Sheila vs. Cartman

This episode was pretty lame, except for the cat orgy towards the end. And Kenny didn't die, so fuck the whole damn episode, a waste of my time.

-Funk

DUDE!!!

Until it airs across all 4 time zones in the US, you should use SPOILERS in the header....

Sorry. My bad. Move further east... blah blah blah. And it should be Shelly vs. Cartman. Also my bad. Kenny didn't die, episode mainly sucked, cat orgy cool. So there.

-Funk

how hard is it to not visit this newsgroup until after you've seen the episode and have something to talk about? am i missing the point of newsgroups?

Funk wrote in message ...

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And how hard is it to write the word "SPOILERS" in the subject title?

-Toni

Krinkle wrote:

i mean, this is like, how hard is it to look to see if the lid is up or down before you sit?? I've had to go pretty bad (#2) sometimes, and i allmost had a catastrophie, but i allways check to see if it's up or down, and i allways catch it, so all these women bitching about toilet seats need to stop assuming things will allways be their way, and people who don't want to read spoilers shouldn't go to the newsgroup until after you've seen the episode in question!

Toni wrote in message ...

SPOILERS

But what if they don't get the episode till a week from now? Do you really expect people to wait like, a week or two before they can read the newsgroup again? Personally, what I do is that I still read the posts but avoid the ones that say anything about the newest episode. How do I do that? when someone puts the word "spoilers" or says something like "tonight's episode" as the subject title. I mean, like I asked before, how hard is it to write the word "SPOILERS" in the subject title? It's certainly easier than having to refrain from a few days or weeks in reading the posts and upon return have several hundred or so messages since they had to wait until they watched the ep.

-Toni

Krinkle wrote:

Psst....us folks in Hawaii are 3 hours behind Cali too...

You people in Hawaii live in paradise - so - what are you doing whatching TV anyway? :-)

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MizTrubIe wrote in message ...

SPOILERS in

Heheh, which time zone is Hawaii in? ;)

You think you guys are hard done by? Sheesh! I'm reading a load of stuff about BLU and series three that I won't see yet for MONTHS!

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According to my husband, some guy at work (US Navy) told him we are time zone Whiskey (W).

On 15 Jul 1999 22:53:07 GMT, [email] (MizTrubIe) wrote:

Whiskey?  That's a new one,  I guess it's a military joke?  :-)
Anyways, we're not really "behind Cali" as you said in your other
post,  Hawaii gets the Comedy Central Pacific feed live, so we are
watching SP at  the same time the west coast is.   So don't feel too
far behind, we are not the very last to know about South Park!   Of
course, if South Park were on 20 years ago (not that it would get past
the censors back then, but humor me) we'd have to wait A WEEK for the
videotape to come in from the mainland!

Hey gang, just don't even fucking read ANYTHING here before you see it if you're going to get your panties in a bucnh.

Spoilers

     I got tired of the ep after five minutes because they were doing the same
jokes over and over again:  "turd" again and again, darn screaming cat again
and again.  I also got sick of hearing Skyler's and Shelley's voices.
     And what's the deal about a 22-year-old trying to make out with a 12-year-
old?  It's like Trey and Matt went like "Let's write an ep where Shelley's got
this asshole rock-singer boyfriend."/"But she's only 12."/"...Ah screw that.
Babysitters always got asshole boyfriends.  So who cares?"
      But the ep got good once Shelley and Cartman started working together.
I liked the cat orgy.  And Cartman's WWW slamming was great.

Dude, you're too dumb to get this show...I command you to start watching Friends or something equally lame so you're able to comprehend the humor.

They really didnt slam it, it kinda seemed like a weird-ass homage to the movie

Well, I completely lost it when that cat was doing "lines" of catnip. LMAO

In article , [email] writes:

"Dildo Kitty's" reaction to the catnip Cartman gave her in the kitchen reminded me a lot of my own cat. Mine's always romping around, pushing things off shleves.

I wouldn't call South Park's humor ingenious. I got every joke, and frankly the episode wasn't bad, but it wasn't mindblowing in any case like I think the "Chickenlover" episode was. You need to let people have opinions, my friend. Don't rag on people if they didn't see it in the same light that you did.

