Children...What do you want for Christmas?

Here's something to ponder... If you where a "kid" living in South Park what would you ask Santa for Christmas?

Would It be a Okama Gamesphere?

A Sprinkle Time Make-Your-Own Marshmallow Factory?

Perhaps a green, red and yellow Megaman?

Ants In The Pants?

A Go-Go Action Bronco?

A Dreidel (No way...they're F***in' gay!)

A Clyde Frog or - Polly Prissy Pants doll?

Maybe set of Terrance and Phillip dolls?

Personally... I'd ask for a John Elway with Karate Chop Action! (But then that's just me !)

Ho Ho Ho...so, what would you like for Christmas?

Happy Holidays... you guys!

Don in Philly, PA

O holy night! The something something distant It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie. Jesus was born and so I get presents. Thank you, Jesus for being born!

In article , [email] (CarsDM) wrote:

That's SO last week, man.

Only if you're Cartman.

This party is OVER!

MURDERER!!!

Who's my dad, dammit?

Moo!

wrote in message news:[email]...

Dude, this is pretty f*cked up right here.

"Heavyarms" wrote in message news:[email]...

Really! Geeze! A normal person would put it in his mouth.

"CarsDM" wrote in message news:[email]...

Alabama Man!!!!!

On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 16:34:55 GMT, "King Kong" wrote:

Antonio Banderas Blow Up Doll with realistic genitalia! Remove NOSPAM if replying by e-mail.

CarsDM wrote in message news:[email]...

An "I Love Towelie" shirt (or perhaps an "I Hate Towelie" shirt).

On or about 23 Dec 2003 06:55:55 GMT, CarsDM made the sensational claim that:

Stevie Nicks. For dinner. :-)

Aw, weak... here are a few other things I left off my list:

The Mr. Hankey Playset - aka 'Mr. Hankey Construction set'

A Chinpokomon

Cyborg Bill doll

Wild Wacky Action Bike! (The bike that's hard to ride!)

A Used 'ColecoVision'

Sea People

A $50 gift certificate to "Raisins"

and one more thing... How about a DVD box set of --- "Jesus and Pals" the complete 1st season (Deluxe Edition)

• BTW: It's not to late to leave your request for Santa!*

"Merry Christmas, movie house!"

Don in Philly, PA ****************** Santa Claus is on his way He's loaded goodies on his sleigh To drop them off on Christmas Day And I'll say ... Howdy Ho!

Folks will gather 'round the fire Sing a song, join the choir Pretty soon they'll all retire And I'll say... Howdy Ho!

On 25 Dec 2003 06:39:36 GMT, [email] (CarsDM) wrote:

What, no-one wants a Haibo dog? You can starve it to death, its sooo cool you guys.

""Wild Wacky Action Bike! (The bike that's hard to ride!)""...... That commercial is one of the funniest I've ever seen. Just watching that little kid trying to operate that piece of shit is hilarious. And then Matt & Trey have him run into a truck and catch on fire! LMAO!!!!!

"Gregg" wrote in message news:[email]...

Matt

That's one of my all time favorite South Park moments