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My friend obsessed on that line everytime he told me about the show before I saw it (got cable again just to see it). Unfortunatly, it was not as funny as it should have been before he ran it into the ground (though Cartman setting fire to kitty made up for it).
CDM "Mom, kitty's being a dildo!"
Some subtle ones: "Granolas piss me off." "Achtung Kenny!" "Drive the car damnit!"
There is one line that shows how much of a total asshole Cartman is: "Hey! I don't need to take that kind of shit from a Jew!" right in front of Jesus and Santa Clause. Damn! He was right when he said "I ain't afraid o' nothin'."
Dude, you spell Santa Claus S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S BTW... Achtung Kenny was hilarious... achtung is German for attention. See y'all ----
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman
On 2 Dec 1997 01:25:21 GMT, [email] (YeahBuddy4) wrote:
I know about the German meaning. Could we please lay off the spelling lectures or should I go off on you about "y'all," etc?
What's wrong with y'all??? It is a contraction for you all! --- See ya, Richard Hunt
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.
Oh, sorry... I didn't mean "what's wrong with y'all," but what is wrong with "y'all" --- See ya, Richard Hunt
"Move it povs, I'm an American!!!" Eric Cartman "My weinies won't cook!" Also E.C.
The best Cartman line belongs not to Eric, but his much maligned mother.
Eric: Mom, Kitty's bein' a dildo! (Alt spelling dildoe, both acceptable according to Webster's)
Mom: Well, then I know one kitty kitty that's sleeping with Mommy tonight!
"Ya know, accordin' to Sagan, there's about a billion galaxies with a billion stars in every one, with planets circlin' 'bout half a them. Outta all that, your fat, drunk stinkin' ass has to sit next to me this bus. Shove over, asshole.
Actually, y'all has come into acceptance as a valid plural second-person pronoun.
i.e., instead of saying "You are all a bunch of mind-wasting simpletons", where it can be deduced from the sentence that, in fact, "you" refers to multiple people, we would say "Y'all are a bunch of mind-wasting simpletons" In fact, by deducing Y'all from a valid contraction of "you all" to a pronoun, we could theoretically eliminate the apostrophe entirely. Thus "yall" would be a validly formed second-person pronoun. Anyway... By further altering the sentence structure, we can further efficiate the process "Yall be mind-wasting simpletons' bunch." whereby we eliminate the indefinate article, a thoroughly useless word, restructure "bunch of mind-wasting simpletons" to "mind-wasting simpletons' bunch". In addition, the "yall" really makes it unecessary to include plural essence in the "mind-wasting simpletons" part, and to further differential the plural form from that denating posession, we can make posession indicated by "i" instead of "s". Thus: "Yall be mind-wasting simpletoni bunch." A few more details, like the consolidation of mind-wasting, and the adding of exclamatism by a doubling of the ending period (excl. points should be used to denote imperative sentences only), we get a final version: "Yall be mindwasting simpletoni bunch.." Thank you for your time...
No No Starvin Marvin, that's my "pt pey"!
And how about: "No Starvin Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn"
"Gary M." writes:
And of course the classic:
"Hell, yes, I want Cheesy Poofs!"
RJ Johnson Minister of Propaganda
My favorite line uttered by the Great Eric Cartman has to be, "This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up, and I'm looking totally ripped. Beefcake! BeefCAKE!"
Sweet, check me out I'm such a beefcake cant even get through the door Newbomb Turk wrote in message ...
A really funny one is "Dolphins are friendly and intelligent on rye bread with a side of mayonnaise!" NOA ChrisB
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NOA ChrisB wrote:
I agree, but my favorite is still "hey, I don't hafta take that kind of shit from a Jew!" from SOXMAS.
-Laura
Gary M. wrote:
"No Starvin Marvin, that's a bad Starvin Marvin."
-Laura