Could somebody tell me why they put JFK J. and Princess Diana in hell? What did they do :(
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Dec 2, 199927 posts by 16 postersalt.tv.southpark
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They were condemned because they were democrats. God doesn't like democrats. So they go to hell. :-(
But Princess Di wasn't even American.
-Toni
"Mr. Loser" wrote:
Toni kirjoitti viestiss� ...
Oh... you do not have to be american to be a democrat...
Ville Kinnunen wrote in message news:LoX14.308$[email]...
But you *can't* be from/vote in the UK and be one...
A *Liberal Democrat* perhaps... NOT the same thing...
On Thu, 2 Dec 1999 23:45:50 -0800, "Mr Garrison" wrote:
JFK jr. was a media whore, living off his deceased father's name and money. Give me a few million and the Kennedy name, and I can start a magazine, too.
Besides... it's just a cartoon.
----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.
"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma
"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show
As though his fetus made a conscious decision to join the Kennedy family in the hopes that its future father would be gunned down in cold blood. I suppose if you were born a Kennedy, you'd have changed your name, severed all ties and left Massachusettes forever?
Did you ever even read an issue of George?
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.On Fri, 03 Dec 1999 19:28:35 -0500, Dave wrote:
Considering the track records of certain family members, it's not a bad idea. Let's see... public drunkeness, leaving the scene of a crime, manslaughter, statuatory rape...
No... should I have?
I dislike poltiical magazines and discussions. While I do pay attention to politicians campaign promises and platforms (I always vote) I really could care less of other people's views and opinions on them.
----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.
"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma
"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show
and that's just teddy!!!! <eg>
amy holden: "you've got a weird thing for canadian melodrama." banky: "i've got a weird thing for girls who say aboot."
...on any given Friday or a slow Saturday!!
:�
Hey, Chris? Remember when you asked me to warn you when you were being an asshole? Well, it's happening again.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.On Sat, 04 Dec 1999 15:30:31 -0500, Dave wrote:
Hey, Dave?
Don't ever use my real name. I despise it immensely.
Secondly, just how is that being an asshole? There are numerous police reports that support my statement. If I did a little digging, I could come up with a comprehensive list of all the things the various members of the Kennedy's have done that are against the law. (or, at the very least, considered immoral by most folks)
----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.
"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma
"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show
Suggestion (from a person stupid and ignorant enough to interrupt a flame war):
Why not change your name?
Sorry. I'll save it for when I *really* wanna piss you off. ;)
And if I did a little digging, I'm sure I could find plenty of skeletons in your family's closet too. What's the point? Are the Kennedy's more deserving of scorn and ridicule because they're in the public eye? Were they handed a free "Become a major political family in the US" card?
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.On Mon, 06 Dec 1999 11:09:01 -0500, Dave wrote:
It worked. ;)
The Kennedys are more deserving of scorn because they HAVE committed worse acts than anyone in my family. ----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.
"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma
"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show
I doubt it. Not "worse", only "more public".
Consider that most of the really bad stuff that's happened in your family history is stuff you will never even know about.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.Hey, I got a cousin who was once arrested for stealing candy from a corner store. Guess you'd better round up my family and exterminate us for the good of society.
No. You don't seem to be the type that would benefit from it.
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dumb children with no parental supervision, and access to a hammer.On Mon, 06 Dec 1999 09:07:49 -0500, Dave wrote:
Comparing petty theft to statuatory rape and vehiclular manslaughter? Now you're just being rediculous.
----- Lone Wolf There's a reason that banana is in my ear. I'm trying to get the little monkey out of my head.
"No ticket." - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade/Dogma
"Forget pathetisad... is 'weirdork' a word?" "I dunno... is sarcastabitch a word?" - Kate and Drew, The Drew Carey Show
thank you. i think he takes (took) a lot of shit for things he had no control over. he was one of the few kennedy's worth a damn (for the most part). it's not his fault that when he died that's all that was shown on tv for three days...it's our fault. we want that kind of stuff so they give it to us. (and by "us" i don't necessarily mean people here, i mean people in general...)
obviously he didn't. i like george magazine...have since the beginning. i think john jr. did a fine job (although it was the help of others that made it a great magazine).
ofcourse, i still think the inclusion of him and his dad in hell was pretty funny...just because i like somebody doesn't mean i don't think it's funny when they get ragged on. :-)
amy holden: "you've got a weird thing for canadian melodrama." banky: "i've got a weird thing for girls who say aboot."
Do you REALLY need to ask? ;)
Nothing. It's what we did with their legacies. Some of us have idolized JFK and Princess Di. Trey and Matt say, "get over them and move on." Putting them in hell is one way of getting us off our "idolatry."
--- Willie Westwood
Y'know, they could have put JFK and Princess Di down in hell for committing adultery...
...but maybe we're thinking about this a little too hard.
schlock
Yes. We must all be a little less perceptive.
--- Willie Westwood
On Thu, 2 Dec 1999 23:45:50 -0800, "Mr Garrison" wrote:
Jesus says: "It would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man (or woman) to enter the kingdom of heaven..." (somewhere in the bible)
I think JFK, Jr and Di would have a very hard time getting into heaven. Di committed adultry and fornicated with that Doobie guy too. Lord knows how many women JFK, Jr spanked in his bachelorhood.
A better question might be why you think they deserve heaven. Personally I don't believe in heaven or hell, but I know the bible. Maybe that's why I don't believe, come to think of it. : )
Peace, Kevin
As you can see in the movie, only a few people are in heaven (about 1500). And why wouldn't they go to hell? No matter what religion you have, you're always condemned to hell by another religion, so eventually everybody goes to hell....
Overlord
In article , "Mr Garrison" writes:
The same thing that Rosie O'Donnel and Barbra Streissand did.
In article , [email] (Yoni Kramel) writes:
Do you know how hard it is to rhyme Teresa?