In the Thanksgiving episode, when all the families are at the All You Can Eat place, Kyle is seen cutting a ham. Isnt he supposed to be Jewish?
"I am so very, very sorry!" --BalSac, the Jaws of Death
Thats not Kosher!
Jan 1, 199817 posts by 13 posters
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And I suppose the evil GWAR ever gets out of a tight spot without Slymenstra having to save their collective asses?
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OK this is my theory:
"Instead of eating ham I'm eating kosher lock cheese"
Then he's at KJ's Buffet eating ham
Maybe he did that when his mom wasn't looking
If she saw she's probably be like "WHATWHATWHAT?????" ��� �hr�B
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uhhh, that's the joke...
On 2 Jan 1998 22:16:22 GMT, [email] (ATAK97) wrote:
There are plenty of *secular* Jews who eat treyf! (I'm one of 'em!)
Does a Chinese restaurant lose money in a Jewish neighborhood? Never.
Yeah, but in the "Lonely Jew at Christmas" song, he says he can't eat ham.
Rock
Did you notice what he ate on thanksgiving?
Ken
That's my point. If you read all the threads: - Someone pointed out the fact that he ate ham on Thanksgiving - They asked why since he was a jew - Someone said that some jews eat ham - I pointed out the song where he says he can't eat ham - So that leads back to the question of why he ate it when he said that he couldn't eat it. - So, to follow up your thread Ken, I know he ate it on Thanksgiving but that still doesn't answer the question.
Rock
It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to confuse you.
Ken
that
On 3 Jan 1998 23:12:35 GMT, [email] (Rocker1018) offered this unto Shub-Internet:
Ah ha! There's your problem. We never acutally _saw_ Kyle eat the ham. He could have just been cutting a piece for Starvin' Marvin.
Bob the Soul Crusher wrote:
doubt it it looked like starvin marvin was to busy sharing his peach cobbler
Ok I'm going to explain this to everyone who doesn't understand modern jewish people. In the song he says that he's not eating ham, it doesn't mean his parents won't let him. A" latkee" or as jewish people call them latka is a food jews traditionaly eat at Chanukah. There are like in the Cathlic, Prostestant, or whatever people who are more religious than others. I know lots of Jewish people who eat non-cosher. CASE CLOSED!
That was the point.
On 2 Jan 1998 21:53:13 GMT, [email] (Scumdog42) wrote:
Uh, he thinks so...
Darin
What the hell are you talking about Hanukah is a transliteration from a hebrew word. If it were spelt in English it would be something like this Chanukah. There is no correct spelling for it in English. Mr. Hankey wasn't even jewish by the way.