Cartman's father is a visitor!

I know that this has been brought up before but it's worth repeating. Signs do point to a visitor being Eric Cartman's father. In Cliffhanger, one can be seen hiding behind Chief Running Water on the right side. Even in Not Without My Anus, a visitor appears on the left hand side of the screen during a crowd scene in Tehran. To go back to Cliffhanger, during Chef's flashback of the Drunken Barn Dance, a cow appears to have been startled by something and moves. In the first 2 flashbacks, the cows don't move at all. Perhaps this cow had seen a visitor. Remember that cows are scared of visitors and always run away from them up until they make friendly contact with one another in Cartman Gets An Anal Probe. An alien visitor being Cartman's father makes sense when you remember Cartman being dragged through the hallway of his house and had been given an anal probe. Perhaps the visitor came back to check up on his son and the anal probe was done to see if there was any superior intelligence in a half human half alien lifeform. Unfortunately in Eric's case, there wasn't any intelligence in his big-boned brain. Impregnating the drunk Mrs. Cartman was perhaps just a scientific experiment on the part of the visitors to see if mixing the DNA of a human being and an alien would bring about a superior being (which Cartman definitely isn't) like in the movie Species which would explain why Natasha Henstridge was brought in as a guest voice. Look for the April 22nd episode to be mostly a flashback episode showing various clips from the first season episodes that link the visitor as Eric's dad. Stranger things have happened in South Park. We'll just wait and see. I just love a good mystery!

If so, I just hope that they reveal John Elway is a visitor. After all, he's a quarterback who doesn't seem to age, and he was involved in the car dealership business... yep, all signs point in that direction...

Lee