OFF TOPIC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 14, 199913 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.southpark
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Today we mark a milestone in any teenager's life, the day they turn 16!!

For one of the most beloved and talented fic writers in the NG, lets all show Jess we care and respond to this post and give her our best wishes and a lot of birthday gifts.

<gives jess a stan doll with a pinwheel in the "proper" location>

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jealous of Jess' writing talent, dave.

Happy birthday Jess!!!!!!!!!!! Be like Terrance and Philip and have some Kraft dinner for your birthday! :-)

-Toni

Dave Benson wrote:

well I didnt know anything about it but happy birthday!!!! <hands her a talking cartman doll..it says..RESPECT MY GODDAMN AUTHORATAH!!! and SHUT UP BITCH and SCREW YOU GUYS, IM GOING HOME! and it sings IM A BADDASS COWBOY FROM THE WILD WILD WEST!!> aint it cute?? dont ya just wanna hug it???? LOL!!! J/K

DaveDave Bensonalt.tv.southpark

While I couldn't give a crap about fanfic, I can still respect the magic and the power of "Sweet 16".

Happy B-day, Jess. :)

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Thanks, dude!!!! <passes some cake with Cheesy Poofs on top> ;P

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Snacky Cake?

Kick ass.

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Awww, thankees! :)

LOL! :)

Thanks *SO* much dude!!!! :) Thanks so much for the kind words, and for remembering me on my b-day! :) <passes cookies to everyone> :)

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Yeah!!!

Coming right back from me too!!

NOW it all starts getting good !!!!

Have a great time !!

Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands

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Dave Benson wrote in message ...

Let me get in on this, too...

Happy B-day, Jess! Keep writing those killer fics well into your 16th year!

the_davester http://www.geocities.com/~dgisoft/nirvana/ "Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old" "I miss the comfort in being sad" -- Nirvana "Everyone is entitled to their opinions -- no matter how wrong they are" "Sentience is overrated" --Me

In article , Dave Benson wrote:

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Happy New Year! Er... Happy Birthday!

Long live the Bill Of Rights!

"Education is the ultimate weapon and the master key." -Daniel M. Gordon, IQ 123

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DaveDaniel Gordonalt.tv.southpark

Sorry Danny.

Queen-Big Gay Al. :)
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Happy Belated B-Day, Jess!! ::hands her a big-ass tray of frappacinos::

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Kyle BroslofskiAndialt.tv.southpark

Just a big thankees for all of you who wished me a happy birthday! :)

<passes cookies and Cheesy Poofs, and other types of SP foods> :)

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