I know I said I'd work on Switchoff, but I'm stuck on it. So, I decided to start this one.
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_____________________ 4-6-1912. 2:32 P.M.
Cartman's house. Cartman is wearing 1912-type clothes, but is still wearing his hat. Same with his mom (dad?).
Cartman's mom (dad?): Here hun, I got us tickets on Titanic. Cartman: It's about freakin' time! Gimme those! On the tickets. They read "Second Class." Cartman: But mom, I wanted first class tickets! Cartman's mom: But we only have enough money for second class. Cartman: Ee, eeee, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Cartman's mom: Okay, I guess I'll be buying first class tickets now. (Leaves house) Cartman: Sweet.
4-6-1912. 2:43 P.M.
Ticket booth. On the ticket booth. A sign reads: One Day Only offer! Upgrade your second class tickets on TITANIC to first class for only three pounds!
Cartman's mom: I would like to upgrade two second class tickets to first class. Ticket guy: Uh-huh. Put your tickets here. (points to slot)
Ticket guy stamps tickets. On the tickets again. They read in red "UPGRADED TO FIRST CLASS"
4-6-1912, 3:01 P.M.
Cartman's house.
Cartman's mom: Here's your first class tickets, hun. Cartman: It's about freakin' time! Gimme those! Cartman sees "Upgraded to First Class" Cartman: Sweeet!
4-10-1912, 11:35 P.M.
On Kenny's family. They are wearing 1912-type clothes, but Kenny --you guessed it-- is still wearing his hood. And yes, they are still poor.
Kenny's mom: Well, Titanic leaves in twenty-five minutes. At least we can get close to some people who have some money. Kenny: Mffm... (Yeah...) Kenny sees some slips of paper lying on the ground. Kenny: Mff, mfffm fffm? (Hey, what are those?) He picks them up. Kenny: MMM MMM MFFFM MMM!!! (OH MY F[beep]ING GOD!!!) Kenny's dad: Are they tickets? Kenny's mom: Yeah, are they third-class tickets? Kenny: Mffm. (No.) Excitment among the McCormicks dies down. Kenny: Mff mm mmmf mmm fffm mff mfffffm. MMFMFM MMFM MFMFMF MFFFM! (I only said they weren't third class tickets. THEY ARE FIRST CLASS TICKETS!) On the tickets. They read "First Class". On the McCormicks again. The McCormicks start celebrating. Kenny: WOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO! Kenny's Dad: We're the luckiest people in the whole f[beep]ing world! Kenny's Mom: The only way I'd be luckier is if I wasn't married to you! Kenny's Dad: Shut the f[beep] up! Kevin(Kenny's brother): We're going to America! Kyle's dad, who happens to be standing nearby: ::looks at watch:: No, Titanic is going to America, in fifteen miuntes! The McCormicks realize this, grab everything they have (not a lot, trust me) and run for Titanic. Kyle's mom: If Titanic is leaving in fifteen minutes, we have to get there! (Note: The Broslofskis also have their tickets, first class, in fact.)
4-10-1912, 11:59 A.M.
The McCormicks are running to board Titanic. You can already see Kyle, Stan, and Cartman's families on the boat deck. They are wearing 1912-type clothing, but they're still wearing their traditional hats.
The McCormicks show their 1st class tickets, and run past the ticket taker. Just as everyone but Kenny is on, the ship starts to pull away.
Kenny: MFFM! (NO!) Kenny jumps, gets on, and some kind of lamp falls on his head. Stan sees this. Stan: Oh my god, they killed- Kenny gets up. Stan: Oh, never mind.
End of Part 1.
So, what do you think?