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Just curious, but who is Patrick Duffy? Who is Cathy Lee Gifford? Who is Brian Boitano?

And you have been living where....under a rock?? patrick Duffy is a horrible tv "actor", he was on such tv programs as DALLAS, THE MAN FROM ATLANTIS, and currently (at least I think it's still on tv) STEP BY STEP. Brian Boitano is a figure skater...i think he was an olympic medalist (don't follow figure skating much...it's for wusses). And everyone knows who Kathie Lee Gifford is...she's the anti-christ.

-Laura

Wait a minute... I thought that was Cody?

"Max" wrote:

<&>Laura wrote <&>> And everyone knows who Kathie Lee Gifford is...she's the anti-christ. <&>> <&>> -Laura <&> <&>Wait a minute... I thought that was Cody?

I thought it was supposed to be Bill Gates...

Kha0s

To bring you to your knees and inflict massive unforgivable pain. That is the true meaning of terror. Your pain is my pleasure.

Max wrote:

No... Cody is the SPAWN of the Antichrist.

Jake

Um... Until South Park, I had never heard of Patrick Duffy nor Brian Boitano, so leave me under my rock.

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Under-rated television actor.

Um. Talk show host. Her husband got caught with a paid prostitute who later modeled on the cover of Playboy.

Olympic ice skater. Very gay.

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Hmm. What show(s)?

That must be why I haven't heard of her. I avoid that sort of thing.

Okay.

Another one: who's David Caruso?

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Under-rated implies he's a better actor than most people think. This does NOT apply to TV's Patrick Duffy, star of TV series "Man from Atlantis" and "Dallas". He's on another show too. To quote the kids from South Park:

Kyle:"Patrick Duffy, damnit Cartman, that's not scary!" Cartman:"What do you mean? Have you ever seen 'Step By Step'?"

Starred in the first season of NYPD Blue. A big hit. He got a big head. Left the show to become a movie star. How did that go? He's on a TV show on CBS now, fer chrissakes. Hence "Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!"

I am getting trolled here? What are the odds that someone had never heard of either Patrick Duffy, Kathie Lee-Gifford, THE Brian Boitano, or David Caruso.

If he asks who Hitler was I'll know I've been trolled...

Mark Grudinoff [email]

"How could he be mad with such pretty hair and suck rosy cheeks?"

On Wed, 19 Nov 1997 17:22:25 -0600, [email] offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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You're being trolled. Either that or there's another Gregory Loren Hansen with the same sig as the one who posted to this thread.

You missed John Stamos.

I actually had to have my little brother explain to me who Brian Boitano was. I feel so old.

--Elocutus

Patrick Duffy plays the dad on "step by step", also suzanne summers plays the mom on the show. It is a horrible,corny, low budget show.

Gregory Loren Hansen ([email]) asked: GLH>Patrick Duffy ... What show(s)?

"Man from Atlantis", "Dallas", "Step by Step"...

GLH>Who is Cathy Lee Gifford?

Stace Hillenbrand ([email]) answered: SH>Um. Talk show host.

"Regis and Kathy Lee"

SH>Her husband

Frank Gifford, whose penis is but a third the size of Chef's.

SH>got caught with a paid prostitute who later modeled on the cover of SH>Playboy.

Kathy Lee also got some bad PR for running a sweatshop (which was referred to on the SP episode).

On 19 Nov 1997 02:55:17 GMT, [email] (Stace Hillenbrand) wrote:

You saying there's something wrong with being happy a lot? :)

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Gregory Loren Hansen ([email]) asked: GLH>Just curious, but who is Patrick Duffy?

TV's Patrick Duffy? From "Step by Step"? Come on, they explained this one... Although he's most famous for being on "Dallas"...

What color is the sky on your planet?

