Hello... [tap tap] Is it on?

Hi, everyone. I'm bad at intros and, um, new to this newsgroup. I go around as Geno N64.

Everyone: Hi, Geno N64.

Maybe you know me from SnowCalico's fanfic site?

[Crickets chirp.]

Understandable; I've been archived for two months. Anyway, I'm not a spammer or anti South Parker, just so you know. I love the show and write SP fanfic. Uh... [checks her paper] Oh, yeah. I don't bite, I've had all my shots, I'm user friendly, fortified with eight vitamins and minerals, and cost less than the other leading brands.

[Takes a deep breath.]

I guess that's all I have to say for now. See ya.

I've read all the 'fics, which one is yours? Oh, and welcome to the newsgroup.

10 Things You Should Never Do On alt.tv.southpark

10. Deny that Trey and Matt are lurking on the newsgroup. C.S. (Chauvlin Stegosauvlin), Madame Guillotine (screen name 'LilRose33') and the Lady Marguerrite (me) will be on you in 10 seconds, pointing fingers. Don't ask who we are, don't ask how we got our names (which can be recognized, if you're a fan of obscure Broadway shows, if obscure is the right word for it) and don't ask what we're doing. I'm not sure myself.

• Act, in any way, like Trey and Matt. See above for reasons.

8. Try asking a really *deep* question, show-related or not show-related. <remembers the poor guy asking innocently about why Kenny deserved death>

7. Say that kids should not be watching the show (this applies to any reason that you may decide to mention). Every ng member under 18 will be at your throat, with me in the lead.

6. Try to talk about anything intelligent during reruns. It doesn't happen. Only when we have new episodes do we come to life. Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

What happened to the other "5 things never to do...etc...etc..etc"? (He asked with that knowing grin ;) )

And yes...obscure would be an apt description of those shows.

THE Sandman.

Wipe the grin off your face and see my other post. Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

I don't see any other post....maybe my server is going nuts again......

THE Sandman.

I have sent this post before it was completed. Here are the last 5..

5. Flame Kenny or Cartman. They are both cool. Those who are not Kenny fans are Cartman fans. Some are both. Ooh! Fanfic idea! (Sorry, I'm prone to do that sometimes..)

4. Flame people because of their opinions. It is bad. Don't do it as a general rule...mmkay? (I couldn't resist)

• Never ever ever ever *ever* bring up the following topics:

A. Age (see original post) B. What Kenny says in the opening theme song C. Drugs D. What Cartman says in the opening theme song E. Weither it is 'King Kamayah-maya' or 'King Kong mega mega'.

2. Do not diss BASEketball, and if you must, give *good reasons* for your dislike of BASEketball. (This should apply for every topic)

• DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!

Note: I do not assume you will do half of these things. I just want to warn you. Coming soon, '10 Things You *Should* Do On alt.tv.southpark' <can hear the Cartman-like cries of 'Noooo, no, God, no!'>

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Who the f*ck do you think you are telling people what to do you stupid little underage b*tch?? I love the show but you make me want to flame it cuz you demand every one to do what you say.. We will do what we want. You do not own this group. SO GO TO BED KIDS.... LET US ADULTS WATCH THIS ADULT CARTOON..

PS... Just to piss you off (Matt and Trey ARE NOT ON THIS NEWS GROUP.

Ok, where to begin.....

1) You didn't get the joke.....twit. 2) You're insulting someone who has displayed an intellect far superior to yours. 3) You are clearly a victim of the immaturity you try to displace unto another....so take your own advice and go to bed. 4) You should really talk to your doctor about increasing the dosage on your Paxil prescription. 5) You have so raised my ire with this post that I can only respond by breaking the cardinal rule of feeding a troll...but at least i can hope you choke on the meal.

My apologies to the rest of the ng for feeding this twit, but sometimes stupidity just pisses me off.

THE Sandman.

I Dont take Paxil, its Vicodin thank you very much. If your so smart then why dident you see that my post was a smart ass responce (mocking the flamers) to his/her smart ass post (mocking the over protective southpark fan) I dident mean to piss anyone off i was just having fun as was he/she...all i can say is sorry.

Yeesh..I did it again. Forgive me!

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Excuse me, but that little list was meant to be taken tounge-in-cheek, and Geno N64, under 18, seemed to understand that a hell of a lot better than you. If anyone makes South Park fans look bad, it's got to be you, cursing when there is no need to and blowing up to the point where I *know* you missed this morning's dose of pills. If I had a killfile, I would definatly use it. Right now. What have you posted here other than screaming? I mark you down as 'troll'. Which means I have just contradicted myself by feeding you. Oh, the irony!

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

I should have introduced myself in a similar manner when I first entered this realm, but no, what did I do? I just jumped in and ended up in one flame war after the other! My bad. I will heed these rules from now on to the best of my ability and be a good little SP ng member. Honest engine :) Toni

GUMPELS wrote:

<<I've read all the 'fics, which one is yours? Oh, and welcome to the newsgroup. >>

Cartman's Lackey and Eric Powers: International Man of Obesity. The other story was called Erica Namrtrac, and I'm working on three others(yes, all at once) - Ike's Revenge (I wasn't sane when I started it), Big Gay Al's Big Gay Day (courtesy of South Park: Peanuts Gone Bad), and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: South Park Style (I can't think of a better title. It was gonna be South Parker's Guide to the Galaxy at first). I haven't posted any fanfics here, but the first two are archived at SnowCalico's site. If you want me to post them here, please ask (I'm not gonna force it down your throats!).

