Survey Results

heat wrote:

well either way he would have to be a S.O.B.

I must say i was a bit disappointed with the mere 21 responses. I knoe there's more people than that reading this group. Anyway, here's the results:

Age

Average - 24.9 Youngest - 12 Oldest - 54

Me - 17

Gender

Male - 15 Female - 6

Me - Should be obvious, but if it's not, I'll quote Brodie Bruce:"I'm all man!"

Favorite Character

Cartman - 8 Kenny - 4 Chef - 3 Mr. Garrison - 1 Terrance & Phillip - 1 The Cows - 1 Jimbo - 1 Kyle - 1 Stan - 1

Me - Kevin

Favorite Episode

Tom's Rhinoplasty - 7 Cliffhanger - 4 Cartman Get an Anal Probe - 3 Death - 1 Pink Eye - 1 Starvin' Marvin - 1 Mecha Streisand - 1 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - 1 Spirit of Christmas - 1 Mr. Hankey - 1

Me - SOXmas. I'm rather surprised that SOXmas didn't get more votes. I guess Cliffhanger and Tom's Rhinoplasty are in recent memory, so that could explain they're popularity.

King Kahmehameha or King Kong Mega Mega

King Kahmehameha - 15 King Kong Mega Mega - 4

Me, in case you've missed my tirades - King Kahmehameha

Was Miss Ellen really gay?

Yes - 13 No - 6

Me - No. I think Chef was just trying to coverup that he had been turned down by Miss Ellen.

Will Kenny return for the conclusion of Cliffhanger?

Yes - 18 No - 2

Me - Yes

Who is Cartman's father?

Mr. Broflofski - 2 Officer Barbrady - 2 The Broncos - 1 John Elway - 1 Kevin - 1 Someone unknown - 1 The Aliens - 1 Kevin - 1 Ned - 1 Kitty - 1 Chef - 1 Principal Victoria - 1 Jesus - 1 Mr. Hat - 1 The last guy slingshoted in Death - 1 Jimbo - 1 Perhaps most frightening of all, I got a vote for Cartman's father. As my alter-ego Bob the Soul Crusher, but a vote nonetheless.

Me - Tempted as I am to vote for myself, I'm rooting for Kevin. I don't think it'll end up being Kevin, I think it'll be Barbrady, but I want Kevin to be the father.

Well, that's the survey. I'm disappointed that more people didn't answer, but it's their loss. Look for the next survey after the end of season 2, or during a sizeable break in said season.

***NOTE*** For the mathematically gifted out there, yes some of the numbers don't add up. Some people just didn't answer some of the questions.

if you really were cartmans dad would that make him a S.O.B. (son of a bob)

No Mr Mayor, you got the wrong Bob, it is Bob Saget that is Cartman's dad

On Tue, 10 Mar 1998 19:52:20 -0600, Frank Rizzo offered this unto Shub-Internet:

Frank, thank you for brightening my day. This had me laughing for a good 5 minutes. Coincidentaly<sp?>, for my pyschology class we have to carry aroud a 'baby' all day for a week. I guess that makes my kid a SOB.

-> > > > Perhaps most frightening of all, I got a vote for Cartman's -> father. > > > As my alter-ego Bob the Soul Crusher, but a vote -> nonetheless. > > -> > > if you really were cartmans dad would that make him a S.O.B. -> > > (son of a bob) -> > -> > No Mr Mayor, you got the wrong Bob, it is Bob Saget that is -> Cartman's dad -> well either way he would have to be a S.O.B.

<insert rimshot here>

-> >if you really were cartmans dad would that make him a S.O.B. -> >(son of a bob) -> -> Frank, thank you for brightening my day. This had me laughing for a -> good 5 minutes. Coincidentaly<sp?>, for my pyschology class we have -> to carry aroud a 'baby' all day for a week. I guess that makes my -> kid a SOB. -> -- -> Ia Shub-Internet, Black Goat of a Thousand Servers!

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I think Cartmans dad is Bill Clinton it would fit in because bill clinton likes slutty women.

Reverend Bob wrote in article ...

uuuummmm..... Was bill clinton in the room? I don't think so, and just because he is going through political attack is no reason to arbitrarily attack him. You should go to alt.politics.stupidtheories.

I once cried cause' I had no shoes, Until i cut off a mans feet.

Hmdoc wrote:

uhoh some one is a clinton supporterand it sounds like he likes bill to

because he is going through political attack is no reason to >arbitrarily attack him. You should go to alt.politics.stupidtheories.

He could have been. It would be just like the liberal press to choose a camera angle that does not show him or the Arkansas State Troopers in the room ;^) .

BUT, it still wouldn't make sense. Even if the Governor of AK/Prez had a reason to be in SP on those two occasions, and even though Cartman's mom is a slut, her hair is not nearly poofed out enough and she wears way to little makeup to interest him!

I did get a kick out of the Tom Selleck theory though.

Russ

Yeah, but he also likes 'em real ugly. I mean did you ever get a good look at a picture of Paula Jones?? To say that she's ugly is the understatement of the year. Also, Ms. Cartman isn't fat like Monica Lewinsky.Seems like Bill is a chubby chaser as well. So therefore Bill Clinton couldn't possibly be Cartman's father, because Ms Cartman seems to be neither far nor ugly.

Laura

I would beg to differ. Ms. Cartman was'nt chubby THEN but she is now, I guess
she never quite recovered from having Cartman.
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Point taken, but she's still a lot smaller than tubby Lewinsky.

Laura

well yes of course I concede THAT part. Hows your brother Joe?