-Funk

I know, dude, but the way he was going on, it sounded like he didn't understand it.

You call Juan stupid because he doesn't like an episode, then you go and post one of the stupidest comments I've seen since I first subscribed to this newsgroup. Now *that's* comedy.

Hint: It's not a matter of "getting it". I "got it" fine, but I still thought it was well below the typical standards of a SouthPark episode. "Getting" a joke, and thinking it's funny are two different things.

Shape up, Pupkin, or enter another killfile.
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I'd rather enter the killfile.

ROTFLMAO!

Now *that's* comedy!

-Funk

ba dah boom

Both of you are pretty stupid. This was a great ep! Much better than that stupid one last week witht he guy inthe panda suit and everyone lawsuit happy. This one had no "message" and just kicked ass. We learned three things: 1) South Park is populated by pederasts. 2) Someone else in SP is just a obnoxious as Cartman. 3) Cartman's mom is not just a whore, she's a total lush. Now THAT'S bang for my buck!

Let me reiterate what I said a little slower for ya, ratcock..can I call you ratcock? What I meant by what I said was Anyone who didnt think last nights ep was one of the funniest needs a lobotomy. I didn't mean he couldnt understand the jokes, dumb ass, I meant that he and you couldn't see past the surface. And Juan was trying to introduce a whole new angle on it by implying that Trey and Matt are fucked up because of the 22 year old and the 12 year old together.

In article , Pupkin 81 wrote:

Thanks, Dave.

     Gimme a break, man.  I've been watching "South Park" since "The Spirit of
Christmas", with "Pink Eye", "Mr. Hankey", "Chicken Lover" and "Tweek vs.
Craig" as some of my favorites.  I got the jokes in S v. C ( if that's the real
title ), but they weren't funny after hearing them the fifth time over.
"Astroturd" and "Turd Rock from the Sun" didn't sound like different gags to
me.
     And I did say that I thought the last part, with the cat orgy and the
revenge was cool.  I didn't say that the ep stunk.  I said that it was weak.

Look, I don't care if you're seeing the Virgin Mary past the surface of these jokes. I still think these jokes sucked and you can't force me to say otherwise.

That's not what I was saying. I was saying that they wrote Shelley as if she was a high school girl. That when the fact that she was 12 might not make this premise work they just threw that away. Kinda like having third graders take shop and home ec classes in the last ep.

- Juan F. Lara http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~jfl/intro.html

Stan: No, not ham, you fat fuck! Cartman: Ah, fuck you.

Thanks for making my decision a no brainer.

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I'm sure he wanted it that way. Only pussies use killfiles because they don't want to hear out someone's opinion. While you're at it, why don't you throw me in your killfile, too. I don't want you to experience my greatness.

-Funk

Well, what the fuck, _I'll_ killfile you. *plonk*. Feel better?

He was there already.

I just killed him quietly when I realized what an idjit he was.
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You're real cool!

-Funk

Oh, and you spelled idiot wrong, dumbass.

-Funk

No I didn't. An idjit is like an idiot, only much dumber.

And I'm pretty sure I didn't invite you to send me e-mail, so please don't do it again. Restrict your spew to the newsgroup where my killfile can do the job it was intended to do.

Thank you.

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Funk wrote:

It's called sarcasm.

-Toni

No, he just spelled it wrong.

-Funk

Dave wrote (to Pupkin)...

If you're going to killfile someone, just DO it. There's no need to announce that you're killfiling someone.

Of course there is. How better to let someone know that they crossed the line? If you don't let them know, they may just assume your server isn't propogating their posts, or they may assume you approve of their drivel, but just don't care to respond. When I decide to stop reading someone's post, I like to let them know about it. The problem is I have to read some of this unwanted material because other people respond. Although I haven't seen a Pupkin post in several days, I can see he's taken to insulting me in various posts, because I load others' responses to him. Question? If I was able to let him go so easily, why can't he get over me? I don't think the other people I've killfiled have taken it so immaturely. In fact, for most of them, they couldn't give a rat's ass whether I read their posts or not. It's contemptuous, but honest. What makes someone rail so against being killfiled, and seek to attack the person who does it? That's one for the sociologists to figure out. I don't have an answer.

