Here come two full length scripts written by yours truly. IMHO, these are the holy grail of fanfics. In brief:
MECHA DICRAPPIO: A sequel to Mecha-Streisand. Leonardo DiCaprio seizes the Diamond of Pantheus and tears the shit out of everyone's favourite pissant mountain town. Guest starring Adam Sandler with a special appearance by Big Gay Al.
THE CURSE OF MR. HAT: Mr. Hat is a demon who has spent thirteen years in hibernation on GARRISON's hand. He comes alive on Halloween to finish the deal he made with Garrison, while a werewolf roams the streets and every evil heavy metal band in the world comes to South Park to try to get ahold of his demonic power. KENNY TALKS!! Guest starring GWAR. (GWAR is a twisted band that's like a parody of every other metal band in existence. For additional information go to alt.music.gwar where you will find many strange people obscenely flaming each other.)
Please tell me what you think, email replies are preferable but postings to the group are great too. Also, part of the reason I posted these was so Trey and Matt could possibly see them. Please, nobody steal them. I have many, many people from my school and town who can vouch that I created them first.
Thanks,
Martin
"God, grant me the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference."
--Calvin and Hobbes