My third fanfic!
--Cattle Ranch--
cow#1-moo!
cow#2-mooo moo!!!
Jesus-Shut your fucking mouths!
cow#1-MMOO?
--Classroom--
Kyle-Man are those cows making (out of the window) A FUCKING LOUD NOISE!
cows-MOOOOOOOOOO!!
Garrison- And now , today we will learn about... HOW TO SHUT A COW UP!!!!!!!
Kenny-mppph mph mph mpppph mpppph!? (Maybe its the mating season!?)
Stan-How do they expect to make sweet love down by the fire making this racket!!?
( Cows come through the door, they have red eyes swirling round and round and...)
Mr. Hat- What the fuck is going on?
Garrison-I think they're hypno...
(Everybodys eyes turn red and go round and round and...)
( Everyone except...Kennys, he closed his hood)
Kenny- mpph mph mpph mp mppph mp mpph? mpph mph mp mp mpph? (What the fuck is going on here? Snap out of it guys!)
( every one except Kenny follow the cows out of the school)
--Toms Rhinoplasty--
Kenny-Mph m mpph mpph mp mph mpph mpppppph mpph mph mpph? (Tom I need help do you have anything that can?)
Tom-Well Kenny I do have a molten plastic launcher, i use it when my patients run away, but they always seem to die straight after!
Kenny- mpppph Mph (thanks Tom)
--Cattle Ranch--
(Cows run round [address] Humans one heads for Kenny)
Kenny-mph mpph mph mppppph mppph mpph mpppph!! (Not today you fucking giant beef burger!!)
( Kenny shoots his M-P gun at the cow and it splits open)
dead cow-MMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo(groan)!
(Kyle rolls out of the dead cow)
Kyle-Dude that did NOT KICK ASS!!
Kenny-m'pph mpph mpph mph mpppph! (c'mon lets find the others!)
Kyle-How did you kill that cow? I tried my pen knife but it didn't work!
Kenny-mp mpppph-mppppph mpppppph mpph mph mppph (My molten-plastic launcher does the trick!)
(Kenny fires at a cow it groans as Stan rolls out of it)
Stan- DUDE that was the biggest load of crap i've ever seen!!
Kyle-You saw its intestine?
Stan-No i was in its rectum!!!
Kyle- Cartman will be easy to find, i heard him screaming 6 or 7..
Stan- hundred metres away!
Cartman- (muffled) YOU GUYS GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING COW, ITS WORSE THAN WHEN MY MOM (who ever she is) WAS PREGNANT WITH ME!!
(Kenny shoots etc...)
Cartman-(normal) Son of a bitch!
Stan-the cows are taking over the town
(zoom out on town falling to pieces)
Part 2 later!