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Hey Dave, are you like some little wiry kid with big glasses, lots of acne and no social life outside of the net? I'm sorry for asking, man, its just that you sound like such a f*ggot!

No you're not. You're trying to bait me into a silly argument. Rest assured, you are incorrect in each of your assumptions. No glasses, no acne, no homosexuality.

Thanks for asking.

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Why can't I get over you? If you'd stop posting, I'd forget all about you. Butch up!!

It wasn't the same turd joke over and over. It was a different one. Last week had the same joke appearing over and over again: "We don't take to kindly to people not taking to kindly to bad, repetitive jokes which weren't funny to begin with!" "Now hick guy, I don't want any trouble . . ." Got that sexual harrassment panda episode sucked it. This one was pretty damn good.

Juan F. Lara wrote in message news:7mjt2r$[email]...

same

again

12-year-

got

that.

together.

In article , [email] (Juan F. Lara) wrote: I got tired of the ep after five minutes because they were doing the same

12-year-

Shelly calling Cartman a turd was pretty annoying, but this eppy had much many better points than worse. For example, Cartman giving Mr. Kitty catnip to shut the cat up was hilarious. I also died during the cat orgy and the WWW satire songs.

In article , the_davester wrote:

Yeah, those parts were cool. Anything with the WWW slamming and the cat orgy kicked ass.

- Juan F. Lara http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~jfl/intro.html

Kyle: You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street people go "Goddammit! There goes a big fat fuck."

Juan has neither a cat nor an older sister. He's just a dumb-ass!

Whiney ones too.

You can never say "turd" too many times.

Cats rock! Especially when a cat tries to get its pre-pubescent male offspring to fuck it! (The kitten just looks at mom like, "What??")

Jeez, the joke falls right on his face and he still can't smell it...

The whole turd joke reminded me a bit of Austin Powers with his "He should have been more HEADstrong....that's not a way to get a HEAD in life" ...plus, it was funny cuz that's what 12 year olds do....if they think something's funny or cool to say, they'll beat it into the ground.

Because South Park is about taking taboo subjects and making light of them....so, in "southparkland" , pedophiles are funny!

Word.

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Blame Canada!!! wrote in message ...

doing the same

cat again

voices.

should

think

Eight-year-olds also do that, especially the brighter ones.

with a 12-year-

Shelley's got

screw that.

Most guys would be too busy laughing to even make that connection.

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An all-time classic! Destined to be remembered as SP's finest hour!

Jerry

JKFolkes said...

...or half hour, as the case may be... ;)

Man, I know I thought this episode rocked. Personally, I think the whole Kenny dying thing has gotten lame. The thing was cool the first three episodes, but after awhile it got real old. Anyway, I laughed my ass off..enough said.

Actually they missed the opportunity to have a char call them on the kenny dying every week thing, picture if you will.................

Shot of the front of house, Scene with Cartman getting ready to release Mr. Kitty with the pic of Shelly and bf.

Kenny arrives at door and rings bell, SNL landshark pokes head out door and eats kenny.

Close up of Cartman in window still looking down. Cartman mutters "I am so pissed offff" Cartman looks straight at camera, makes made face then points and says "Listen you sons of bitches I am getting sick and tired of this same crap every (insert expletive of your choice) week, knock it of or I'm gonna kick ya in the nutz"

Then of course one of the next times they did a Kenny death they could have Cartman interrupt the usual "OH MY GOD THEY.........." line with him getting mad and pointing at the camera again and saying "NOW LISTEN HEAW YOU SOBS............"

Something like that anyway

Later

Mark R.

That was a great episode after a long absence of humor from South Park.  Kudos
to Matt and Trey.
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Funk wrote in message ...

Why is it that when Trey and Matt try to do something a little different with the show (ala Not Without My Anus) people get so upset? THEY are the creative geniuses behind the show. I do not question! And I loved this episode! It strayed from the norm, which is good for a show. Keeps you from getting bored. I get tired of trying to laugh at the same jokes over and over again.

Some people here haave never had a bitchy babysitter who was a girl just a little older than they were, and/or had a bitch of an older sister just a few years older than they were.

Maybe some here were that bitchy older girl, and they didn't like their ward standing up to them...

In article , Funk writes:

Oh, I loved it!