Well, I was lying awake last night, and out of nowhere this idea from the upcoming 'Kenny unhooded' episode came. Maybe Kenny dies somehow, the boys go through their usual routine and then leave the body, Kenny promptly rematerializes before the rats can get to him, so there's sort of two Kennys, a dead one and a live one, Kenny notices his corpse and looks a bit unsettled, and then removes the corpse's hood. That would be kinda interesting, I think...
Alyssa ('Lyssie')
when Kenny is finally unhooded it is revealed that he is an alien!
Shane
On Wed, 27 May 1998 17:14:49 +0100, "Shane" wrote:
I wish y'all would find another way to phrase that...It sounds like Kenny is getting circumcised too. ;0)
Deb
Took me a second to get that one. LOL!!
Jedi wrote in article ...
<stares blankly>
Someone enlighten this little 13yearold who doesn't get the joke here.
Alyssa (what's so funny?)
Kenny has a hood on right? ok.... well, if your not circumsised you can say the guy still has his "hood" on. Get it?
Now if you want me to get really technical, <takes in a deap breath> The small sheath of skin that covers an un-circumsised penis is sometimes reffered to as the hood. That extra flap of skin is what gets cut off during a bris.
This has been another public service provided to you by -Jedi ;-)
"Why am I always the one that has to explain these things to you children! Don't your parents teach you anything??!" -Chef
Alyssa wrote in message ...
yes but what is the name of the man who performs the bris and what special tool is used in oder to perform the ritual (i used to know) an molhol? lousy nuns make me forget all about my jewish heritege (we were all jewish if you go back far enough) hehehe
I know that is you save the fore skin you can make a wallet with it and then if you rub it you get a breifcase :)
Jedi wrote:
Mr Bean wrote in message ...
tool
nuns
back
Well since I'm not Jewish I couldn't really tell ya, is he called the pee pee wacker? Oh wait, that's something else, forget it. =)
then if
Wow, kinda like how you get stuff from Aladin's lamp by rubbing it. Hmm, maybe thats why many people are into the rubbing part. ehehehehe <keny style laugh> ;-)
-Jedi <going to bed cuz he gets way too nasty at this hour>
Jedi wrote in article ...
say
<sounding enlightened again> Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
children!
Alyssa
Has anyone ever told you that you're cute and brilliant? At the same time, I mean. If the answer is no, then I'm glad I threw the cute part in, even though I've never seen you and I'm going out on a limb. Not that the brilliant part should be overlooked, since I think your idea is brilliant. = )
I saw her first damnit! hehe ;-)
Christopher S. Carrig wrote in message ...
Personally, I think the idea is quite freaky and you guys are just going after her relentlessly because she is one of very few girl posting and you have little else in your lives meaningful. Especially in REAL life. She needs help and you guys need a date. I am, Asshole.
Flame me, but it is true.
Abernathy wrote in article ...
<raises an eyebrow> Freaky? This is South Park, dude, it's _supposed_ to be freaky.
you
<mocks this by opening and closing her hand in a 'moving mouth' motion, and making a goofy face while pretending to talk out one side of her mouth>
And proud of it, buddypal!
Is not.
Alyssa
Abernathy wrote in message ...
Dude, if you don't know the difference beetween a joke and an pickup attempt, then its you that needs the help. And what is this about going after her "relentlessly," I've been posting here for no more than 2 weeks, hardly enought time to have developped the reputation you have so kindly bestowed upon me, or to know how many females post here. And who are you to decide the meaningfullness (or lack of) of someone's life? you can't even understand a simple joke. Pathetic.
You certainly sound like one.
Allready did.
Dude. Sense of humor.
I need Help and a date are you free? ;) i have two cats. my cats breath smells like milk
Abernathy wrote:
Kwaimi wrote in article ...
<peers down from her seat in the rafters and smiles, thoroughly amused by this whole scenario>
Alyssa
hey im wearing my cast iron underwear go for it dude :)
Kwaimi wrote:
Must be hard to get confortable huh?
Mr Bean wrote in article ...
well it has a fleece lining and if youre gonna roshambone with somebody it helps to be prepared :)
Kwaimi wrote:
Jedi wrote in article ...
<raises eyebrows> Ooh, I'm being argued over? Wow, cool...is this what having smart ideas will getcha? hee hee...
Alyssa (who is jokingly referred to by her IRC friends as 'non-sexual')
Sh*t, Alyssa, you are a genius! Write that one!
As for 'Kenny unmasked' plots, I've got one in my head where somehow, Kenny has to find this mystical area of whatever that will help him find the answers to who he ist..meanwhile, the others haven't seen him for 3 weeks (as he is out on his quest) and opens his will as instructed, they then have to go find their individual "treasures" (probably gag stuff, Cartman recieving a collection of hippie crap, etc.)
i havnt really seen her but she has nice eyes :)
Jedi wrote:
Christopher S. Carrig wrote in article ...
Well, no. I've been called smart a couple times (I think), but never cute.
even
<giggles>
brilliant.
Thank you. Thank you very much. :)
Alyssa
So, you wanna fuck, slut?
What're you fat? I'll roll you over and spread your curls anyway...
Jedi wrote in article ...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
<goes on a mutant-Stan-like rampage at being called a 'slut'>
DON'T EVER CALL ME A SLUT!
<calms down somewhat>
grrrrr....
Alyssa (13 years old and not fond of the idea of sex)
ALYSA! I DID NOT WRITE THIS!
Some asshole think's he is being funny posting under my nick and adress! PLEASE DONT THINK THIS WAS ME.
Just check the message's source and route and compare it to this one, you'll see they are different. Looking at the properties it states that this dumb f*ck is on prodigy for crying out loud! what a looser! I'm on a direct Cable modem con.
Son of a bitch can't even make a point and have the balls to use his own nick, and has to resort to impersonating other people, how lame can you get.
I'm sorry you had to listen to his sh*it. But I have his source info and will make good use of it, beleive me....
Jedi wrote in article ...
[snip]
<sounding enlightened> Oh. Okay. I don't tend to look at where messages come from. Okay.
Alyssa
Yea that's why I was so pissed, I'm not in the habit of looking at each and every posted message's ID either, and just wanted to let everyone know that I would never act so retardedly immature. Sucka obviously is a newbie or an idiot to think people can't tell who he is just because he changed his nick and email settings. It's pathetic. Well, I know who he is and that's all I care about. ;-)
Alyssa wrote in message ...
you know i had the same thing happen to me on a NG i ended up being Kill filed by the whole group and virtually killfiled on another. realy hurts your rep and most people wont belive you when you say this but its is so easy to steal someones e-mail address its not even funny
Jedi wrote:
Yea, that's what really got to me, the fact that people would just take it at face value and see my nick and think I'm a total asshole. That's why I told everyone that if they didn't beleive me, just compare message ID's, and It would be quite obvious it was a fake. Thank god for message ID's, you can't fake those.
Mr Bean wrote in message ...
filed
rep and
i guess that was a lame attempt at humor? "wondering what eunichs do on saturday nights"
Jedi wrote:
Yea, specially the fact he used my nick. Lame in deed.
Mr Bean wrote in message ...
On Thu, 28 May 1998 16:13:25 -0400, Mr Bean wrote:
Well, usually I start off watching TV, then read for a while...
"Move along, there's nothing to see here." Officer Barbrady
that could work. I still say make kenny a girl :) or an alien
Alyssa wrote:
Well, that may be interesting, but now that you've gone and posted it on the newsgroups, you'll never see it happen.
Several things predicted in this newsgroup have already come to pass. Don't make any bets just yet.