SOUTH PARK FANS PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS

I think this newsgroup is a great thing because it brings together all sorts of lonely people who don't have friends, social shut-ins, get-a-lifes, geeks, smelly people, fat people, poor trashy folk, and the like. This way you can all communicate and pretend to have friends and not be so depressed. Star Trek and X-Files are good for this too.

Oh for Christ's sake, where the hell do you fucking trolls come from anyway? Out of a rhino's ass? Why don't you just go back to what you're best at-jacking off to your mother's picture. -Toni

Hzlbwr wrote:

On Sun, 30 Aug 1998 21:04:52 -0700, "Ms. Toni Dimayuga" wrote:

No--out of Cartman's ass.

Ray Greenberg wrote:

Nah, he doesn't deserve to come out of Cartman's ass. More like one of the five assed monkey's five asses. -Toni

In article , Ms. Toni Dimayuga writes

Which ass?

Michael Bungey wrote:

Hmm... the fifth one :) -Toni

<<Oh for Christ's sake, where the hell do you fucking trolls come from anyway? Out of a rhino's ass? Why don't you just go back to what you're best at-jacking off to your mother's picture. -Toni>>

<Claps>  LOL, Toni!!
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LEESPAM2 wrote:

<curtsises> Ah, thank you, thank you! I'm just here for my fellow SP fans you know. Kisses for you all! -Toni

Yup, (for some unknown reason) trolls like you are brought together here, for the common goal of being assholes. And, aren't you so happy that you could find more people like yourself? Trolls tend to move in herds, Mr. Hog-Blower, and you have found where they have flocked to. Now, it's time to move them all outta here!

My friend, I leave you with one very touching and poignant phrase that sums up our sentiments for you and your fellow trolls:

You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

That is all.

~Kyle Broslofski~

Ya know, that's really great description. What'd you do just write down what your like? I think I'll quote mr garrison on this one "YOU GO TO HELL YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE" -me

Yes! *Very* nice one! Score one for the South Park fans! <tosses Kyle 5 cookies>

Marguerrite, Hunter of the Infamous Matt and Trey (they call me Kim, but I know better) Aka Crabtree-Norn "Sit down and shut up!" "&^*$ Censorship!"-originated on alt.tv.southpark

Thank you. Thank you verrah mudge! :)

Score one for the South Park fans! <tosses Kyle 5

Woohoo! <brings out the cake, ice cream, Cheesy Poofs, and punch and passes them around> <starts up the grill and starts to barbeque stuff> <bakes a zillion cookies and cupcakes> <opens up the pool> PARTAY!!!! YEAH!!! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~

So which are you? Smelly? fat? trashy? All of the above?

A woman is a lot like a beer. They look good, they smell good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one......but once you've had one, you've gotta drink another woman. -- Homer J. Simpson

On 31 Aug 1998 01:40:43 GMT, [email] (Hzlbwr) wrote:

Wow. A troll. How very... original.

Uh huh.

You're as guity as the rest of us... no, moreso. We spend some of our free time talking about a common interest... you spend your free time bashing something too sophisticated for your tiny mind to comprehend.

Loser.

We win again.

----- Lone Wolf AKA Powerslave My Kung-Fu is the best.

"It was as if the lights dimmed just for him." - Steve Buscemi, Desperado

"Into the flood again... same old trip it was back then... so I made a big mistake... try to see it once my way..." - Alice in Chains, "Would"

"You wanna see what I can bring to the party?" - The Drew Carey Show

writes

hmmm.. clever that, using an aol address, replete with aol newsreader, so now you are open to flaming, people adding your address to all sorts of non autho newsgroups (Trolls on trolls, Trolls on top of their mothers, etc etc) so we, at the south park newsgroup have for you a common message. I think I speak for all of us when I say:

Fuck Off, please do. die in a corner a lonely wretch, nothing more than an embarrassment, a waste of society's money, time and patience.

In article , Hzlbwr writes

So then...Who the hell are you and why exactly are you here! Goddammit no-one wants you to come and critise us people!!!!!