Flamb� for KymBot

Ya know, I've read some pretty bad fanfics in my time online, but the Paht Pahh or whatever the hell it's called has got to be the worst of them all. I know that some people think they're funny and original and that they'll be praised for their work, and in the end they just get shit on. Leave episodes to the original creators. No one can come close to their comical genious. And Kym, if you're reading this, at least get the names right... Come on... Mr Hand? God... Maybe you should just sit on your fanny and only read the postings in here. Or better yet, come back after you've learned some things from South Park.

Kha0s

p.s. Look for the South Park Kombat postings. There's something more original than you'll ever come up with.

This is what happens when you let sick people play with powerful toys

"golf clap"

Here here...three cheers for KhaOs

"Seanyboy" wrote:

For what?

Nevermind. We'd rather not have those images in our heads.

It doesn't matter what [email] (KymBot) wrote, because she can't write a decent story:

	In the infamous words of Eric Cartman, "Well screw you, too!"
That comment saying that South Park Kombat makes no sense is like,
very interesting...  How can you not understand the concept that it's
(1) Original  (2) Funny  (3) Better than Paht Pahh
	SPK has cool moves, adapted from the show (ie, Kick the baby,
Cheesy Poofs, etc) and Paht Pahh was just 20 of the same lines used
over and over again.  And the way you had Kenny die was horrible.
Starved to death?  If that was in an episode, how would viewers know
he died of starvation unless another character had to actually say it.
South Park is oral AND visual jokes.  SPK is made for the imagination,
and I left things out of it for a couple reasons.  Such as a mockery
of Mortal Kombat 4 (unfinished versions), and also to let the reader
think of different ways a move might look like (Hannukah Kick, Super
Fat Ass, etc)
	One more thing...  you said you've surpassed the comical
genious of Matt and Trey with your story...  I VERY strongly disagree.
If you're such a comical genious beyond the capabilities of Matt and
Trey, then why did you get so many negative responses?  SPK has gotten
some put downs, but it's also gotten quite a few possitive remarks
(including people asking if this is a real game and where they can get
it {SUCKERS!})
	Before I send this off, I'd also like to say that what you've
been getting is called 'criticism'  Just because some people don't
like it means everyone else will hate it, too.  I know I'm sort of
contradicting myself, but it's just an honest opinion of my own
opinions.  Don't take it so harshly.  For God's sake, you're worried
about what people you don't even know, and probably never will know
think about you.  This is the net...  Get over it.

Kha0s

To bring you to your knees and inflict massive unforgivable pain. That is the true meaning of terror. Your pain is my pleasure.

our good friend KhAoS/[email] (tk-rad) wrote:

Yes, no, no. 1 out of 3 ain't bad.

Kinda like the show itself. Ever notice how repetitive Chef is?

By Usenet standards I got remarkably few flames, 90% of them from you, but I don't give a damn what people say.

Am I being consoled or flamed here? Can't tell...

I'm not. I wrote some shit and posted it. Now I'm all outta coke.

Actually I'm just trying to get the last word and annoy you.

is the true meaning of terror. >Your pain is my pleasure.

Actually...why am I picking on you? At least you are doing original stuff like me. I just wish more people posted their stuff, coz I know people write their own fan fiction but are just afraid of flames. I thought maybe I'd encourage others to post spoofs, but...like you say, this is the net.

See ya.

[email] (KymBot) wrote:

<shnip>

I don't like people getting the last word... Let's call it a truce or this thread could be around for awhile...

Kha0s

p.s. It's a zero, not an O =P

To bring you to your knees and inflict massive unforgivable pain. That is the true meaning of terror. Your pain is my pleasure.

AMEN

that paht pahh crap was horrible

if you want to be creative make up your own skit

or at least be funny when using existing characters

tk-rad wrote in article ...

[email] (tk-rad) wrote:

But you haven't written any. The South Park Kombat stuff makes no sense...*at all.*

Don't worry, little one. You can continue believing yourself king of this nonexistent little hill that you have decided to make your home. You can stop panicking.

My posts are for thoughtful fans of SP, not flamebait for someone whose ego is in free-fall. And everybody (but you) knows one does not go to Usenet looking for praise.

Maybe when they begin creating more.

Yet I have surpassed it, but it is no surpsise that you do not see this.

kHaos is inviting me BACK? Get at grip KaHOS. The sky is not falling on _you._

Though it certainly should be.

In article , [email] wrote:

You're always welcome to your opinion, but I thought Paht Pahh was pretty funny and fit the South Park motif really well. It actually kept me reading all the way through, which is pretty rare for slash work.

--Elocutus

I've come into this argument late, and so don't know what started this.

I can tell you, though, that the part of "Pot Pahh" that I read was pretty funny. I thought that having Kenny starve to death was creative as all get- out... IT"S THE FIRST TIME THAT ONE OF YOU HASN"T MADE HIM DIE VIOLENTLY!!!!

"No, Kenny, this is my pot pahh.." Gus Porterhouse "You think it's broken? Let me make sure..."

On 10 Dec 1997 02:06:56 GMT, [email] (Sawdog357) offered this unto Shub-Internet:

You didn't read the first part, then. The part that consistened entirely of Cartman eating pot pies, the kids watching T&P and them bitching at each other. Pretty normal, you would say, and if it was just that you'd be right. But it was repeated over and over and _over and OVER and _OVER_ with the _exact_same_dialouge_ each and every time! It gets old real quick.