SP contradicts its storylines sometimes..

In "Cartman's mom's a dirty slut" (pt I). At the barn dance chef says that he is new in town, and doesn't know many people, and that he will open up a restaurant (or words to that effect). But earlier in the first series in "Mecha Streisand" Chef is heard to say "Wow, Sidney Poitier in my home town!!" suggesting that he has lived in South park all his life.

Similarly (almost) in "Death" Mrs Cartman refers to Kyles mum as Carol when asking for directions to the portapotties, when here in this newsgroup you all insist that her forename is Sheila, and that fact is well documented.

Thanks for taking the time to take my ramblings into consideration.

P.S. like the new name Kez, keep it up. Regards

Tom Arthur

"I kicked him square in the nuts, and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan." - Cartman

Okay, consider this... I am from a big town, but now I live in a small town. I consider the small town my "hometown" because that's where I live. Besides, the whole damn show is a contradiction... Kenny comes back to life in each episode!!!

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"Oh my God, I killed Pengy!!"

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If anyone cares, I have a theory about that. It goes like this:

My Theory. I Don't Care WHAT You Think. Cartman's Dad... My Theory Ok, I heard this from a guy in the South Park newsgroup I used to belong to, so it's not my idea, but I don't remember the guy's name. Well, here it is. Cartman's dad is Patrick Duffy, and his mom is actually his mom. Cartman wakes up one day, walks into the bathroom, and finds Patrick Duffy there, shaving. "Hey dad," he says, "I just had the weirdest dream!" And he proceeds to talk about things that have happened in South Park. Meaning that thus far, everything we've seen, has all been a dream. Hey, that would explain why Kenny keeps coming back to life!

It's right off my page with my itty bitty shrine to South Park. You can go see if you want. http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Village/6945/ but remember, it's very small. Mostly kewl pictures people let me use. And there's my editorial and other non-South Park stuff. Ok, sorry to plug my page like that.