Cartman and Kenny Joking Around

[CARTMAN] AND [KENNY] ARE STANDING AT THE BUS STOP.

[CARTMAN] "Hey Kenny, wanna hear a joke? It's free because I know your family is so poor.

[KENNY] "Fuck you Cartman."

[CARTMAN] "Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Hey Kenny, Knock Knock."

[KENNY] "Whose there?"

Long Pause....

[KENNY] "I said whose there?"

[CARTMAN] "Obviously not John F. Kenedy Jr. Anymore!"

[KENNY] "hehehehhehehehe"

[CARTMAN] "Ok, I got another one. Hey Kenny, did you hear JFK Jr. is going to join a rock band?"

[KENNY] "Oh really, which one?"

[CARTMAN] "The Dead Kennedys."

[KENNY] "hehehehhehehehe"

[CARTMAN] "Ok Kenny, one more. How many Kennedys does it take to file a flight plan?"

[KENNY] "I don't know, how many?"

[CARTMAN] "Obviously more than one!"

[KENNY] "hehehehhehehehe"

ROFLMAO! That was just so disrespectful, I could only picture Cartman saying it. Good show!

-=)Funk(=-

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Funk wrote in message ...

: :ROFLMAO! That was just so disrespectful, I could only picture Cartman :saying it. Good show! :

Thanks man! I appreciate it.

It's times like this I think I missed my calling as a writer..., :-)

Not bad, not bad...*snickers*

SaraJ I don't suffer from insanity.I like every minute of it. SNAFU=Situation Normal:All Fucked Up

"Umm-is that a God dam? "-Beavis, "Beavis&Butt-Head Do America"

"We'll live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!" -Bart Simpson -----END SIG-----

Scotty, you left out a good one, which a friend of mine told me yesterday. [CARTMAN] "Why didn't the Kennedys take a shower before their flight?"

[KENNY] "Why?"

[CARTMAN] "Because they wanted to wash up on shore."

(THE SCHOOLBUS PULLS UP.)

[MISS CRABTREE] "What did you say?!!"

[CARTMAN] "I said, 'You're a washed up old whore."

[MISS CRABTREE] "That's better."