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Patrick Duffy = 2 bit actor biggest claim to fame starred in evening soap opera. Now stars in kids comedy show. Parents owned liquor store and where brutally beaten to death during robbery. :-) Cathy Lee Gifford = Self righteous airhead who does morning coffee show with regis filburn(?). Talked about her happy home life all the time until her husband was filmed copping a feel off some has been stewardess who set him up for money from gossip rag. Denied her clothes were made in sweatshops by little kids til the films came out. Then tried to blame Michael Jordan saying he did it to. Brian Boitono = considered the standard of excellence in mens figure skating for some years. Speaks with heavy lisp. Had cancer or aids or something recently.

Must have a life or something.

-Jeem, Could use a picture of sparky raping another dog to put net kooks picture on.

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I've just been realizing that I don't know ANY of the celebrities that pop up in South Park. NONE of them! I don't know who that fat lady in Ethiopia was, or that gay lady who has concerts, or the guy Ike was imitating when he jumped out of the flying saucer, or that one guy who's brother sings "Loving You"... I can't think of any others right now, but if you can think of anyone that I forgot, I can pretty much guarantee that I don't know anything about them.

I know who Jesus, Santa Claus, and Frosty are. That's about it.

What, are you living in the Bio-Dome, or are you only seven years old? Granted a lot of those "celebs" are past their peak, but Sally Struther's Save The Children ads STILL RUN! And with the "guy Ike was imitating" (taking a career dive) having a highly-touted NEW SHOW this fall, there was plenty of press about him. Are you really living with your head in a hole, or did you just write this to see who would fall for it and chew you out? If so, this fish bit! Oh, and Minnie Ripperton sang "Loving You", but since that was about 23 years ago, you're forgiven for that. I sure wish I could FORGET ever hearing it!

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You just must be REALLY young...or you're poor like Kenny and never had a TV!!!!!!

	Gary M.   :^)

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Sally Struthers (the fat woman in Ethiopia) used to be on "All In the Family" as Gloria. David Caruso (who Ike imitated by saying, "It's my turn now.") was on NYPD Blue and left to pursue a movie career. He made one movie called "Jade", which sucked bit, sweaty moose balls (not to put too fine a point on it.) and then faded into well-deserved obscurity.

--Elocutus font of trivial knowledge

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Does she do Ethiopia commercials now, or is she fat? Or is all that stuff that was just made up for South Park?

Thanks. I haven't watched those shows, and usually don't pay much attention to who's acting, anyway.

Most of the celebrity appearances on South Park are decidedly unflattering. Do the celebrities give permission? Do they know what to expect?

I know who Elton John is. I saw him on that pig and elephant episode.

[email] (Gregory Loren Hansen) wrote:

She wasn't fat on All In The Family. She is now fat. She is now doing the Ethiopia commercials.

--- Jason [email]

(formerly [email])

"Okay children, Englebert Humperdinck was the first man on the moon, who was the second?" -Mr. Garrison

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She's now doing commercials for the Christian Children's Fund and, yes, has ballooned to about twice what she weighed on AITF, particularly incongruous since she's working with an organization that fights against starvation.

Generally speaking, public figures do not have to give their permission for a use of their name and image that is obviously a parody. Other than Jay Leno (who did his own voice) I would strongly suspect that none of them have given their permission.

--Elocutus

that's because she stole all of the ethiopians snackey cakes

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On Fri, 28 Nov 1997 14:51:44 -0600, Elocutus of Borg offered this unto Shub-Internet:

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David Caruso was also in Kiss of Death. I liked Jade, especially the ending. It was so dark and sinister.

Gregory Loren Hansen wrote:

Don't forget Tina Yothers... She was on Family Ties (NBC sitcom from the '80s with Michael J Fox, Michael Gross, etc.). She played Jennifer (originally the youngest child until the introduction of Andrew several seasons later).

who can forget Elton John how else would an elephant and pig get in the mood

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How old are you to not know who they are? Not that any of them are that great but who has never heard of Kathy Lee Gifford?

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