Hey all, the Church needs your help!! Our creative juices have run out, and we need guest speakers for our sermons!! Wanna be in the spotlight? Need advertisement for your South Park page? Are you creative? WE NEED YOU!!! We need guest speakers to give sermons on each episode of South Park, we have but three up now, at http://members.tripod.com/~dimentia and we need more like these!! We need witty but insightful sermons on the message (obscure or not so obscure) of each South Park episode... email 'em to The Reverend Dementia at [email], and if we like what you have to say, we'll hook you up!!! you'll get a specific graphic for your page, and you'll get a spotlight on ours!! Sounds good? Get those morals (or immorals as the case may be) working!!
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