Idea for Kenny's death

How about getting him to strangle himself to death on a towel dispensing machine in the school washroom like some stupid kids do in real life? ;)

No way..not with the cheap paper towels we have at my school!!! They'd rip. Here your best bet would be to jump out of a 3 story window. -me

What about him 'accidently' trying out a dildo on himself? It could burrow it's way up through his body and out his head. It certainly would be sick but it would sure as hell be amusing!

Stumpy " A party in a can" Grasshopper

Bill K. wrote in message ...

I got one!

Roger Ebert sits on him. "He had the blackest eyes. The devil's eyes" Donald Pleasance in "Halloween"

He jumps onto a bicycle without a seat and it impales him up the ass. Ouch. ;)

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Somebody else here suggested something similar to that but with Mr. Hankey instead of a dildo going the other way.

kenny falls into a trash compactor

Hmm....I'm getting closer and closer to putting ALL webtver's on my killfile! DON'T POST BIANARIES! -me

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Matthew Coyle

On Mon, 19 Oct 1998 18:15:47 -0400, Matthew Coyle wrote:

Are those the same Orioles who didn't make the playoffs and are about to lose a certain second baseman to free agency?

Scenes We'd Like To See:

The _South Park_ crew gets invited to Jay Leno's show, just like in the non-canonical clip. Jay's other guest is Brian Mulroney. He, like Jay Leno, turns out to be a mutant with an extensible chin.

They both turn the same way and accidentally wedge poor Kenny between their chins, but because Mulroney is Canadian, he has a hinged head. Its lower half pushed backwards slightly, so Kenny avoids impalement.

After the show, Mulroney GSTs Kenny to death instead!

Stumpy the Grasshopper wrote in message ...

|What about him 'accidently' trying out a dildo on himself? It could burrow |it's way up through his body and out his head. It certainly would be sick |but it would sure as hell be amusing!

He's only eight years old! What are you, some kind of prevert?

Well what is Kenny? Is he not some kind of pervert?

Are you a dick becase you want to be, or did your father molest you when you were a small child (If you are not still one) and your taking out your anger on people putting up semi-good points?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But unlike you, some people can ignore it and get over it without whining like a little bitch.

Go post your "touche" worthy points on alt.jokes.tasteless. If that newsgroup doesn't exist, well we're all just shit out of luck. I guess we all have to get over it. Try it!! It really pisses less people off.

Lyruum

Lyruum writes this bit...

Sorry,who are you replying to(you didn't say as far as I can tell) how is your name pronounced?

This is south park you pervert. And the certain "eight year old" your talking about has been "thought" to have said some stuff much worse than you could even think of! -me

In article , "Bill K." wrote:

Those'd have to be *really* strong paper towels there, Billy.

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[email] wrote:

I'm not talking about paper towels. I'm talking about those machines that leave a portion of a roll of cloth towel dangling out for you to wipe your hands on. And some kids have actually killed themselves by trying to ride in them. That's why I thought it would be good but tasteless satire.

In article , "Bill K." wrote:

Ohhhhh. I was thinking that paper towels were kinda a weak strangling device. I don't know why kids would try to ride machines, though (aw, heck, kids are just plain *WEIRD* :) ).

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