:25 +0100, Drew Thomas wrote:

#15....pick one...hehe:

The Spirit Of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) The Spirit Of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa) Thanksgiving 1997 - Tonight Show Christmas 1997 - Oh, Holy Night Christmas 1997 - Oh, Little Town Of Bethelehem

In article , Joe Mamma writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands... #1

#2

#3

#4

#5

I'm certain that they aired #3, #4 and #5. I think they did the same with #1 and #2 eventually. The short i was thinking of is 'A Mother's Courage'.

Yes, they did air the last three. No, 3 aired on the Tonight show around Thanksgiving, 1997, as an advance tape. Trey and Matt then appeared in December for the first time. The other two must have aired on Comedy Central, because I downloaded Quicktime versions from the CC web site. This is true for the Happy New Year shorts (1998 and 1999) as well. The Spirit of Christmas shorts ... I saw "Frosty" on UHF channel 38 here in Los Angeles a half year (February 1997) before the series started (I was amazed that this happened). The second "Spirit of Christmas will never air." As for "A Mother's Courage," I would never have thought of that as the unaired short for the simple reason that it was in Shockwave Flash format and could not be saved. Unless someone out there actually has a copy...

I found it! You can see a Java version (no, I'm lying, it's been down for about two months) or you can see the comic strip.

In article , Willie Westwood writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Sorry, I forgot the address. But it's at:

http://southpark.comedycentral.com/halloween/courage

i think.

In article , Drew Thomas writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Thanks. I reached CC's site and found the comic-book version of "A Mother's Courage", increased my screen's resolution to 1152x864, saved the screens and cropped them, and made myself a three-page comic book. Still, it's not a short like "Frosty" or "Spirit of Christmas," since it's a video on how to carve a pumpkin to look like Lou Diamond Philips.

In article , Willie Westwood writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

The Spirit Of Christmas was made when someone gave $700 to Matt & Trey to make an Xmas card video

Former Fox executive Brian Graden gave them $1200 to do it, but they spent $750 on it and kept the rest of the money.

In article , Willie Westwood writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Goddamn British South Park Night on Channel Four screwed with my mind again!

They were right, though, about the video card. Graden did ask that Trey and Matt update their original 1992 "Spirit of Christmas," which goes by "Frosty" now. Graden then played the new "Spirit of Christmas" at a party, and made a few copies for his friends. George Clooney got hold of a copy and made some copies of his own. Then someone posted it on the Internet, and "The Unofficial SOXMAS Distribution Site" was born. It had the video available in all sorts of formats and resolutions, but last I checked, it was down to 10-15 links, and some of those don't work.

In article , Willie Westwood writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Is the SOXMAS site the one with the 1995 version of TSOXMAS? If so, please tell me the http:// of it. I would love to get it, even though I saw a clip and Cartman swore three times in fifteen seconds. The bit I saw:

[Jesus, Stan and Cartman on screen. Jesus flies off and treads on Cartman's foot as Stan walks off the screen.]

Cartman: Ai! You trod on my foot, you pig f***er!

Stan (still walking off screen): Dude, don't say pig f***er in front of Jesus!

[Stan off screen. Just Cartman is left.]

Cartman: Aw, f*** you!

That's the one. The site is now here:

http://www.killfile.org/soxmas/

It has both verisons of ""The Spirit Of Christmas" now.

In article , Willie Westwood writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Great!

In article , [email] (Willie Westwood) wrote:

Last I checked, the best quality Frosty was down to only 3 links, and *none* of those worked.

Ollie

Ah do believe there's a Java version out there somewhere. I may look for it some day...

In article , Willie Westwood writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Aargh! I do not know this one..

102

He wants to die.

(answered without clue) "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"..he was just killed in "Cartman's Mom's A Dirty Slut" and he reappeared in the conclusion..and is later killed yet again. :)

"Cat Orgy"

His brother.

Harbuck's.

I have no clue.

Michael Jackson

(answered without clue) "Ike's Wee-Wee"

Stan

Umm..I know it was the maximum power...

Kevin

The pig did a quick little sneak down to Tom's Rhinoplasty and got fixed up to look like Mr. Garrison.

It's all part of some conspiracy between Mephesto and Mr. Hat, to make it LOOK like Mr. Garrison fucked a pig..some lover's quarrel between Mr. Hat and Mr. Garrison, so Mr. Hat decided to get even.

"Spirit of Christmas" (the Jesus vs. Frosty version, and the Jesus vs. Santa version)

Watch pornos and smoke crack.

A picture of Cartman.

"Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls"

I *think* Elton John..

TURDS! :)

Hey,

I was wondering if Kyle would submit the Trivia quiz into me? ([email] remove nospam comment)

so I could post it on my site? I have been looking for a trivia quiz for a while and this is the BEST I've ever seen! Everyone that contributed would of course receive FULL credit...

Please consider it!

Best Wishes,

In article , Millasur writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Ai! That guy is me! (Cartman, WG 4000)

Yup. But I think he also wants to list the people who answered the quiz successfully. Thus, their contributions.

Well basically, I'm looking for a good quiz for the site, and these are easily the best I've come across.

Would you allow me to take it and post it on my site? If the answer is yes, then Thank You, and make sure you include what name and/or e-mail address you want me to post as a credit.

Thanks again,

Best Wishes,

In article , Millasur writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Sure!

Okay, there are still ALOT of episodes I didn't see yet so I'll try my best to answer.

In article , NicoleLohan writes with this very pen that he holds in his hands...

Yes.

Yes, either spelling is acceptable.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, that's easy! :)

Or Deanne is OK. Either way, you get 3 points.

Yeah.

Yup.

Yes.

How did you guess?

18 points out of...53.