Switchoff, Part 1

Well, I've been thinking about this one for a while and I'm going to try my hand at writing. Here it is:

****insert all that legal crap here****

Stan's house. Storm is going on outside.

Kyle: Dude, that storm looks pretty bad. Cartman: Where the hell are my cheesy poofs??! Kenny: Mmmfmm mffum mmmm mrrrmm? Mmmmm mmm mm mmmmm. (How could you lose them? You brought 20 boxes.)

Stan+Kyle: Yeah. Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat f[beep] that your bathtub has stretch marks!

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home. Kenny: Mmmm, mmmffm fmmm mfffm. (Yeah, if you want to f[beep]ing die.) Stan: And then you would have to be buried in the deepest trench in the ocean, because you wouldn't fit anywhere else!

Cartman: Screw. Home.

Genetic Engineering Ranch.

Mephisto: At last! I have created a machine that will switch bodies! Kevin blinks. Mephisto: Now I can -- you didn't forget to lock the windows, did you? Lightning hits the machine, it activates. Mephisto: This experiment is turning out very badly.

Stan's house.

Cartman looks out a window.

Cartman: MY CHEESY POOFS! Stan: CARTMAN! NO!

It's too late. Cartman opens the window.

Cartman: SWEEEET!!!!

Orange beam shoots in through the open window.

Kenny: Mff fff mmm? (What the f[beep]?)

Screen explodes in orange.

Orange clears.

Kyle: Hey, what the f[beep] just -- wait a minute, why am I talking clearly? Daniel: You and Kenny swiched places. Same with Stan and Cartman. Stan as Cartman (SAC): Who are you? Daniel: I'm Daniel. I'm writing this. SAC: Oh crap! Another fanfic!

End of part 1.

What do you think? I'm going to try to write more soon.

Well, I've been thinking about this one for a while and I'm going to try my hand at writing. Here it is:

****insert all that legal crap here****

Stan's house. Storm is going on outside.

Kyle: Dude, that storm looks pretty bad. Cartman: Where the hell are my cheesy poofs??! Kenny: Mmmfmm mffum mmmm mrrrmm? Mmmmm mmm mm mmmmm. (How could you lose them? You brought 20 boxes.)

Stan+Kyle: Yeah. Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat f[beep] that your bathtub has stretch marks!

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm going home. Kenny: Mmmm, mmmffm fmmm mfffm. (Yeah, if you want to f[beep]ing die.) Stan: And then you would have to be buried in the deepest trench in the ocean, because you wouldn't fit anywhere else!

Cartman: Screw. Home.

Genetic Engineering Ranch.

Mephisto: At last! I have created a machine that will switch bodies! Kevin blinks. Mephisto: Now I can -- you didn't forget to lock the windows, did you? Lightning hits the machine, it activates. Mephisto: This experiment is turning out very badly.

Stan's house.

Cartman looks out a window.

Cartman: MY CHEESY POOFS! Stan: CARTMAN! NO!

It's too late. Cartman opens the window.

Cartman: SWEEEET!!!!

Orange beam shoots in through the open window.

Kenny: Mff fff mmm? (What the f[beep]?)

Screen explodes in orange.

Orange clears.

Kyle: Hey, what the f[beep] just -- wait a minute, why am I talking clearly? Daniel: You and Kenny swiched places. Same with Stan and Cartman. Stan as Cartman (SAC): Who are you? Daniel: I'm Daniel. I'm writing this. SAC: Oh crap! Another fanfic! Daniel: Yeah, and I've been reading them, so I know what to do.

Cut to Movie theater. The movie is Armageddon, near the end.

On the movie screen. The asteroid was blown up. NASA guy: The asteroid will miss Earth by four hundred miles.

Carol (Stan's mom): I can't believe he gave his life... Randy: Uh, it was him or the human race, and the human race includes him.

On the movie screen. Everyone is celebrating.

On Carol and Randy again.

Carol: It's so sad... Randy: Uh-huh.

Cut to Stan's house again.

Cartman As Stan (CAS): Goddamnit! I didn't even get my cheesy poofs! Kyle As Kenny (KYAK): Mffm fmmm mmm mfffmm mmm mff. (How the f[beep] can you think about food at a time like this?)

End of part 1.

What do you think? I'm going to try to write more soon.

I liked it. And I confess, I was thinking of a similar idea, except Stan switches with Kyle and Kenny switches with Cartman - Kenny and Cartman have an argument over their new bodies, and Cartman dies while in Kenny's body. But I like this 'fic, write moooore.

Alyssa

<hops up and down screaming> I started one like this! I wrote part of it, and then I left it alone for about 4 months, and now everyone is stealing it! AAAAUGH!

Now that I've worked off all my stress through that little rant, I'd just like to say that it was a good fanfic, a good idea, I liked the stuff about Armegeddon..good for a first fanfic.

-Kim

Awesome! It was *EXCELLENT*! Cookies for you on a kick ass first fanfic! :)

~Kyle Broslofski~

<waits for Part 2>

try my

ER...bizaare, yet good for a short as hell first part, It's not overly brilliant, but you're the only one that I've read so far that explains what Kenny says(I don't know which way is better)