What color is their hair?

Aug 7, 199819 posts by 12 posters
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Toni

Yes, a stupid question, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who's wondered. What color is their hair under their hats (and Kenny's hood)? It's hard to tell from their parents, for their moms and dads have different colored hair too. My guess so far is that Cartman has blonde hair (though his mom has brown hair) and Kenny has brown hair. What do you all think? Toni

GUMPELSToni

You can never tell. It's like Kenny's face, one of those things that can be so trivial (of course, Kenny's face is a little less trivial then hair color but..) but hidden so often you can't help but be curious. I'd actually say Cartman's hair is brown, as is his mom and Ms. Crabtree's hair..for some reason I think that Ms. Crabtree is his mom, both overweight, loudmouthed bitches (the one difference is that Cartman is cool doing it) with a rather strange interior. But then that's not what this post is about, is it? I guess to give an answer, we don't know, and we'll probably never know.

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I imagine Kyle's hair is either dark brown or black, he's Jewish, you know. For some reason I think Kenny's hair is either brown or red, I think Cartman's a blond, and Stan's a brown. ========================

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ToniLEESPAM2

Hmmm.this is pretty close to my guess. I think I vision Cartman as a blonde because I think of Trey whenever I see Cartman. I think Kenny has brown hair because his brother does. Kyle and Stan most likely have black/ brown hair. I wonder why they don't show their hair color? Do Trey and Matt want to keep it as much of a mystery as Kenny's face, just for fun? Cartman wore his hat even while he was swimming in "Summer Sucks". Toni

LEESPAM2 wrote:

BartronToni

Cartman does seeem like he would be a blond....*but*:

Remember when he's dressed like the rapper when he thinks Chef is his father? He's got a big flat-top hairdo which is black. That's assuming it's his real hair of course :)

Bartron wrote:

...which it isn't, 'cause it's a wig. Chef eventually removes it ("Take that damn wig off!")

When he's dressed as Hitler, his hair is black, but that might be a wig also.

Hmm...yes, that's right. And when they take the wig off he still has his hat on underneath it.

D'oh.
ToniBartron

That rapper wig Cartman wore is similar to Kid's hairdo from Kid and Play. Does anybody remember, or even know them? Has anyone ever seen the "House Party" movies? Or is it just me? Toni

Bartron wrote:

Mr PsychoToni

On Fri, 07 Aug 1998 21:37:46 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:

yeah i remember them, they used to show the cartoon on tv for ages but stopped a couple of years ago (uk) i remember seeing part of one of those houseparty movies, don't remember anything bout it though. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if you talk to god, you are praying; if god talks to you, you have schizophrenia (Thomas Szasz)

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ToniGUMPELS

GUMPELS wrote:

Hmm...Ms. Crabtree as Cartman's mom? I can't imagine why or how these two ladies would have ever hooked up, but in this show, anything's possible. I can see him doing another outburst:"No...NO!!!!!! NO GOD NO!!!!"

Toni

In article , "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:

Well, Kyle was modeled after Trey, and Stan after Matt. Therefore I would say Kyle's is brown, and Stan's is blonde. I don't know about Cartman, but maybe, for his Hitler costume, the black hair wasn't a wig.

Martin

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Martin Hazelbower wrote:

You have it backwards...Kyle was modeled after Matt (probably because they are both Jewish), and Stan was modeled after Trey.

In article , Albert Kennedy wrote:

Oh well. The Rolling Stone with SP in it has fed me false information, I reckon.

Martin

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Cartman has black hair. Remember the Halloween show? That was his hair color.

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On 10 Aug 1998 21:03:52 GMT, [email] (RickyardoX) wrote:

Could've been a wig because Hitler had black hair.

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Someone back me up here but I have never pictured the scamps with hair myself. I always used to look at them and immediately think of Charlie Brown's big bald head.

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HotForTreyToni

Kyle - I think he has red hair since his mother is so, ahem, dominant Stan - Brown Kenny - Brownish red, like his brother (or maybe my tele is acting up) Cartman - We have seen him with an afro and with slick black Hitler hair. I would say his hair is bright blonde.

Needless to say, none of them would have sun-induced highlights since they wear their caps and mittens year round, even to bed and the loo.

In article , "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:

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Ms. Toni Dimayuga wrote:

I think youre right, Cartman is blond. My bet is that Stan and Kyle both have brown, and that Kenny is bald.

Hmm....Kenny's bald because his family couldn't afford shampoo, and when Kenny was sent home from school one day because of head lice, his parents decided to just shave his head. That's why he wears that hood all the time- he's embarassed of his hairless noggin.

Toni

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