Apologies to BitchMom(please read!)

Dear Bee-oochMom!! ; ' )

Re: an earlier post on another thread when I dared to call you "Kid".

I have since taken the time and the trouble to move my lazy-assed fingers over my keyboard, (yes...my keyboard, before you reply in your usual devestating manner! :') ) and I Humbly withdraw the statement that I might have been older than you.

I now 'know' I am Not.

It was a foolish claim, from someone with no memory at all, (dementia??), and a humble, nay, shame-faced attitude!

I throw my self upon your mercy, (oops... maybe a bad move!), and cry your pardon!

(Even though I've only played Diablo twice, never online, and don't own a copy!)

Cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands. (and Too Much Guilt On His Mind!)

You may call me Bitch if you like :-)

Aww shucks!

Gee, you find my post containing my age? If not, I'm *33*!!!

Not really. I found the whole thread humorous. :-)

You're pardoned as long as you throw yourself :)

Too bad, let me know if/when you get the game, and I'll show you the ropes (so to speak <big evil grin>)

Where everybody knows your name.

Guilt? What in the world for?

*this post was written right before I put the computer to bed for the night, so it doesn't include the usual assortment of humor that one of my posts usually has.

BitchMom Op for #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet: davis.ca.us.dal.net:6667 mindijari.ca.us.dal.net:6667 kechara.ma.us.dal.net:6667

BitchMom wrote in message ...

(crawling snipped!)

OOOhhhh..... Now we're telling little fibb-ettes! Either now or earlier!! If U ARE 33 then ignore my apopolologies 'cos then I *would* be older than you, if, however, you are the age you stated on your Original posting...(That age being............................) [too much of a gent to divulge a ladies age!] Then I'm not older than you!!

Confused? You will be, after this weeks episode of...South Park! (No, wait, that's not right!!!) (And God alone knows when we will get it back on terrestrial TV in the UK!!)

As long as they are not tied too tightly!

You mean just before you went to bed you were writing to ME!! (Swoons away into a stupor from which only the scent of burning toast will wake him!!)

Frazier!

OOOPS...I mean.....

Cheers! Covenant. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands (But who is beginning to enjoy it!)

Umm, maybe you need glasses honey cause unless 33 isn't considered 'early 30's' then I don't recall ever saying my age was anything else. Maybe you misread a post where I said my husband is 44.

Post it dude! I want to know what you are talking about!! (Curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back)

SOAP!! That was one of my favorite shows!!

terrestrial? You want alien tv in the UK?

Just tight enough, a little pain goes a long way :-)

Yepper.

/me burns a batch of toast just for Covenant.

sucks. (oops, hehehe)

Don't most men? (BEG) <--big evil grin for those that don't know what it means :)

BitchMom Op for this newsgroup's chat room #alt.tv.southpark on Dalnet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click the Start button Choose Programs Choose your chat program (ie. mirc, pirch) Choose IRC Network Dalnet Choose a Server I recommend the following: davis.ca.us.dal.net:6667 mindijari.ca.us.dal.net:6667 kechara.ma.us.dal.net:6667 When you get connected, type in /join #alt.tv.southpark

Yeah, but the language is hard to understand...

BTW, If you miss SP in the UK just do what I do... Bribe a friend in the US download all the Real video files and burn em onto a CD which the friend then sends you... Thanks to this marvellous technique you too can watch the second series of South Park (This is not a valid guarantee, this offer only applies to persons who are me).