--Classroom--
(the scamps are alone thinking up a battle plan)
Stan-..okay and then we get all the weapons we can and we'll...
Cartman-What a load of Crap! It wont work you guys, the cows are immune to anything but Kenny's M-P Launcher!
Kyle-Then we'll need help...hmmm....
Stan- GOT IT! We'll disguise as...COWS
--Grassland--
(The scamps are disguised as cows)
Stan-MOOO!! This is dumb!!
Kyle-IT WAS YOUR FUCKING IDEA!!
Kenny- mpph mp mph m mp (This is fun, I am killing millions of cows and lovin' it!)
( Cow jumps about with something up its anus!)
( Kyle pulls out a...DILDO!)
Cartman-Man that kicks ass, look he's diing because of the dildo!
Kyle- I have a plan!...Whisper...Whisper etc
--South Park Sex Shop--
Assistant-Hey it says +18 only!!!!
Stan- I want a hundred dildos!
assistant- WOW, you're going to be busy tonight!!! Who're the lucky women?
Kyles- They're cows really!
Assistant-Oh!...Well okay here you are!
(gives 100 dildos)
--Grassland--
(The boys shoot cows with the dildo launchers and Kennys M-P Launcher!)
--The next day at school--
Garrison- Okay we can thank these little guys for our being alive, they destroyed the cow threat!!
Stan- Whoa Kenny you're still alive! I think the writer felt sorry for you!!
( Kenny gets shot at by his own M-P Launcher but dodges)
Kyle- Whoa!!!
( A cow falls and Kenny dodges)
Cartman-Son of a bitch!!!
( Cartman farts Kenny dies from hte scent!!!)
Stan-OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY!!!
Kyle-YOU BASTARD!!!