How Mr. Hankey can kill Kenny

First he walk to Kenny. Then he would make Kenny eat him and since he's a turd, Kenny gets poisoned and dies. Then Stan and Kyle say their usual lines. And last Mr. Hankey comes out of Kenny's butt covered with Kenny spit and says "Howdy Ho"!

On 13 Aug 1998 20:29:00 GMT, [email] (Jtm3k) wrote:

It's been done. Try again.

----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.

"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"

"Hello... my name is Berg... and I'm addicted to messing with Pete." - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place

Lone Wolf (Chris Baile) wrote:

Where has it been done? -Toni

On Thu, 13 Aug 1998 16:29:48 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:

I dunno. I was grasping at straws.

----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"

"Hello... my name is Berg... and I'm addicted to messing with Pete." - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place

That's gross...really, really gross...sounds like something they would do though...

Shabazz

In article , [email] (Jtm3k) wrote:

a turd,

That's pretty sick dude. Perhaps you should seek treatment for your fecophilia, mmkay?

Martin Hazelbower wrote:

Yeah, he may be obsessed with mookie stinks. -Toni

Jtm3k wrote:

Dogs eat their own excrement all the time. The only way for Mr. Hankey to kill Kenny is if you leave him outside long enough to freeze. Then jam him through Kenny's eyes (like the scene in Die Hard 2 where John McLaine jams the icicle through the terrorist's eye).

Peace, VInce Yim

Kenny could choke to death... on a thawed Mr Hankey

Hiro Protagonist wrote in message ...

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How about Kenny accidentally steps on Mr.Hankey and slips? Then Kenny falls head-first into the toilet and drowns. Then Stan and Kyle say their lines, and Mr.Hankey reconstitutes himself ... hey. He *IS* a magical turd,after all,right???

Or...Kenny could accidentally eat Mr.Hankey(assuming Mr.H has something like e.coli,or Ebola),and then die a horrible,screaming death...

Oh,well. I tried...

You sick, little, basterd!