The Most Offensive Song Ever

Is anyone able to post all of the words to that song? I can only make out some of what Kenny says.

Thanks.

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They posted lyrics to the whole album.

-Keith

<<Check out http://www.beef-cake.com/

They posted lyrics to the whole album.>>

Thanks.

<<Check out http://www.beef-cake.com/

They posted lyrics to the whole album.>>

Well, I've just been there, and the page(s) with the lyrics is/are blank, at least, according to my computer.

Can somebody please just post the lyrics to that one song here?

Thanks.

They might appear blank because you don't have an application which can read PDFs(Portable Document File). You need Adobe Acrobat - it's free, available from http://www.adobe.com/products/acrobat/readstep.html .

The reason nobody posts it is because PDFs are not set up to copy and paste like other text documents. It looks more like a photograph than anything else, and you'd have to re-type it into a text editor to post it here. The easiest thing for you would be to download a copy of Acrobat.

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*** This is my version *** I haven't posted it yet on my site, so enjoy

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho. The Virgin Mary was sleepin' When Angel Gabriel appeared He said, "You are to be the virgin mother." And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: (So she sat him down and told him, that she didn't know man this year.)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."

Kenny: ('Cause you can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want)

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: (And Mary, just relax and play, and suck some through the night)

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn When Mary and Joseph did arrive. They were so very tired, you see,

Kenny: ('Cause they had to travel through the night)

Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money,

Kenny: (and since she needed a place to sleep)

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeard to Mary And told her not to weep.

Kenny: ('Cause you can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want)

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn Then it's not considered a sin

Kenny: (To suck a dick and get a place for the night)

Mr. Hankey: [Kenny laughs] That's right And three wise men did appear Bearing gifts of myrrh and such And said that they had followed a star And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (They unpacked all their clothes packets and... like an ox is bound to do)

Mr. Hankey: But again, Gabriel appeard to her And this is what he said

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (You can suck all the dick you want Of everybody…) [laughs] Mr. Hankey: …Everybody in the nation.

Kenny:: (Fellatio is no sin So have a generous real live one in)

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: (but deliever on account of Scripture You can suck all the dick you want)

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary.

Kenny: (And take it from the ox and the lamb)

Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy Folks will remember your name quick

Kenny: ('Cause you're sucking on the biggest dick! And that is why)

Together: It's peace on Earth and joy. [Kenny laughs]

Kenny: 'Cause sucking dick

Together: brings peace on Earth and joy.

Kenny: You can suck my dick. [laughs]

--- Willie Westwood

Thanks, Willie!! Talk about timing- I was just listening to that song when I read your post. Your version certainly seems to fit perfectly with what I heard.

As for the reader, thanks for the info, Jack. I have the 4.0 reader, but the problem seemed to be that the page wouldn't load at all last night. It did, though, this morning. I'm guessing that the problem was with AOL- dull surprise.

Thanks for the help.

Now you can see it and the rest of the album on my site. It's listed along with today's episode near the bottom.

--- Willie Westwood

There are a few places where I hear it differently (see below), but your version is pretty accurate...

(mmmph mmmph) ...but she could not take them to bed

So have a dildo three miles in

'cause there ain't no penetration

I'll check it out...

--- Willie Westwood

Actually, I think I Was wrong about the"dildo" line--Now I think it's "Go ahead and do it again and again."

A dildo three miles in is rather hard to envision in a 5 ft. woman, or even a 6 ft. one. I now think it's "so have a dingus in your live hands"

--- Willie Westwood