That's a mouthful for my third post, huh? Sorry. SP Fanfics are my current obsession.

Hi, Where can I find your fanfics to read? The titles alone sound funny. Toni

BuluSequel wrote:

<< Hi, Where can I find your fanfics to read? The titles alone sound funny. Toni >>

Much applause. I loved those 'fics.

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

<< Much applause. I loved those 'fics. >>

Really? Thanks!

Actually, Toni, I said that.

<< 10. Deny that Trey and Matt are lurking on the newsgroup. C.S. (Chauvlin Stegosauvlin), Madame Guillotine (screen name 'LilRose33') and the Lady Marguerrite (me) will be on you in 10 seconds, pointing fingers. Don't ask who we are, don't ask how we got our names (which can be recognized, if you're a fan of obscure Broadway shows, if obscure is the right word for it) and don't ask what we're doing. I'm not sure myself. >>

I'm safe there.

<< 9. Act, in any way, like Trey and Matt. See above for reasons. >>

No, I just admire their work. Who wants a planet with nothing but a bunch of 20 something wannabees going "dude" every two seconds? On second thought...

<< 8. Try asking a really *deep* question, show-related or not show-related. <remembers the poor guy asking innocently about why Kenny deserved death> >>

Um, I'll try. I'll mostly lurk (see, I read some of the guidelines; too bad I have the attention span of Cartman) but on occasion, I'll post.

<< 7. Say that kids should not be watching the show (this applies to any reason that you may decide to mention). Every ng member under 18 will be at your throat, with me in the lead. >>

Hey, don't all kill me at once! I'm 16 and not ABOUT to say that!

<< 6. Try to talk about anything intelligent during reruns. It doesn't happen. Only when we have new episodes do we come to life. >>

I usually don't post a great deal, like I said.

<< 5. Flame Kenny or Cartman. They are both cool. Those who are not Kenny fans are Cartman fans. Some are both. Ooh! Fanfic idea! (Sorry, I'm prone to do that sometimes..) >>

Cartman got the spotlight for my first 3 fanfics and Kenny's my third fave character (after Pip and Kyle).

<< 4. Flame people because of their opinions. It is bad. Don't do it as a general rule...mmkay? (I couldn't resist) >>

M'kay, uh, I don't like flaming anyway, 'mkay? (Me neither)

<< 3. Never ever ever ever *ever* bring up the following topics:

A. Age (see original post) B. What Kenny says in the opening theme song C. Drugs D. What Cartman says in the opening theme song E. Weither it is 'King Kamayah-maya' or 'King Kong mega mega'. >>

I don't like any of those topics. They're all retarded and have been run into the ground by every single South Park newsgroup/mailing lost/message board I've seen.

<< 2. Do not diss BASEketball, and if you must, give *good reasons* for your dislike of BASEketball. (This should apply for every topic) >>

No problems there.

<< 1. DON'T FEED THE TROLLS! >>

I never do! YES! I passed the test!

Oh, sorry...I think your original message was removed or something. I guess it has expired. Your entrance to this ng is certainly a lot better and smarter than mine. At any rate, hi there, anad welcome! :) Toni (who attracted flames like cowpies do to flies as a newbie message poster)

BuluSequel wrote:

<< Oh, sorry...I think your original message was removed or something. I guess it has expired. >>

Already?? I put it up yesterday! I must be doing something horribly, horribly wrong.

<< Your entrance to this ng is certainly a lot better and smarter than mine. >>

[WHEEP WHEEP! WARNING: NEWBIE QUESTION IN PROGRESS!] What's NG mean?

<<At any rate, hi there, anad welcome! :) >>

Hi, and thanks very much.

<< Toni (who attracted flames like cowpies do to flies as a newbie message poster) >>

Always put up an eye catching disclaimer. That way, the flamers can find you faster.

~ Geno N64, author of sucky fanfic and not much else

BuluSequel wrote:

Hmm...it might just be my computer. It's a slow, archaic POS. It might not have downloaded everything at once. I don't know, I'm not really net savvy.

Just short for newsgroup.

EEK!!!! Oh no, not me. I'm gonna try not to get in the way of flamers again. I just wanna make some friends :) See? I'm smiling!

Toni (who'll try to keep her fat keyboard shut from now on)

<< Hmm...it might just be my computer. It's a slow, archaic POS. It might not have downloaded everything at once. I don't know, I'm not really net savvy. >>

That could be it. Or you aren't looking at it as "List all"

<< Just short for newsgroup. >>

Thanks!

<< EEK!!!! Oh no, not me. I'm gonna try not to get in the way of flamers again. I just wanna make some friends :) See? I'm smiling! >>

You've made one :-)

<< Toni (who'll try to keep her fat keyboard shut from now on) >>

LOL

Right now, we're just laying low. Or at least, I'm just laying low. More to come in late August, possibly not until early September. (Obscure's not the right word-- that describes a musical like "Carrie" or "Blithe Spirits", or even "Pacific Overtures", I guess-- but I'm not sure what the right word is, off hand, so obscure'll do, for now. 20 years from now, it might be obscure, but a musical CAN'T be obscure while it's still running on Broadway. It just can't.)

--C. S.

P.S. Most things DON'T taste like chicken. That's just a myth. Crocodile tastes like chicken, but rabbit, deer and buffalo, e.g., don't.