Open Letter to Mr. Parker and Mr. Stone

Apr 8, 199810 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.southpark
10 posts

As a Canadian I am deeply offended by your April 1st episode of "Sout Park". Nothing could be further from the truth from your implication that the only famous Canadian was Celiene Dion. You could have mentioned... or um hmmm actually you're right. Carry on.

actually wasn't jim carrey from canada and michael j. fox.. and then there's the entire cast from Kids in the Hall.. dustin

Raymond Nichols wrote in article ...

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Famous Canadians: 1. Jim Carrey 2. Peter Jennings 3. Dan Ackroyd 4. Wayne Gretzky 5. Celine Dion 6. Marcel Dionne 7. Jack Kent Cooke 8. Steve Yzerman 9. Michael J. Fox 10. SCTV Cast (Martin Short, John Candy et al) 11. Kids in the Hall Cast 12. Ray Bourque 13. Norm MacDonald 14. SNL Producer... What's 'is name...

Anyone else care to continue? I'm wiped for now...

On 9 Apr 1998, Bradley Scott Newman wrote:

  • Neve Campbell
  • Mike Meyers
  • William Shatner
  • Paul Shaffer
  • Donald Sutherland
  • James Cameron
  • Steven Wright(I think)
  • Alex Trebeck
....etc

Tracy

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On Thu, 9 Apr 1998 15:28:25 -0700, Tracy Deuel wrote:

Here's a massive list of famous Canadians. Just for the hell of it.

Bryan Adams - Sings "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" Paul Anka - Sang "Diana" and many more. Corey Hart - Gave us "I Wear my Sun Glasses at Night" and many others. Paul Shaffer - He doesn't sing, but plays a mean keyboard. Ashley McIsaac - Same as above, but does a meaner fiddle. Tom Cochrane - Life is a Highway, Ragged Ass Road Kim Mitchell - I Am a Wild Party, Patio Lantrens et al. Robbie Robertson Leonard Cohen Neil Young Dan Hill Roch Voisine - Recently released Kissing Rain Gordon Lightfoot Percy Faith Stompin' Tom Conners David Foster Snow Daniel Lanois - Produced U2's, The Joshua Tree Jeff Healy Paul Brandt Ian Tyson Charlie Major Bruce Cockburn Mitsou Alanis Morissette - Jagged Little Pill Deborah Cox Jane Siberry Jan Arden Shania Twain Michelle Wright Loreena McKinnett - Recently released Book of Secrets Lee Aaron Susan Aglukark k.d. lang Joni Mitchell Celine Dion - Unison et al. Anne Murray Kim Stockwood - Jerk Song Amanda Marshall - Birminghan Terri Clark Sarah McLachlan Natalie McMaster - Another mean fiddler Todd McFarlane - The man behind Spawn and SpiderMan Natasha Henstridge - Species and Maximum Risk, Ms. Ellen on Southpark Genevieve Bujold - Coma, Dead Ringers, Earthquake et al. Carole Laure - Get Out Your Hankerchiefs et al. Pascale Bussieres - Eldorado, When Night Is Falling Rachael Crawford - When Night Is Falling, Rude Mia Kirshner - Exotica, Love and Human Remains Margot Kidder - Super Man, where she played Lois Lane. Jill Hennessy - Law & Order Gloria Ruben - ER Kim Cattral - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Neve Campbell - Party of Five, The Craft, Wild Things Kathleen Robertson - Beverly Hills 90210 Helen Shaver - Starship Invasions Marie Dressler Deanna Dubin Catherine O'Hara - SCTV Tanto Cardinal - Dances with Wolfs Jessica Steen - Check out her site at Jessica Steen.com John Candy - The big funny man, may he rest in peace. Paul Gross - Due South William Shatner - Captain James Tiberious Kirk. James Doohan - "Scotty" Douglas Rain - The voice of HAL in 2001: A Space Odyessy. Dan Aykroyd Dave Thomas - SCTV Robin Ward - The Starlost Alex Trebek - Of Jeapordy fame. Willem Dafoe - Speed 2, Clear And Present Danger Martin Short Eugene Levy - SCTV Dana Carvey Howie Mandel Wilfred Brimley Tom Jackson Graham Greene - Dances with Wolfs Red Green Norm McDonald - Of SNL fame. Barry Morse - Space:1999, The Starlost John Colicos - The first ever Klingon Phil Hartman Matthew Perry - Friends Jason Priestly - Beverly Hills 90210 Keanu Reeves - Speed. Born in Beirut, but raised in Canada Kiefer Sutherland - Young Guns I and II, A Few Good Men, Donald Sutherland - Bethune, M*A*S*H* Raymond Burr Pierre Burton Jim/James Carrey - Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber Mike McDonald Jack Carson Tommy Chong - Of Cheech & Chong fame. Hume Cronyn Richard Day Michael J Fox - Back to the Future I/II/III, Family Ties, Spin City Christopher Reeves - Superman Superman was also created by a Canadian,

Christopher Plummer - The Sound of Music, Star Trek VI Saul Rubinek - Unforgiven, Nixon Alan Thicke - Growing Pains Rick Moranis - Uber Hoser. Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Ghostbusters I/II Leslie Nielsen Mike Myers - Wayne's World I/II, Austin Powers Micheal Ironside - Top Gun, Sea Quest, StarShip Troopers Micheal Greyeyes - Firestorm Chris Owens - Plays Jeffery Spender on X-Files Nicholas Lea - Plays Alex Krycek on X-Files William Davis - Plays CSM on X-Files Dean Hagland - One of the Lone Gunmen on X-Files Tom Bradwood - One of the Lone Gunmen on X-Files Bruce Harwood - One of the Lone Gunmen on X-Files Linda Evangelista Eve Salvail Shalom Harlow Yasmeen Ghauri Pamela Anderson Shannon Tweed Tracy Tweed Carrie Leigh Kimberley Conrad Hefner Dorothy Straten David Cronenberg - Gave us Crash, Dead Ringers, Shivers James Cameron - Titanic, Terminator I/II, Aliens, True Lies et. al. Ivan Reitman - Ghostbusters, Home Alone, Meatballs, Twins, Allan Dwan - The Sands of Iwo Jima Norman Jewison - In The Heat Of The Night, Jesus Christ Superstar Lorne Michaels - Creator and Executive Producer of SNL Alexander Graham Bell - Invented the telephone. David Suzuki - Uber Environmentalist Gilles Villneuve - F1 racer. 1997 F1 Series World Champion Jacques Villneuve - Son of Gilles, the best young F1 deiver around. Paul Tracy - Races Indycars (CART). Greg Moore - Races Indycars (CART)

Donavon Bailey - The world's fastest human... no matter how much the US whines. 9.84sec.

Over Half of the NHL - Including Wayne Gretzky, Brett Hull, Mario Lemieux, Patrick Roy, Joe Sakic, Mark Messier and many many more.

There's more of course.

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