Last Halloween, Comedy Central posted an online "South Park" cartoon at.:
http://southpark.comedycentral.com/southpark/halloween/courage/main.shtml
If you haven't seen it already check it out. It's hilarious!
Here's the script of a plagiarism of "A Mother's Courage" that I wrote
starring the four lead characters from "101 Dalmatians - the Series".:----------------------------------------------------------------------------
"A Chicken's Courage"
by: Juan F. Lara[ SCENE: Lucky and Cadpig are sitting in front of a pumpkin. ]
Lucky: Hi, kids. Happy Halloween.
Cadpig: Today, we're going to teach you all about safety in carving a
Halloween pumpkin. AND we're going to show you how to carve a
pumpkin to look just like Tim Allen.[ Enter Rolly from right ]
Rolly: Oh, papa. Candy corns! That's what I love the most about Halloween.
Lucky: Rolly, don't eat that crap. It'll make you puke.
Cadpig: Oh, Rolly. Human candy is very unhealthy for dogs. Studies have shown that NutraSweet can induce irritable behavior in canines.
Rolly: Aw, screw you, bitch.
Cadpig: ( butt sniffing fatass...) [ Enter Spot with knife ] Now boys and
girls, Spot will demonstrate the safe way to carve as Lucky and I
will describe it.Lucky: I like to start with the right eye, first.
[ Spot leans on pumpkin with right wing and carves with left wing. ]
Lucky: Now when you cut with one hand, be careful about where you position your other hand.
[ Spot accidentally slices off her right wing. ]
Spot: BAWK!!
Lucky: Now we do the mouth.
[ Spot starts carving the mouth, even though she's bleeding. ]
Cadpig: Now the mouth might be tricky. So try to avoid holding the knife in an awkward position, else it might slip out of your hand.
[ The knife slips and slashes off Spot's right leg. ]
Spot: AWK!!!
Spot: Guys. Maybe you can call a vet now...!
Cadpig: Now do the left eye just like you did the right one.
Spot: Ohhhh...
[ Spot uses all her waning strength to cut out the left eye. ]
Lucky: But remember. Don't push too hard, or you could send the knife FLYING.
[ The knife flies out, plunges into Spot's chest, and cuts her open down
her crotch. ]Spot: ACK!!!!
[ Spot staggers away. ]
Spot: Bawwwwwk.....
[ Spot falls dead on her back. ]
Lucky: Doggone it! That doesn't look ANYTHING like Tim Allen!
Cadpig: Well, at least we learned the safe way to carve a chicken. Now all you boys and girls can help your moms in the kitchen!
Rolly: Ohhh. You guys. I don't feel so good.
[ Rolly barfs on the pumpkin. ]
Lucky: Hey. NOW it looks like Tim Allen. Thanks a bunch, Rolly!
Cadpig: See what you can accomplish with a little teamwork!
Lucky: Happy Halloween, kids!
Cadpig: And next week, we'll learn the medicinal benefits of chewing grass.
Rolly: Oh, Papa!
[ Rolly barfs on the camera. The candy corns spell out, "Happy Holidays from Disney." ]
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- Juan F. Lara http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~jfl/intro.html
[ bumper parody ]
Lucky: "South Bark" is brought to you by "The Little Mermaid". The Walt
Disney Masterpiece that revolutionized feature animation.
Rolly: And the girl with the shells on her tits is a babe!