Cartman fears Hacksaw Jim Duggan!

Hooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! USA USA USA! Tough guy! No kitty, that's mah chicken pot pah!

Cartman

Speaking of wrestling, considering that most wrestling fans I know of watch South Park, it would be interesting if Stone Cold Steve Austin flipped off Kenny, gave him the Stonecold Stunner and yelled "D.T.A., you stupid piece of trash! Kenny, you ain't nothin but piss poor drunk and that's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so!"

Kyle: Oh my God! You killed Kenny!! You bastard!!

Steve Austin then stuns all the South Park kids and gives them the bird one last time.

Hey, he did it to Santa Claus last night! - Pierre Bautista Ikari Warrior The Worldwide Leader in Village Idiocy "Pardon me for being rude. It wasn't me, it was my food. It came right up to say hello, and now its right back down below" - INT'L MAN OF MYSTERY, AUSTIN DANGER POWERS

Imagine Kane attacking Ken Shamrock, Jim Ross could yell "Oh my God, he just killed Kenny! The bastard!!" Quote of the year, there!

You write:

killed Kenny! The bastard!!" Quote of the year, there! <<

I don't think Kane could kill Max Mini with that lame-ass chokeslam and tombstone (notice that he turns his back to the camera when he does it now)

J.F.